Why not attack the Left's fiction?

Why not attack the Left's fiction?

Because there is enough non-fiction to be concerned about.

>The left's fiction
>posts harry potter
what did he mean by this?

Really though, you would have to be more specific. I think the main reason Sup Forums has never gotten involved in that is because it actually requires investing your time into reading books. Not to say some of Sup Forums's posters aren't well read, but the majority don't give me that impression. I was considering starting a Blood Meridian thread sometime since IMO it is an incredibly misunderstood book with some valuable insights. Also, I don't know of any other demographic that would be more willing to read such a violent book.

>rich kid loses his parents so he takes down the bad guys with the help of an elderly gentlman

Harry Potter is a faggot. LOTR is the true redpill.

>leftist fiction
>well read
None is worth reading, especially not fucking children's books like a 7 book series like Harry Potter.

>tfw no LePen

Sure, it would be very easy to attack the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously, each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>why no created our onw fiction

1)Make a Sup Forums script ,
2)take it to Mel Gipson the straya living shitpost
3) proffit?

Please stop posting this meme lit. Everyone who saves this and posts it makes me so sad.

switch grapes of wrath and to kill a mockingbird and the list is perfect.

>Huxley below Orwell
>A Brave New World is now reality while 1984 is fantasy
YID LIST

LOTR should be in a Sup Forums approved movies list

Attack fiction?
Dumb post, with zero chance of succeeding.
Instead of attacking real people or ideas, you want to attack fake ones? Go back to 9 gag, hon. You're not old enough to be here.
> your country lost a war to birds, is losing one to fish, you might set the bar lower next time

>well read
I was saying there are posters on Sup Forums who have read a wide range of books, as I believe this makes it easier for them to dissect bad ones. We are on the same page. Harry Potter is shit.

The only question I have for OP is what he means by leftist fiction. JK Rowling is a leftie, but did HP ever deal with political themes at all?

You must be fucking high. Please explain to me how ANYTHING by Ayn Rand should be on any list of literature besides a list of shit.

>tfw not well read nor well hung

ayn rand books are on the same level as superman comics

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I hate on Harry Potter all the time.

He was a whiny cunt, a terribly protagonist that treated his friends like shit, and everyone was a complete dumbass in all of his books. Everyone from the ground up.

That said, there is a shit load better young adult/childrens fantasy works out there. The Dragonriders of Pern for example.

Let's compile a list of fiction the left is obsessed with.
>Harry Potter
>Hunger Games
>Doctor Who
>Game of Thrones
>nu-Star Wars
>Disney movies in general, especially princess shit
>Adventure Time
>Steven Universe
>Skyrim
Anything else?

You've got that wrong, Putin is basically post-fall of Isengard Saruman.

Because Sup Forums secretly has garbage taste

>No Israeli flag

Young adult shit. And they're supposed to be the "intellectuals". I really now regret the fact I actually read through all 7 HP books.

FUCK YOU!

It promotes diversity (elves, hobbits, dwarves, and humans working together), it promotes literal race mixing (human and elf), and it promotes the concept that white men in power are almost always completely corrupt idiots who never do the right thing.

If you view the ring and Sauron's guys as Jews and people listening to them and desiring them as those that are bring manipulated by said Jews, it makes it a little better, but there is enough bad there to really just make the whole thing kind of shit from a political perspective.

Plus they are kind of boring. Not as boring as Star Wars (every single one of them) mind you, but still pretty boring.

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>Dragonriders of Pern

GET THE FUCK OUT YOU DEGENERATE FUCK.

Anne McCaffrey wrote in some of the dumbest clam moistening shit I've ever read in my life. One of the concepts in her novels is that people ride on their dragons and when the dragons fuck (in the air, wat?) their stupid dragon riders just so happen to fuck sometimes, too. So people go fly around and then come back to their husbands pregnant and say some shit like, "O lol I was riding around and we fukked." To which the husband shrugs his shoulders because that's the stupid world she has written.

I would give a kid a Harry Potter book over a Dragonriders of Pern book AND nail my dick to a board.

I tried back when I was in elementary school and gave up about halfway through Order of the Phoenix. My god, that fucking book just drags on and on and on and ON. So much filler.

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beat me to it

>Kanye West is comparable to Joyce, Sartre and Kafka

literally shaking, user.

Because it's too far from the core of the problem, it's too specific. There is too many novels, too many songs, too many movies, you can't attack each one of them. Even attacking one calls for you to systematically analyze the work, which is time and energy consuming. Instead, you should attack entertainment industry or Hollywood as a whole, like Trump has been doing.

Listen, if it promotes young adults fucking to boost the numbers of the white race, I am gonna promote it.

not "And The Chamber Of Gas"

Kanye West?

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

"Chamber of Gasses" is slightly improved

Well, Kanye's words makes no sense, Joyce's words also don't.

Bro harry potter is leftist as fuck
>the only people I know who are fans are also gay
>racemixing is rife in the movies
>the bad guy who founded the big men old house of slytherin was called Salazar
>JK Rowling used to live in Portugal
>literally makes a mockery of the greatest Portuguese who ever lived
Fuck Harry Potter!

>if it promotes young adults fucking... I am gonna promote it.

Yeah thanks for showing your true colors. You haven't read one of the books lately, have you? I have and it's shit, user. Just like Narnia it's complete shit.

hot meme, user, but still kill yourself once you're done making yourself chuckle.

>Aragon
White
>elf girl
Even whiter
I don't see a problem with this. For example the books never talk about interbreeding with "subhumans" like hobbits and dwarfs and even this two are a billion times superior to niggers.

Ps: read the God damn books. Way better than the movies

Because they care more about that fiction than they do about their race. If we attack their "fandoms" we'll never win them over

Skyrim is for the Nords is already a nativist slogan.

Your'e wrong. Tolkein writes about evil black men and constantly describes antagonists and black, dark, or some kind of shifty look in between.

I wonder if Gollum symbolizes anyone, too...?

I'm not crazy about Tolkein's writing but it isn't terrible.

An elf fucking a human in this situation is essentially coal burning.

Why do you think elf-tit's dad was against her doing so? It would be like your daughter wanting to marry a nigger and make mud-bloods.

yeah but they exterminate the mud people.

Multiculturalism only works when it's white cultures.

That's fair. I can barely remember HP outside of some key things like Harry dating Cho Chang or Harry killing the snake.

Why is the Great Gatsby god tier?

Pretty funny interpretation, but not as good as the Soviet one.
Basically it says that it's Western propaganda, depicting Mordor (East) as the USSR. On the other hand, Sauron and Saruman should be the good guys, since they're bringing industrialization and creating thousands of jobs. The hobbits are lazy kulaks who do nothing but smoke weed and chill in their zemlyankas. The Western elves are bourgeoise swines who are in a constant war against the orcish proletariat.

Trump fans have their own fiction. "Alternative facts." Conservative beliefs are a blue pill too hard for people, who want to believe in wizards, to swallow. Some things are just too far fetched like the size of Trumps crowd. It's not a small size the press secretary said it was "a good size"

>left
>fiction

This is an unnecessary distinction.

>They exterminate the mud people

No, they kill the Jew which makes the muds disorganized and easily contained, but far from exterminated.

Like I said earlier, it has some good stuff going for it, but enough bad I can't recommend it.

"Say Ye, say Ye, don't we do this err' day-day? I work them long nights, long nights to get a pay day Finally got paid, now I need shade and a vacay"

"riverrun, past Eve and Adam's, from swerve of shore to bend of bay, brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to Howth Castle and Environs."

No difference to me. Actually, Kanye's neologisms express better Plato's theory of Ideas.

This is one of my favourite pictures

WHY IS THAT RUSSIAN boxer from rocky on the side of eu?

It's like you've never even read Tolkein. His characters are all white as fuck unless they're EVIL.

The elves are the whitest of the white, they've preceded humanity's existence and civilized the world. Aragorn is a Numenoreon, basically the whitest of the white, too, when it comes to humanity. Are you just shitposting here or what?

Nigga the races in LOTR is the real world equivalent of European "races" fighting against evil.

>but enough bad I can't recommend it.

But you'll promote anonymous sex while riding animals because you're a fucking degenerate piece of trash. Get the fuck out.

how is HP leftist, the government turns blind to evil hordes taking over it's country while ridiculing those who want to stop it, it's like the story of modern Sweden right there

Harry Potter is junk.
Stupid faggots can control reality and instead of doing anything worthwhile they live in psuedo medieval world blasting each other with gay whimsical blasts from tiny gay wands.

Not to mention her fucking un original as fuck spell names. Like it's on par with Zatarra in DC with the spelling backwards thing
Just add US to the end of anything and it's a fucking spell.

Not to mention the shitty villains. All of which could have smothered the child in his sleep with a fucking pillow at any given moment it's not as if his location was a secret.

Dumbledore was a hack and didn't perform a single feat of real or grand magic the entire fucking time.

Secondly she went out of her way to avoid certain cliches like Harry ending up with the hot slut Hermione and giving her to Ron instead but dove head long into the bullshit plug for the massive hole in her story about the mothers love protecting harry from voldemort. Fucking ignorant shit. It's light fantasy for children
With cheap takes on every fantasy aspect. Elves trolls centaurs they're all just cheap plot tools to further this little faggots boring ass story that shouldn't have lasted more than 3 books.

or because she would be hurt because she is immortal and he isnt, which would fuck her for the rest of her life?

Lord of the Rings is the only movie my Dad likes, so it must be pretty redpilled

>Ayn Rand is STILL getting memed
please stop, rest are fine

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This idea pleases me. Also, hi noting

Hermione in the book is not hot, Harry is ultra-Chad he went for Ginny she is the hottest one around

Wow. That's a real scary guy in your pic. I just crapped my pants. Someone send me a cab. I'm at walmart.

Harry potter is honorary right

Often used to depict the "Aryan", with the "Anglo" as Oswald "BEADY" Mosley.

>most powerful Wizard and main role model is a beared wizard closet homo

Today I shall remind them

>camus
Nihillistic existentialism. Leftist gfarbage, no thanks
>rand
Jewish poison. Objectivism is utter nonsense designed to destroy poor white people.
>wilder
A sodomite
>joyce
Incomprehensible leftists nonsense. Designed to destroy hierarchy and order. A profoundly leftist book.

telling the truth is easier

which party blocked abolition?

democrats

which party argued for lynching?

democrats

which party argued for segregation

democrats

which party created the modern welfare system?

democrats

"t-the Democracts are the REAL raysissts!" is a pretty dumb position to have when you're a racist yourself though.

That image is incredible bait. Took me a moment to realize it.

kekd so hard

Because "Harry Potter promotes racemixing!" is not going to convince people.

It would be much better if we pointed out that leftists tend to be obssessed with fiction and don't understand the difference between reality and fantasy.

>Because "Harry Potter promotes racemixing!" is not going to convince people.

Repeat Zap the Goblins, Muggle war now! often enough and you can condition people into nazis.

>Great gatsby being god tier