/KEK/ - KEK WORSHIP GENERAL

I had a vision of the one true god KEK.

WE MUST MAKE HIM A REALITY

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Fug off, ur gay
Also you will be hiv positive in 3 weeks

Get the fuck off this fucking weeb website you autistic larping faggot

There's nothing fucking worse than a frogposter, except maybe more than one frogposter

Why are these threads being deleted? Kekism is a religion of peace, and highly political in nature so it is ontopic.

This is why China is in trouble.

Shadilay!

KEK will shine the light of truth!!

So many digits,

KEK is here

Not to mention its potential for getting tits in a twist -particularly the media's.

I see no reason not to turn this into a glorious political lulz.

News station, televangelist -who will be first?

KEK is dead

There is so much potential here.

I have to see Rachel Manjaw cry about pepe one more time before I die.

HE IS WITH US.

HE IS ALWAYS WITH US.

WE CALLED TO HIM FROM THE SHADOWS. THOUSANDS OF YEARS HAD GONE BY AND HE HADN'T HEARD ANYONE. BUT WE FOUND HIM. WE LOVE HIM. AND HE LOVES US.

PRAISE KEK.

PRAISE KEK

Should we get kekromancy recognized as an official religion?

PRAISE!

Is he really though?

>make something already real, real.

So make KEK realer than real?

Okay, I got this.

Checkem'

Oh shit, we have our orders

Kek died when Trump swore in, the pact was fulfilled.

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Set up account to look like concerned christian mom's -
-then start messaging religious/news orgs. saying you think you child joined a cult

No.

Trump swearing in SEALED the pact in blood. Our fates are entwined, eternally.

OUR PEPE WHO'S IN DANK MEMES
DIGITS BY THY NAME

THE HAPPENINGS COME
KEKS NEVER DONE

IN REAL LIFE AS IT IS ON Sup Forums

We must do it for KEK WILLS IT

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Kek wills it!

you tell me

PRAISE BE TO KEK!!!!!!

Pepe is the manifestation of KEK. like Jesus Christ is the manifestation of God.

Thy will be done.

Praise Kek, shadilay my brothers

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are you there kek? its me, Sup Forums. ive been a very good boy, lord kek. i-is there any chance of a happening, great kek? ive been oh so good. id really appreciate it. shucks, i'll worship you anyway. i love you, kek.

Stop worshipping that demon frog, he is leading you all straight to hell.

How come in every fucking Kek thread the digit rate increases 10 fold?

KEK IS HERE

Here- take this hand painted Pepe as offering.

SHADILAY BROTHERS!

>he doesn't know kek is already reality

also my fucking ID holy shit.

Shadilay and peace be upon you, lad

really can anyone figure out what letters are in my ID?

I dont thing begging for happenings work, only Kek praise brings a happening.

Praise Kek
Heretic

He might be real.
Who knows.
Not me.
We never lost control.
You're face, to face.
With the kek who sold the world.

>this thread is up and I just saw three political threads be deleted for no fucking reason

Trips decide if hes real or not.
>rolls dice

Fuck off Kek is our great lord.

>political
>Shia

Choose one, pal

ID:
>WWw
No.
>33
Is he indeed the god of the ancient mysteries?

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THERE'S NEVER BEEN MORE KEK.

KEK IS TRULY OUR RULER. PRAISE HIM.
REVEL IN THE TRUTH THAT IS HIS ALMIGHTY EXISTENCE.

Praise be to the frog god!

Shit I tried to force it. my apologies lord Kek.

This thread has been blessed by Kek, PRAISE!

>Imblyign hes not a reality
Praise moar

I OFFER UP THIS RARE PEPE TO HONOUR OUR FROG GOD!

I praise the one true meme god

NOT RARE ENOUGH

shadilay!

I OFFER UP THIS RARE PEPE TO HONOUR THE CONTRACT BETWEEN MAN AND FROG!

Oh my Kek

This could do it, I'm starting now

I OFFER UP THIS PEPE TO HONOUR THE CONTRACT BETWEEN MAN AND FROOOOOG!!!!!!!

It seems i have lost all my memetic magick. i have failed Kek.

Kek bless you!

Bullshit.

There is no god but God who gave His only begotten son for OUR sins.

What you experience as the meme magic or kek is a phenomena you're experiencing, but it isn't a kek deity. It's God's course taking shape, and people can get a feeling sometimes. There appears to me to be a feeling that goes with people who are connected to God. It's how prophets end up manifesting themselves into our world. True prophets, who tell of things that really come to be.

Praise God and Jesus Christ is the one true son of God.

Come back to the Lord. Enjoy the Pepe frog memes, but do not idolize these images. You chase a false god if you do so. Recognize the image as a symbol or reminder of a TIME when God brought us the salvation of our nation. Enjoy it for the nostalgia it'll generate, don't mistake it for a holy relic. Don't MAKE Pepe a heretical item.

I commit grab dishonoru shall commit Sudoku!

FUCK OFF!

Kek's blessing upon us all

if digits, your god is a kike invention used to make white people puppets

also your mom gets cancer, faggot.

Kek is just a bastardization of "lol", much like Allah is just the pre-Islamic pagan Moon God adopted into Mohammad's child rape fantasies.

There is no Egyptian deity making this happen, you sound WE WUZ KANGZ tier if you advocate that.

There is no God but the one TRUE God. Come home to the Lord.

Kek is real...

DIE FUCKING CHRIST-FAG NORMIE

Fuck off, I've had dozens of encounters that support my spiritual beliefs for that of both Kek and paganism, but I've never had a moment in my life where I felt the favor of a Christian God. Hebraic religions stem from the dark practices of the ancient Babylonians, and the Jews are cursed because of it. PRAISE KEK

smite this heretic kek
grant us digits
send him home to his jewish masters

hwndu
he will not divide us from kek

praise the good lorrd god kek

Kek is here.

>not rare enough
Posts a common
Pleb, kek is not proud son

i am one of his vessels

yeh

Praise him!

Praise Kek!

you have to perform a summoning ritual in water and he will give dubz everytime

Like pour water on my keyboard?

PRAISE THE WITCH SLAYER (Hillary)

cripplechan had their repeating 8s get today. This was the result.

You do not exist

t. kek

Thoughts?

idk if we should trust the old gods. historically they have done nothing but enslave us and use us as entertainment. i have been trying to figure out how we were liberated from them in the past (most scripture says people just quit giving them power and converted to Christianity, but I don't understand how that could work.) it just seems like a shitty idea to reawaken something that obviously took a lot of work to liberate us from.

praise kek faggot

Kek is the one true being, only he pulls the strings of the universe. He controls all religions and he does what he sees fit.

YES!
Then send this and tell them it was what mom found in her google research:
pepethefrogfaith.wordpress.com/

digits says praise the almighty KEK fag

HE IS AMONG US YET

kek is here

PRAISE KEK!

He is the lord and a way. Bringer of change!

Get ready guys, 2017 is a year of Many Happenings. It is also a year when Sup Forums rises and takes over the world.

PRAISE HIM!

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