Why aren't you married yet?

Why aren't you married yet?

>inb4 muh divorce.

Because I'm too ugly to get a gf let alone get married.

I'm 19 and getting ready for university.

Why don't you just find equally ugly gf?

Fair point lad, stick in and good luck. Don't let the divorce meme get you down.

Because most equally ugly women are meth heads

Because the ugly cunts believe they're entitled to 10/10 chads.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Because my gf dodges the question of a prenup. I ain't going in leaving my assets at risk.

>Arbili v Arbili.
>not hiding foreign bank accounts, shareholdings (offshore), bitcoins and secret families.

>paying new Porsche price for high-mileage Corolla

Welp here's one reason.

Here's another.

And another

that would require some female willing to spend time with me

What the hell, here's one more.

this one is happy story though
>leftist chick butthurt so much about Don winning she will not have children in spite of him

I am married.

>current year
>marrying and supporting a crazy landwhale that will cuck me at the tip of the hat and steal half of my money
literally why

Dump her as fast as you can
t. Divorce lawyer

>flag
Lol.

What is funny?

i'm ugly and haven't talked to a female in over 7 years. it's over.

The Russian Federation is a shit hole, I don't want to create a family in a shit hole. May be I will have a relationship with a girl after I move to a first world country, but now it's an unnecessary burden for me.

My testicles are a genetic anomaly in the fact that they are about 8 sizes larger than they should be. This may not sound like a problem, but the deformity does not stop there. I also have a very long dick, which could be great, but the circumference is about that of a pinky or ring finger. My dick is around 7'" long but maybe 1.2 in circumference, making it very embarrassing for me to try and assume a physical relationship with a woman. I've researched methods of making your dick bigger such as jelqing, but that only made it longer and more spaghetti like than before. I don't know what to do anymore anons can someone please give me advice

>a whole generation of leftists will go utterly childless just because we won
you'll get tired of winning

>Why aren't you married yet?
Because I dont do life destroying stupid things.

I accidentaly bumped hands with a random woman on the street.
Did I fuck up?
What can I do?

Standard deviation is the same near the all points.

lock yourself away for at least half a year.

>invite grill for dinner at your place
>when she arrives, tell her she is having spaghetti and meatballs
>unzip and slap it all on the table
>???
>profit

Probably tge fact that you're on your fifteenth marriage, to your cousin, because you ran out after sisters, having stoned them to death on your wedding night for having sex with you.

I only have one wife and this is my only marriage and she is not my cousin.

Kek, I don't see that going over to well. Should I be embarrassed to present myself to a woman? I don't know how attractive they will find my genitals and I'm very insecure about it

Why doesn't it say
>Married mothers are an endangered species

>record sex tape
>at money shot, throw acid on her face
>send to EXTREMEWIFEFACIALS.saudi
>profit

My greatest hero

>b-b-b-but hispanics have strong familial bonds!!!!!
l m a o what a meme

A pure and innocent woman legally tied to a mysoginist pig is nothing to brag about.

How does marriage benefit me?

>Prenups
>Doing anything
Your gf actually saved you from bullet my dude.

Kek. Dominican here (still live in the DR). My only cousin that's in jail is the one raised by a single mom. There's another single mom, but her husband killed himself so it's different

That one is terrifying

It's strong between your own blood related family, not spouses really.

As most women are degenerate cunts these days, she has probably seen various shapes and sizes.

Just step up your hand and tongue game. Also when shit starts going down, bring your concerns up with her, she might even find it cute af or some shit.

Is there anything that can redeem people like that?

^

>We're hear to support you no matter what you do.

Jesus christ women's cliques are like little gulags of childish piss drivel.

>parents divorced
>their marriage was just for the show and full of fighting, possibly raping
>mommy was a cunt that didn't really care about me (anchor child) and was just using my dad because she had shat out a retarded bastard with some NEET druggie loser so she was a desperate single mom
>dad was/is a drunk who used to take out his frustrations on me (verbally) and on the bastard (with a belt)
>mommy took dad to the cleaners during the divorce and my dad is still like 150k in debt a decade later
>grills in my childhood and youth used me as a tool: emotional tampon, walking ATM, personal chauffeur/drunk driver etc and proceeded to fuck cooler guys
>all the relationships and marriages I see around me suck
>for example, there's my aunt that rode the cock carousel until 35 and told everyone how "I don't need a man, I'm not gonna wash anyone's socks" but then hit the wall and married a fat docile beta that lived next door - now he's a glorified roommate, a slave and a personal driver for her
>grills are walking, talking petri dishes full of diseases and their pair bonding mechanisms are fried after too much cock
>divorce rate is +50%
>laws favor women
>last but not least, I have a deep, chronic depression and a couple of personality disorders

TL;DR marriage doesn't make sense, I only see negatives in it

You're a nigger

>looking for chad dick
>chad leaves to give more dick
>single mom chasing alamo +beta cuck male to sponge and nag

Daily reminder :

March of the #PARASITEGENDER - the biggest accumulation of fascist parasites that year
- - - - - - - - - - - -

Women - no culture, not civilised, no honesty, no intelligence, no responsibilities, just lies, falsehood and hate and pure, unhinged parasitism. Women are more animals than humans .... honestly. Man im happy, not to be part of the degenerated part of mankind, the utterly useless, the parasitical, the scumlike, the destructive and evil, the ever negative, the ever burden, the ever retarded, aka females. I am a man and more proud and happy and thankfull than ever about being part of the humane gender, the good half of humanity . .

Well said.

Reason: women are mentally underdeveloped. They are stuck in eternal childhood.

We are with you !
Finland breeds glory,Sweden and Leaftanistan breed faggottery and failure !

Man what happened 1994-2003? Blacks were improving for a bit, but then the trend reverted.

And you're a ketchup stained, lonely fat fuck who dreams of achieving mediocrity and falls well short of half that.

social media happened 2003-

Marriage only made sense when it had some respect and it actually had a role in society for inheritance, helping widows and avoiding bastards. It's a giant waste of money nowadays and courts are happy to give disproportionate amounts of money to women in (((divorce settlements)))

bill clinton got away with rape.

Because I'm not going to marry some bitch only to haver her cheat on me and then take me for everything I own.

>why aren't you married
Because you know you just shit money out of your ass to live together.

Fuck you asshole.

Because I'm special Ed. If anything I should be on the short bus Auschwitz

Because I've still got another 6 months until I graduate and then I'm at least going to give it a bit of time to get settled into a decent paying job first, hopefully get a raise as well (offer I have gives me a bi-annual salary review for the first 2 years before it goes back to annual). Me and the gf are planning on moving into a rented place for a while first, so I can kid of use that to test the waters and see if we actually can live together 24/7 before I think about popping the question.

Marry someone with more assets or who is not a slag. It's not difficult.

Been married before and I don't want to do it again.

I feel like we'd get along, Charles. I'm a solid 6/10 face at best. I'm /fit/ at the very least can 1/2/3/4 lift and has two graduate degrees. But at 24, all the women are whores, tattoos, piercings, degenerate, do drugs or drink too much, etc.

My biggest fear is that I'll end up with up some washed up woman who is desperate in her thirties, then I'll have children, but her eggs are rotten and suck and my children end up deformed or with autism or something.

Where do I meet a good grill?

Tougher policing in the wake of 9/11? Military escalation? Some convoluted change to welfare which gives more to single mothers?

>I only had 2 drinks
>which is A LOT for me
Christ... this makes me ill.

>Where do I meet a good grill?

In virtual reality, my friend.

>black
>72.3%
KEK

Has your wife gone through puberty yet?

Maybe church

What if your not married but have been with the same girl for 15 years and have 3 kids?

>after doubting his five-year-old daughter's virginity
Crazy man.

If you arent able to find a wife material womyn then you shouldnt marry and spread your weak genes

I'm currently having an affair with a married woman. It started with an emotional affair and I resisted at first... but in the end I just surrendered to the fact that I was destined to be her secret lover. I love the fact that I made her a woman again: passionate, vital and alive. I even want to make her pregnant but I could never have a kid I couldn't see.

Can I marry a dude? Will that be okay?

What happened in the middle of the 90's?

>Institution of marriage almost completely dead.
>Does it anyway

You're one of the first generations that gets an easy opt out of shitty married life, and you decline it.

I notice you didn't answer my question. How old is your wife, Muhammad?

Married households are happier user.

It literally explains it in the graph

Your parents want grandchildren so stop being a selfish prick and pretend to come out after you've gave them some.

Haven't found a girl who meets my requirements
1). Isn't a blimp or fat to the point of medical issues
2). It's actually a girl/capable of having kids
3). Wants to be around me

Working on it

That's his BS excuse, he never actually believed that. Rapists have low impulse control. They'll make up any excuse to justify their actions no matter how stupid it sounds.

deep down, women understand that their only asset in negotiation is their hole

>I could never have a kid I couldn't see

I actually would. I want to have kids but I don't want to be a father because I know I would be a shit parent.

Oh they'll get grand children alright. I'll just find a woman willing to give birth to my child. Or I'll adopt but that seems like a waste of a perfectly good blood line.

Why?

Because you're a Muslim and you marry little girls.

How old is she, pig-fucker?

Don't be rude, i'm sure his cousin is well looked after.

She is not my cousin.

Yes, she is.

She isn't.

Why won't you tell us how old she is?

>if I'm right.
Gooks in general user, was watching a china documentary on the annual new year's migration and fell in love at least three times. They've came through the cultural marxism, north korean style anti-fmaily and are on the other side, back to their tradition one partner set up. A few decades ahead of us.

Because the person I love is on the other side of the atlantic and we drifted apart because I had to move and we both had shit going on in our lives. Every relationship I've had since then has just felt hollow and meaningless.

Because I don't like saying too much.

Yeah, because you're scared that we'll contact the authorities when you admit that your cousin-wife is 9 years old.

Daily reminder :

March of the #PARASITEGENDER - the biggest accumulation of fascist parasites that year
- - - - - - - - - - - -

Women - no culture, not civilised, no honesty, no intelligence, no responsibilities, just lies, falsehood and hate and pure, unhinged parasitism. Women are more animals than humans .... honestly. Man im happy, not to be part of the degenerated part of mankind, the utterly useless, the parasitical, the scumlike, the destructive and evil, the ever negative, the ever burden, the ever retarded, aka females. I am a man and more proud and happy and thankfull than ever about being part of the humane gender, the good half of humanity --