Amerifat logic

>Amerifat logic

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Enjoy your kinder cuck!

>not sure if retarded

Bump

>Trading some shitty chocolate gimmick for freedom

Enjoy chocking on that Kinder Cock!

Honestly guns are way more fucking awesome than chocolate eggs.

Honestly i would take the gun over the egg.

DELET THIS NOW

I thought that ended
anyway
SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED

>it's illegal to get a means of self defense but a choking hazard is legal
WTF canada???

>Kinder Eggs illegal in the US
surely this is fake news

We have ARs dumbass it's just 5 rounds in the magazine and semi automatic

Any leaf would be glad to give up kinder surprises for less restrictive gun laws.

Fuck off and never come back

I used to be mad Canada existed and North America wasn't united as a single country.

But god damn, you're fucking faggots, Canada. It's no wonder the British Empire died after you became more important to their colonial efforts.

>only 5 rounds

>putting non-food items in food
Leave it to Euros to be this stupid.

Illegal cause we're not allowed to have toys inside food because our children are mostly retarded and they fear they'll choke on the kinder dick.

No, Kinder Eggs are illegal, probably falls under some law against putting non-edible things inside edible things.

Canada: Bestiality: Legal
US: Bestiality: Illegal

It's not just the children.

We have a butchered version where the plastic cleanly separates the egg into two halves and is visible before eating it.
Due to some policies, food with non-edibles encapsulated within is illegal.

AR-15s are legal in Canada

> putting a toy inside food
We don't eat our toys, we have enough food...

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>round limits

Pure communism.

>semi automatic

Sadly that's what is the norm here. Full auto has been restricted since 1986 by that traitorous Commie bastard Reagan.

Uh... AR-15s are legal in Canada, they're just restricted and you have to get your PAL I think

It's not fake.

>5 rounds

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ARs are semi automatic here too, just so you're aware. Only the military are allowed to have burst/full giggle, and they're the only ones that actually have an application for full retard.

no full auto is retarded, but let's not act like it matters.

Some sort of federal law from the 1920s that prohibited putting non-edible products in food.

This is an old meme. How new are you, potato-nigger?

>it's just 5 rounds

Fucking literal faggots. Do you have to give a nigger a blowjob in between each round too?

Be honest Yurocucks
Would you rather have
>A fucking chocolate egg
or the ability to own firearms?

FTFY

full auto is dumb, but I'd like to have the option to legally get it on post 86 guns

LEAFS CONFIRMED KEKS

kekked

>is retarded

In a tactical situation, pretty much. But there's no reason we should not be allowed to purchase new full auto firearms if we desired to do so.

I see those eggs at Mexican markets and restaurants all the time. How do they get snuck in?

>Can't put a toy inside a chocolate egg
>Freedom

Choose one.

You can also legally own prohibited weapons in Canada if you have a reason to do so. (people who grandfathered the introduction of prohibited weapons can hand down their prohibited licenses, presumably so they can keep the weapon that grandfathered the ban in the family, but said licenses can still be used to acquire new prohibited weapons.

And also if you own a gun shop you can legally acquire prohibited weapons for the purpose of selling them to people who can legally acquire them. (even if they are out of country). And it's perfectly legal in this situation to go to the range and sample your own merchandise.

>hurrr ders no use for full auto durrr
KYS you mongoloid

Auto was banned way before Reagan user.

No, we just aim instead.

A gun plus a mask that equals Kinder eggs.

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Restricted in some ways. The Hughes Amendment to FOPA was under Reagan.

>Literally can't even own nerfguns or make hand in the shape of a gun
>Can't shitpost at more than 20kb/s
>Freedom

Our laws concerning foodstuffs are fucking retarded for sure. I mean, this is the country where a woman sued McDonald's because her stupid ass spilled a cup of coffee on her lap, and now every cup has to say COFFEE IS HOT. I blame our civil court system which encourages petty lawsuits. If Kinder sold their eggs here, every irresponsible soccer mom would sue the fuck out of them because their autistic child somehow managed to get the golfball-size plastic capsule lodged in their throat. They say safety risk, I say natural selection.

>American government trusts us with firearms.
>canadian government trusts you with snacks.

boom boom boom boom. om nom nom nom nom.

Glad to see people who realise how cucked our country has become

Think again faggot.

Why is Canada so based?
> Triggering Sup Forums just by using a leaf proxy

You know he just wasn't ready user

Why don't we sell choking hazards to kids?

Have any of these moms been to just ONE fucking Early Childhood Education class? Have you ever heard of LIABILITY??

When a product or service is used as directed and still harms the user then you can be sued. One dead kid from a kinder egg is a lawsuit. A firearm is expected to operate safely and the blame 100% rests on the user and the owner.

If you give a kid a kinder egg and they die, you sue.

If you give the kid a gun and they die, you go to jail.

Do leftists not understand any argument that can't fit on a bumper sticker?

dude come on, you're embarassing us. We can't even buy those sexy svd's anymore.

its cause some cuck child choked to death on one and then the kikes made some stupid law

its just bullshit

Wrong

It is an old meme

They are no longer illegal in the us

If they come with the plastic egg inside containing the toy, they are legal and you can buy then anywhere

Only if the toy is not in the capsule inside, is illegal

Even in Europe they come with the toy in a capsule in the chocolate, so they're the same in US as EU

they used to be illegal in the 90s

Not anymore

So yes, you cab have kinder AND a gun in US.

Rest of the world needs to update their shit memes

thats porn moron you cant fuck dogs here

(Honorary Leaf)

>banned until it could be marked properly as a choking hazard
>4 months later label warning added
>hasn't been illegal since

Typical American daycare.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoophilia_and_the_law_in_the_United_States
>Zoophilia and the law in the United States looks at the laws governing sex with animals in the United States of America. As of December 2016, sex with animals is illegal in 42 states,

Wrong.

youtube.com/watch?v=eMQqfLGrlbo

Chocadooby!!!

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SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED

One is to protect kids, the other is to protect adults. I'm not seeing anything wrong here.

No they don't.

Actually a fair number of states do have legal bestiality (or at least there is no specific laws prohibiting it), such as Wyoming and Texas. Those states used to ban it as part of their Sodomy laws, but when they struck down the sodomy laws. Instead many/most acts of bestiality can (but not necessarily will be) prosecuted under animal cruelty laws.

>hurr durr Amerifats can't have toddler candy

>Cucknadians ban butterfly knives
>ban guns
>ban speaking out against Islam at all

Where do I sign up for your country, Americans? I want that shit.

Cucked leaf afraid of guns.

>Canacuck logic

Canada probably has less restrictive gun laws than any Western country not named the USA or Switzerland.

You can buy guns here faggot it's not even hard.

> request a gun permit
> pay like 10 bucks
> when asked for purpose just don't say 'to kill lefties'
> receive permit in like a week

That's fucking it

>Implying I ever said Australia had freedom

Swedes and Norwegians own more guns per person than Canada

Pic related legal in leaf land

What about strippers in cakes?

How do you even choke on a fucking Kinder surprise?
Do you fucking swallow the whole damn thing?

The first time I bit into one of those eggs I hurt my teeth. They are not clearly labeled.

Also the yellow toy container is a good cat toy.

that should be reversed

Depends on the type of gun.
t. /k/ who likes to shitpost in /k/ Canuck threads

It's a little more involved than that. but basically yeah... if you can't afford the license and course fee, you're a poorfag who is probably just going to use it for crime.

And if you can't pass the safety course you're a retard that shouldn't be allowed anywhere near firearms.

leaf logic

This is gold. Leafs have no history whatsoever. We're Britain's dry jizz!

>banning unhealthy foods so America can stop being fat
Literally the only thing I will advocate banning, honestly.

Still stupid, though. My "infringed freedom" senses are tingling.

>oral sex with pets is legal in Canada
>they think their opinion matters

DELETE THIS

Want to try AR15. It seems to be cool rifle.
But i am still a 7.62 guy.

The rake is coming leaf

Canada BTFO

MOMS DEMAND ACTION ARE THE ONES WHO BANNED KINDER EGGS REEEEEEEEE

Kinder Surprise is illegal on a technicality. No non-edible material is allowed to be completely contained in food since way back in the day unscrupulous companies would add sawdust and sand to food as cheap filler.

So blame corporate cucks for not getting Kinder Surprises.

>My mother bought me my first gun

Dumb cunt you can get AR15 varieties on an unrestricted license.


>A FUCKIN LEAF

Beastiality is legal in the US. There's no federal ban, it's up to the individual state.

Well there no fucking reason for the top to be illegal and the bottom is only illegal because Hershey's knows how to monopolize the chocolate market which is also completely legal.

It must suck to hate both constitutional right AND capitalist, how are you even on here if you don't support capitalism? did you build your pc from the staples dumpster and stand next to a non profit organizations HQ and use their wifi?