The nuclear codes, father

>The nuclear codes, father

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I'm scared Baron is going to steal the codes from his fathers jacket pocket and leak them on pol

All I hear is autistic screeching when you post that picture, famalam.

KEK

How exactly does one get pussy while living at the white house as a teenage boy? The secret service always cock blocking you. when you're trying to run game on some foreign prime ministers daughter the news media catches you smiling at her and immediately blows shit out if proportion speculating that you are somehow breaking international law with your awkward teenage flirting, so you have to testify before congress that you didn't give away any top secret documents to her and are made to admit live on C-SPAN that you've never even kissed a girl . Then you get blue balls from some hot conservative girl winking at you and flashing her panties under her skirt and making sexy faces and blow job motions to you while you were going through some airport or public event, and when you passed by and shook her hand she leans in whispering she is going to diddle her clit thinking about you tonight and how much she wants to suck your dick off, just to fuck with you. Then you try to look up some porn when you get home just to relieve the tension but you just know the CIA is monitoring and 3 other govornment agencies are watching you beat off. Then you finally break down and Jack off in the shower which sets off some fucking biohazard drain alarm and the entire place is on lock down until they can find the source of the specimen and you end up getting debriefed by the joint chiefs of staff about your masturbatory habits and how you almost created a national security issue with your dick. Then wikileaks leaks your search history showing you looked up penis enlargement techniques when it was actually just some click bait you'd accidentally clicked and TYT spends all next week talking about your supposed micro penis. So you end up squirming a little since you are so wound up and being judged constantly and now people are saying you look like a fucking mental patient and you start to think you'll never get any pussy.

Then some foreign noble brings their family over and you start hanging out with their son for a few weeks during their stay because hes the only friend you've had in years at this god damned place the LGBT community starts making posters of you two laughing together and claims that Trumps son is a gay bottom and "there is nothing wrong with that". So uncle Pence has you sent to a "conversion therapy" camp where they electrocute the gay demon out of you night and day with car batteries, and they are pretty sure it resides somewhere in the vicinity of your ass.

A few months later you come back and finally feel like things are back to normal and some Swedish royalties niece is visiting and you two really hit it off and you have your first kiss but then she has to leave and you end up skyping all the time until one day she forgets to turn her Webcam off and you see Ahmed and four of his friends playing Swedish twister with the girl of your dreams and you blow a gasket and leak it online and soon Sweden is embroiled in scandal and you are made to go on C-SPAN in front of congress and basically admit you were cucked while some senator grills you about if you prefer taking it in the ass or in the mouth.

By this time you are 14 and still haven't gotten any pussy and your dad always gives you this (son I am disappoint) look and tells you to just stay home while he's out campaigning for his second term because he can't be seen to support your sort of degenerate behavior.

So you sit at home browsing Sup Forums desperately trying to defend yourself against these wild accusations and wish people would be more fucking understanding of the pressure you are under but there are nothing but aussie shit posters responding to your posts with memes of you getting butt fucked by Marco and bernie.

Idk what else to say. You get the idea.

Leave him alone. He's a good kid.

So every other weekend for me right user

roll for the countries baron will nuke first

>LEAF PILE

T*rks

Just give him the codes. You can say your hands were clean.

Just give him the codes and let him do what he was born to do.

This is my favorite new meme.

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Not gonna lie, former Barron admirer here. It's hilarious to watch his autism crash and burn him. But in all seriousness we cant let him have the nuclear codes.

Damn lol.

that's why he's going to be god emperor of earth, lots of pent up sexual tension, like islamic terrorists and hitler, but augmented by autism

Get the codes Barron!

Exactly as funny as the previous 7 times this thread was up.

lel

DAHNALD
THE DHELEGATES

He's a fucking kid.
And anyone who talks against him should rot in hell.

Like, he gives zero fucks about all the money and power, all he wants to do is watch YouTube and play Overwatch.

And to be fucking honest, I would play Overwatch with him any day.

My parents always had money and people always wanted me to... I don't even know what.

All I ever wanted was old school Cartoon Network and video games.

In the end, I got my degree, got a car, my place and a wife, while all the other kids sucked cock in life.

Just look at the gif, you can see he's a great kid.

we are seeing caligula 2.0

think about it...

all that rage he will feel toward a based media all the way. No doubt it make him boil and writhe...he will use all his talents and tricks to steal power from his ailing father.

If Donald Trump is the Tiberius of America, we are to see a pheaton destroy the American elites like we all crave.

praise lord Barron. Future emperor of America (which will be Canada and Mexico by then)

>trump carries the nuclear codes around in his jacket

He looks like his pa, even walks like him

secret service doesn't cock block, in fact, if you have a decent relationship with your detail, they'll run interference for you. Trust me, I know.

I'm gonna have to go with... Mayheco

How? Does your uncle work at nintendo?

*Damien Omen music*

He's so autistic I bet he calles his father Donald

What do you think Camp David is for? Hot and cold running there in the bungalows.

Dahnald.
I crave RITALIN!

GAME OVER
GAME OVER

He reminds me Reviewbrah a lot

Okay, Barrack.

Why doesn't Barron just hack the cyber and get the nuclear codes himself?

Jesus Christ, I swear I want to give him the benefit of the doubt for being a kid but... he just MIGHT be autistic.

He will rule for 1000 years!

He looks more like an annoying little cunt who like to make fun of people including his mother and is ankward because of his lifestyle.

hey bill

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That's because Barron is a clone of Donald. He was implemented with a weak mind so that Trump could take over his body when he dies of old age.

it's just a matter of time before young Barron becomes God-emperor

He is a bit like the review of the week guy.

>''He has asked one thing in exchange for the nuke. Donald Trump's body.''

>Israel gets nuked
>Swedistan gets nuked
>Europe gets nuked
>world peace gets established
I fail to see the problem

Sweden

Because getting it is one thing, having someone giving it to you through domination is another.

Nice. Gave me a hearty chuckle

Liquid Trump.

No more tacos for you then.

~autistic screeching~

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>codes

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H-he's fast!

sides = gone

To be fair, the president is always within reach of the Presidential Emergency Satchel. The aide de camp who has the satchel is within reach of the President when they aren't at fixed military installations or the White House.

papa

Are the "nuclear codes" even a thing? Either way, Trump would get JFK'd pretty fast if he ever tried to unilaterally launch a strike.

President has to confirm his identity and give the codes before the nukes start flying.

I mean, the media is already tweeting terrible things about a 10 or 11 year old here. These people are just getting started, and Barry O. Already topod their hand with his "scandal free administration" bs. So you know they are going to go there. Nothing is sacred to these scum bag liberals. You know they're not going to leave "Ritchie Rich made real" alone.

Yes, be careful with your tongue, leaf.

reviewbrah is dope

>implying Barron won't devour trump's essence and gain all of his experience to become a super human to create the meme to end all memes

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Question is, what is his character on furaffinity?

>playing overwatch with Barron Trump
10/10 would do.

what the hell is happening here?

the code is 0000 the football is what matters

did you people not have fun parents or anything

they're obviously trying to get eachother with "too slow". she puts her hand up, barron expects her to pull it back so he doesn't highfive. he turns away and then tries to do it quickly, thinking she was holding it out again.

Legit autism is happening. It's what happens when an elderly man mates with a middle aged woman, Barron Trump is an abomination.

This, Barron's true plans rely on he nuclear football, beyond that it is unknown what he wishes.

I for one believe the time traveler theory/Trump Titor

Don't ever change, Sup Forums

Why does nobody even look this shit up (you're alright as you're not a "journalist" pretending to know).

You don't just press a button and they fly.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_football

It's interesting reading.
You have the joint chiefs, the secdef, the guy that carries the case and the people who initiate the launches in respective methods.

I know but it still looks sooo awkward

at least he's rich

Until he gets bored with that and gives them to ... which relative did I give the biscuit to? Ivanka - who did I give the codes to again?

I think you mean he has a weak mind because he is a clone of a man with a weak mind.

Canada, sucking the funny out of the room

they always do, and they call others "autistic"!

"Les Enfants Terribles", The Bogdanoffs called it.

Barron will be spending a lot of time with Pence's daughter Audrey. Perhaps love will bloom.

my mother did the same thing wtf?

i assume she didn't lose the Balkan edge.

Bahron.

You have much potential. I will take you under my wing as my apprentice, and show you the light of true conservatism.

With Dahnald at the helm, nothing will be able to stop the priesthood rising, Bahron.

Now come with me, and we shall go for a stroll across the dimensions.

He actually does. Law requires him to have the plastic card with the nuclear codes at hand at all times.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gold_Codes

I'm actually starting to like this meme

He is just pretending to be retarded. He knows that everyone is watching him. You all niggas getting trolled by a ten year old.

After Trump's second term is up:
youtube.com/watch?v=6eVne-kYhn4

Lmao, you guys are pathetic.

You get the president you want in and you resort to ridiculing his youngest son.

Poor kid is already going to be under the microscope of the MSM. Can he at least catch a break from Sup Forums of all places?

do you think he's a genji mane like all the other autists? or mei because le wall xd?

I want to die so Estonia.
8888 get please.

or mangos

Nice.

>tfw you'll never high five Melania

You get it by getting your cummies from mummy

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he slipped a few seconds behind in this timeline so he was not completely in sync with the current universe yet, producing the delay effect

Shes like Jenifer Connely

The so called “nuclear codes” are nothing but authentication codes which can be reissued. They merely denote that the person using them is in fact POTUS or other cabinet member.

The football has no means on its own to launch any weapon.

Apparantly not

>or mei because le wall

KEK'd

Nooooooo the guac!