Hello pol. I was recently made aware of your worshipping of a god that you have named kek of all things (another word for 'lol' that the horde in world of Warcraft saw alliance say? Really?)
/Magician/ & adept in the hermetic order of the golden dawn reporting in. Itt we start with a 3 card spread on this nonsense and go from there.
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First response is the hanged Man inverted modified by the 2 of wands inverted and the 9 of cups...
This is an unwillingness to compromise, and enjoying this to the fullest. By this, kek is also extinguishing uncertainty.
Not bad! Where do you people come up with this stuff?
>implying there is only one kind of magic
Get fucked bucko
hi styx
And look at that, digits check out (like they aways do)
Guess your fucked op
>55
But kek is chaos, like Eris .
I ask if podesta and company are going to fall .
Yeah and you can comprehend anything outside of basic geometry while not in a meditative state or not on MDMA.
A FUCKING LEAF.
Terrible angle
You assholes making these memes out of Crowley. Swear to god lol.
Is this a le jojo reference?
Nigger you don't know me, I'm a lv30 luck cleric for all you know
I'm curious to see where this goes
bump
Tetraktys spread. Results to come soon.
He probably would of had a good laugh with it.
So what does this mean jelly bean
Creative force is reversal of negative trends. Current thoughts are recklessness. Emotions are betrayal of creator (possibly another YHVH rebel), coping with everyday life is impatience...
Drive is deception/swindles. (9 of pentacles reversed.)
This means """kek""" is a fraud
you need a basic lesson in photography. sad.
His occultist offer this real-life totem-
SHADILAY!
What maintains a balanced and healthy life is the 5 of swords reversed. It means a hollow victory haunted by regret. Nice. Only 4 to go!
>Creative force is reversal of negative trends
making meme's helps us fight the bullshit
>Current thoughts are recklessness
Sup Forums is a chaotic hivemind
>Emotions are betrayal of creator
Fefe's holds us back
>coping with everyday life is impatience
We are more than tired of the way thing are
What did Kek mean by this
a moment of self admittance and honesty?
Card 7 in the tetraktys is what needs to get to move forward and that is the knight of swords. A determination to win in other words. Very curious. Perhaps it means a lesson in humility.
Card 8 is the cosmic forces guiding you to fulillment and that is the knight of wands reversed. It is your egotistical thoughts and your bullying that fulfills you.
Rofl, the Sup Forums gods are certainly without a sense of irony
Card 9 is your dark side and that is the 8 of wands which is getting ahead of yourself with this 'kek' idea you virgins have.
Does anyone trust this guy?
No not really
With my life and left testicle!
And finally. Card 10. The premise and foundation for this kek thing, is the 2 of pentacles. Not surprising to me at all.
It means you all have a loyalty to pol. You don't want to drop the ball.
That was very anti climatic. I might even curse the guy who made me come here and make this thread.
Well now you know
Kek is a gift, even for the uninitiated
mk you can leave now with your demonic card game
Only if he can restore my forskin
Your normie magic is Weak compared to kek.
Fuck off kike
I don't think you understand. From the divination I performed tonight,.It is clear that (((kek))) is a distraction from something real
Do you even know what that is?
PRAISE!
>This means """kek""" is a fraud
Well if we're being honest, part of the joke is making people unironically think we unironically believe in kek.
It's part of the punchline.
So fake or a demon?
Some kikey bullshit
FUG :DDD
U guys are good.
Tarots are a pretty basic and is prone to inaccuracies, especially if the performer has any bias's.
Meme magic is where it is at OP
Shadilay
This.
Tarot is 19th century magic at best
Welcome to the 21st century
It is my preferred method of divination, before doing an actual ritual.
But u know this :^)
Salutations and good evening, sirs and madams. As always, the cards have told their tales. Thank you for turning them in this effort.
I think what you are reading, regarding "distraction from something real", is that this Pepe the frog meme was stolen from our enemies.
The frog meme was created by Hillary, Sup Forums took it and made a sigil out of it to turn it against her.
>adept in the hermetic order of the golden daw
You arent fooling no one scholomo
elaborate, please
You forget our accomplishments heathen.
>It is clear that (((kek))) is a distraction from something real.
Like Alphabet organizations using Otaku to do their bidding?
Your puny magicks pale in comparison to that of Kek.
You would do well to not displease the frog god.
Kek is watching your pathetic card game with ire.
>thinks kek's power is limited to this election
HERETIC!
No more like you should worship Christ instead of some fake nothingness. And if one day you grow a brain, perhaps the mysteries would suit you.
The Jews will always divide you. Never forget that.
HE SPEAKS
take your jew star and yugio cards back to /x/ faggot
Yes, God himself is here and performing miracles for Sup Forums becasue we are the last bastion of non-degeneracy in the western world
anons saw the things that god was doing and then kek revealed himself, but perhaps it is not kek doing these things, but someone else
The frog god, obviously from this basic divination, is fake. Really fires those neurons!
Find something real if you can.
>No more like you should worship Christ instead of some fake nothingness
Says the user fellating himself with his magic the gathering fortune telling cards.
Bingo
Fine forget it then lol. I knew this was a waste of time.
this, all the likely he's some CF tier christfag trying to convert us. So he plays with his cards and sees what he wants to see. Then gives a push in the "right direction" ;)
Enjoy your curse. We summon KEK to smite you with his worst.
See you tomorrow ;)
No dont go do me next
KEK will bring chaos to you and your christ!
The cards read that you're a giant faggot. Quite possibly the biggest faggot that ever lived.
Holy shit guys, the cards are real.
Holy shit! It's real guise! :D
Waste of time? Of course not.
Nothing is a waste of time if it's interesting. And we definitely haven't had divination threads on Sup Forums before, as that's more /x/ territory.
Lets see
The first card represents your desires
The card is a giant dick
The second card represents your actions
The card is fellatio
Well, fuck, anyone would know that.
KEK will dox you and shove those nigger cards up your faggot asshole, you filthy spic nigger.
lol remember when kek was funny and we weren't trembling before his awesome power?
Hol up, hol up...
The cards are now saying that you long for Obama's smelly and unemployed nigger dick to penetrate your shit stained anus.
Fuck fambilam, this is getting scary.
Witnessed.
Nice try, kike shaman detected. GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
praise be!
anons, i made the pilgrimage to the sacred post myself and can confirm both digits /and/ relevancy.
out of its ashes we shall build a new left,
one based on reason and discussion,
debate and open, honest, fair, hand-counted elections!
kek has truly blessed us this day!
Spooky tbqh senpai.
Please take your jojo playing cards back to Sup Forums
GET OUT KIKE.
That took a long time to make. It's my earth pentacle (technically a hexacle). Jew magic is weird.
ALL HAIL KEK! PRAISE HIM!
Digits confirm his power.
Oy vey.
kek made a good logical game here. try to figure out.
Do you have to make it from cut pieces of baby dick? You bris loving faggot.
Kill yourself nigger
No just a wood disc. Paint and black calligraphy pen.
Do more cards.
We are going to collectively visualize that you encounter peril, and use KEK as our ground to uniformly guide that negative energy. Enjoy your cancer.
he isn't altogether wrong
You have been duped into BUYING a set of kike magic tools, you fucking moron, they don't work if your chap is unmutilated. Take your magic the gathering LARP faggot arse back to plebbit you fucking jew collaborator.
Very interesting newfriend, but ultimately boring. Kek will continue to entertain and bestow gifts upon the faithful.
Judging from the replies.in this thread, I want to confirm that you are worse than Reddit. You are a hivemind, hoodwinked into worshipping a new frog creation.
I'm pretty sure you all should kill yourselves :^)
THIS IS NOW A HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US THREAD
fuck off false prophet of kek
Kill me yourself senpai.
Roll for Keks protection from Jew magic.
>not believing in kek unironically
You will burn in hell, or wander through eternal darkness trying to find a way out for ever