Why is he orange?
Why is he orange?
Joseph Jackson
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Bentley Bailey
50 000 IU beta-caroten a day.
Camden Davis
His chakra is bursting through
He has achieved Buddha status
William Jackson
Constantly winning has a side effect of a slight orange hue.
Josiah Rodriguez
Zionism
Easton Price
because like jesus, he transcends race
Ryder Cox
He eats bottles of Niacin for breakfast
Mason Sanchez
He is our Manchurian candidate.
We are taking over "America First", than the rest of the world.
Jackson Rogers
It would be racist to have a white man as President, he compromised.
Logan Lewis
Because winners can afford to look lavish and have a tan.
Julian Butler
He doesn't just love gold, user.
He summons his ancestral spirits and channels gold to us from his being. To those not worthy, he is an orange man.
To the chosen, he is indeed, the golden emperor foretold to stoned hippies 6,000 years prior.
Tyler Rodriguez
he's trying to look mexican
Michael Foster
Aka nicotine but he doesnt smoke. Like Obama did. Inb4 cocks
Luis Lee
his blood is gold
Noah Barnes
insane levels of Vitamin C.
Jack Anderson
Too much orange soda
Gabriel Sanchez
He is a bodily manifestation of a carrot
Henry Moore
Member
Xavier Rodriguez
Because nobody cared who he was until he put on the Orange.
Brandon Harris
diabetes, that's what you'd get.
Cameron Morales
Apparently his mother had an affair with an Orang-utan.
Needs to show full birth certificate.
Christopher Gonzalez
John Jenkins
Eats too many carrots.
Isaac Long
Uhh, racism much? Skin color doesn't define a person.
#WeAreAllEqual
Elijah Anderson
Spray tan
Charles Williams
I'd like to hang out with an aussie sometime. Definitely just for one day though
Evan Sullivan
>widowmakers father
Mason Stewart
Hooker pee
Matthew Lopez
Why is he brown?
Brayden Walker
Don't do it
Dominic Taylor
because you're crap at photoshop
Joseph Wright
>carrot people>black people
Eli Mitchell
>bob barker does not also share in this affliction
Ryder Phillips
got a chuckle out of me
Caleb Ward
Too much piss.
Jose Young
Its a spray tan to cover up his rosacea
Parker Davis
Because his mother was a skank.
Carson Brown
He really really likes carrots.
Liam Robinson
He's a veggie otherkin who identifies as a carrot. Veggietales is just as bad as anthro animal characters for corrupting people
Henry Lee
>merkel hands
Zachary Bell
orange is the new black.
Eli Turner
fodoshopp
Cameron Thompson
>he's trying to look mexican
why would anyone do that?
Gabriel Moore
lol i knew it was too good to be true that it was tinted yellow like that.
Evan Rogers
>Why is he brown?
his daddy was a jungle bunny.
Robert Ward
Fake altered photos.
This whole orange shit has been completely fabricated by the media.
Parker Kelly
He's clearly a lobster man. You can never trust these creatures.
Nathan Scott
The Spice Melange.
It allows him to hyper evolve.
Trump is a Stage 3 Navigator.
Jeremiah Watson
Drinks too much sunny D
Brody Campbell
>im colour blind
Dominic Peterson
Probably a time travel side effect.
Jace Bennett
Orange you glad he got elected?
Dylan Kelly
Care to back that up with some alt-facts?
David Ortiz
Cause her favorite color oran'
Joseph Wright
Why aren't you?
Gabriel Reed
Why are NZers so nice IRL, but all cunts online? Is it cowardice?
Isaiah Wright
...
Dylan Fisher
He rubs cheeto dust on his body every morning to appeal to his audience of obese dwellers.
James Turner
What's there to back up, retard? Look at OP's pic. It's photshopped.
I haven't seen a single picture of him looking orange that hasn't been doctored.
James Anderson
well played sir
Carter Robinson
CARLOS
Tyler Allen
Apparently his best friend bought a huge tanning company or a specific expensive tanning bed company back in 2012 or 2013 and he was using it wrong.