"Hey, skinhead!"

"You can't run away from this one, fascist scum. Time to pay."

How do you survive? Bear in mind he's in peak physical condition and has significantly more combat training than you.

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I say, "Shut up fag" and run away! :D

I'd smash his cheap mall templar broadsword on my massive, rippling biceps then proceed to thrash him roundly.

>Lefty
>In peak physical condition
>and knows how to use weapons

yeah il call out his bullshit

>Take out 2nd amendment device
>Use it

Charge him so he doesnt have the space to swing his faggot sword.

Elbow him hard below the jaw and knock him out

Take away is sword. He's more dangerous without it

>Has significantly more combat training than you
With a sword?
I fenced for 6 years and went on to learn stage combat. I use martial weapons to exercise.

So no I don't think he has "significantly" more combat training than I do.

>those autism running shoes
It's almost like fedora fags forget that their feet are in the picture.

no one wants to see your tanto collection.

UGH

9mm

>costume sword
You could probably just toss him over that fence like a muppet. There are actually people in this world who can use a sword effectively, but this guy clearly isn't one.

>"eh heh, heh .."
>do front flip while unsheathing my twin no-dachi katanas Demonbane and Death Reaper
>"You want offensive?! I'll give you offensive!!!"
"bring down Demonbane on gaijin's head and begin slicing
>"TAKE THIIIIIIIIS!!!"
>do a cartwheel and stab the baka with Death Reaper
>"AND THIIIIIIIIIIS!!!"
>do a backflip while slicing all over. body falls apart
>"heh, thanks, I needed to test this sharpness for a while now. nothing personel, kid"

>my pretend play-fighting equates to real combat experience

take out my katana of course

>it was a hologram

>Get emotionally upset that he made fun of my hair loss.
>Pull my hair loss card.
>Post on Tumblr about it and let my army of whiteknights attack.

looks like plastic

Define combat.

Threating someone in America with a sword is a good way to get yourself shot.

I have a word with his bull to see if he can keep his cuck under control or I will make his noose out of barbed wire on the day of the rope.

user how many years do you think he was a squire to learn how to masterfully wield that sword?

Take a few steps forward and clock him in the face when he completely telegraphs his attack. Then proceed to violate his anus with his own sword.

Affix Bayonet

I live in Florida so I power up with bath salts then teleport behind him, transforming into a gator-man then eat his face.

Bait thread
He's cosplaying Silver Shroud from Fallout 4.

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Why bother dressing like that if youre going to wear shitty sneakers

>roll 1d20

ITT people even more autistic than OP's pic
actually devising plans on how to fight a swordsman

take out my katana and duel him

>120 round mag
>only has one cartridge

>there are people here who would charge a man with a sword

>charge a man wielding a sword unarmed
>man raises his sword
>get pierced clean through
WHEW!

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>devising a plan
In America the plan is to shoot him.

I guess you could say he's about to get triggered.

im not sure i would trust a spring that would have to be that long

Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.

bazoinkles

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"Who you callin' skinhead?"

> Equip gambeson.
> Equip guisarme.
> Teach him how peasants removed cavalry.

If he hasnt mastered the blockchain he's going down.

*teleports behind you*

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id call the light rail avenger

*teleports behind him*
Heh, nice sword, but you can't stand up to my hokuto no fedora
*slices his a thousand times with his razor sharp trilby*
Pretty brave of you, I guess I...tip.. my hat to you
*bows on him and sends him scattering into the wind*
Nothin' personnel kid ".

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But I'm a beaner

Or if I support Trump doesthat make me white in a libtards eyes?

I've never cringed so hard in my life.

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He was actually a pretty good guy. He passed away whilst kayaking with his girlfriend. I don't recall if she survived or not.

KEK. im taking this as pasta

>I have become more dangerous without it than with it.
Its gold

>so low on the fantasy nerd foodchain even the SCA makes fun of you

Crush him with sheer mass alone

>inb4 prodigious size alone not being able to disuade a sharpened blade

its always the last part of the outfit they take care of. i guess it takes longer to save for goth-boots. like a tranny with a 5 oclock shadow

implying that makes it less gay

Rest in the peace, The White Race. ya'll cucks for the yellows

that sucks. he was a national treasure

>silver sword
>no armor
>no boots
>no shield
What a fag, one thrust of my daedra longsword and he is fucked

Is that a Jojo reference?

*pulls out katana*

honorary white bigot

What will you do when he cuts your bullet clean in half? Little do you fascists know, but unlike you training with your piddly little weights and muh guns ("no dun take dem gubmint D':" echoes in the distance), all leftists have trained their minds and bodies to be the perfect vessel of the sword. With a blade matched only in sharpness by the mind that wields it, you Nazis don't stand a fucking chance.

Go on and try it buddy. We'll move so quickly around your peashooter and your peabrain that in the last moments of your life, the *teleports behind you * meme will seem like it's come true.

Kick him in the dick. Wouldn't aim for the scrot, just the shaft, full on dick kick.

>sword
>theoretically being at peak physical performance and master in his art
Why wouldn't I run? That would be the smartest move in my case.

Never change, Florida.

Hey nazi, look at me get cucked, eat shit and let my daughter marry a nigger.

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My bullets have been blessed by all 7.62 gods of Fullmetalia. No mortal blade can cleave them.

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he'd disembowel you and bed your woman before you could finish winding your leg up for the kick.
try again.

All glory be to the Murder/k/ube

Run away

I pull out my gun.

He already teleported behind you 1 second ago and you impale yourself on his sword.

Well, since I'm in Texas, I draw upon the spiritual energies of Davy Crockett, James Bowie, Sam Houston, Audie Murphy, and the remainder of all Texans to supercharge my 357 caliber babby killer and dispense Texan fury at 80,000 rounds per second.

>he's in peak physical condition and has significantly more combat training than you.
>he still larps in anime shit with a decorative sword.

I Kek.

That's a Toledo sword, tourists's reproduction. I have one too.
I disarm and shank him.

Your attacks are futile against me, but let's see how you fare when your target...is YOU! FULL COUNTER! Ufufu, you never stood a chance...

This opened a new fear inside of me.

Disregard the nu-male. Seriously, if you are unarmed, then what can you do if someone has a sword?

My mind tells me double-leg takedown, but then I picture being decapitated while taking a knee

*teleports to rooftop*
You thought this would be easy, huh?
*draws glittering dual katanas and licks the blades*

Enough talk! Have at you!

>"You can't run away from this one, fascist scum. Time to pay."
>Yea, suppose I will, cause I know your broke ass cant."
>me dodging first blow
>nigger gets sick and dies from my testosterone levels.
>"All in a days work, somethin you'll never know about."

*teleports behind you*

Thank god when I posed like this (and god hep me I did) it pre-dated major photo sharing sites and social networking and I could scrub all this shit before it went worldwide.

Awkward nerds these days don't stand a chance

It's almost like swords are weapons that greatly enhance your ability to fight...

The best strategy would to be to run really fast and take advantage of the fact he's slowed down by his sword.

His cross trainers give him a big AGL boost tho

heh nothing personell kiddo
*unseathes katana*

I dunno, it seems like these days you can pull some decent albeit crazy pussy when you're a super geek

*crosses blades and delivers an energy blast to your thorax, enough to stun you for a minute*

You're gonna have to try harder than that.

I'm half black. You have no power here, you numale white faggot.

*phases dimensions*
you stand no chance kid

Leaf.... KEK SEND IT TO RICHARD SPENCE!!!

Sensible chuckles were had.

My boy Prof X has got my back. He freezes him in place and I confiscate his toys. The Prof X convinces him he's a Chad and he should go fuck Rogue.

>He was actually a pretty good guy. He passed away whilst kayaking with his girlfriend.

Seriously?

I've never seen a swordfight between kayakers

>all these gunfags in here
I have one thing to say to you
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I wear sleeveless chainmail under my shirt (more for knife stabbings, but whatever), and also have a revolver in my pocket.

autism is a wonderful drug

That exact situation is why Aikido was invented, user. To take out 120 pound teenage weebs with a mall sword. He's even blocking some of his own vision with that wide brimmed hat, and he's giving you a nice long trench coat to grab on to after he's missed his one mighty swing.

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