21th century

>21th century
>not learning programming

whats your excuse?

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But I am...

>21th

Goddamn roaches

I know MATLAB.

Huge waste of time
Shit pay
Fix other peoples shit
Limited employment

Learn to do something useful faggot, like engineering

Even as an engineering student you have to learn programmning

Do you want to see some of my stuff?

>engineering
>not knowing how to program

....

im already studying electronics engineering tho

fuck details, context matters

I like java but i feel like you can do more with C++, C#, PAWN and Python imo.
But im not expert in java so to each his own.

>Java
Useless shit. Just learn to use Anaconda Python, the only thing you'd need in the real life.

I already am, java a shit though.

My 863 863 8 digits confirm

But I am learning programming Mr.Roach.

I'm too dumb to.

>Java

>java
Yes goyim, learn a meme language

I heard Python is easy. How long until I'm a pro?

>There useless ppl bitching about Java.
You have no God in your hearts

Because I already learned it in the 20th century you insensitive clod

>Java
lolololol

That didn't stop me. Once you learn one language well and the basics of networking/OSes/etc, you can learn other languages and frameworks/libraries easily enough. Just gotta be willing to put the time.

I can't even do basic math, that exceeds derivations, and IT basically sucks ass, because it's boring as hell


That's why I'm studying economic

Holy shit you can tell you came straight from Sup Forums just by the way you wrote that OP.

FUCK OFF NERD

You learn c++, you can turn your hand to most modern languages as their syntax, operators, and structures are all derived from c/c++

Fuck programming.

I don't want to live my life as a data-entry monkey. I taught myself real skills. Welding, painting, sewing, metal fabrication. I now collect and restore air-cooled Porsches and Volkswagens for the strength of old germany. Put your money where your mouth is and get off your computer. Useless information.

>java
literally cancer

>Programming in Java

you fucking cuck you had one job

dont name methods' variables just like properties. its a nasty habit

>Shit pay
>Limited employment
You are trolling right?

>basically
you literally don't need math to be a programmer, the computer does it all for you kek. you just have to know how to tell it what you want it to do in the proper syntax for whatever language you are using

I wrote a game once, here is the C code

github.com/TercioOfParma/Comp4Project

best resources for Java?
asking for a friend.

>Fix other peoples shit
How about you create own shit

protip: you don't need to comment on every single line, most of it is pretty self-explanatory

I know programming, I have a job for it.

language or edition?

>CSs fav language
Dropped, I only do C

Java isnt a programming language, its an emulator. Its a safety containment box. Its a fool proof pretend code environment.

Learn C, C++, even python (i feel icky even recommending it)

>roach programmers
>roach Java programmers
I'm as amused as disgusted

C + OpenCL is the masterrace, anything else is faggotry

IM NOT A 400 POUND ROACH

Language. I'm beginner/intermediate with OOP

>Java

No one's too dumb for programming. It's just logical thinking plus problem solving.
Try one of these free courses, they provide an in browser development environment as part of the course, so it's easy to have a go
khanacademy.org/computing/computer-programming

I'm trying to learn PHP right now, what did you guys start out with?

still B O R I N G

I write the comments first, then the implementation secondly.

They were architectural comments prior to functioning code.

Kind of like pseudo code.

>2017
>Java

Are you Pajeet behind a proxy?

Listen here turkroach, stay the fuck away from Sup Forums okay? We dont like your kind, we hate your religion of islam.

saged and reported. this isn't Sup Forums

>Java
Learn c++. At least it's a white language

...

>Product(5, 0);
>The multiplier is too large.

Where do I start learning programming? I'm completely new to this

I came to pol to flee the g shitposts, please go back

Having a life.

>Java
lmao

Viking language even

Yes, it is. It takes a few days to learn the most necessary things, like how to analyze the data, draw plots, etc.
For me Python isn't a language, rather a tool.

1.Thinking in Java or
2. Oreilly.Java.The.Good.Parts.May

I though the Dutch would like Java, seeing that it is developed by a Dutch person who named it in honor of Dutch colonialism?

You do know that the Dutch stole coffee from Yemen and brought it to Java, right?

GINYAH HAW HAW HAW
STOOPID TECH NERDS, WHAT EVEn? I CAN'T EVEN? L0L?

TECH PROGRAM? PLEASE!!!!!!!!!111111111111 i DON'T NEED program.........ing........................

I JUST NEED intermemes and my bachle degree in liberal arts

AH HA AH FUCKIN NUUUUURDS

Been trying to learn, just too many tutorials out there.

I got a few Lynda and O'Reilly videos.

[code]
print(list(x for x in "hello world"))
[/code]

You start programming by googling. Not even kidding. All programmers spend half their time looking at stack overflow and copying other's solutions, even in a professional environment. UNLESS they are doing something completely new that doesn't have massive community documentation. Like my buddy who works with developing 5G.

phptherightway.com

FOR THE DEVS HERE

>Using pointers is so easy but I can feel smugly superior that my ancient language doesn't manage it for me.

I work in C/C++. It's a fine language despite the legacy specifications, but saying it's better than Java because you have to do more work and gives you opportunity to fail is stupid

Excess supply of programmers.

looks like fucking shit.

>commenting every line
>writing code in a meme language
>trash variable names

>Java

Why not learn ARC?

Daily reminder that your country will be destroyed, one way or another, and no one will weep a tear for you.

t. lazy engineer

Kek

fake but infuriating nonetheless

More like cuck language, like your country.

>if (a>b && b

Mate java is the most complex, incompatible library ridden, slow, large memory footprint, insecure crap.

>programming, learn it motherfuckers
>uses java as pic
Why shill the most bluepilled programming language of them all? Why not C++?

>fake
you dont know karlie kloss?

also picrel how to trigger both Sup Forums and Sup Forums

I literally just threw out all my programming books. SQL, .Net, .Asp, C+, C#, Ruby, ect. ect ect...

I hate to say it but shit's too easy to obtain online. If I need help with a syntax there are 200 references I could pull in a matter of seconds. Realy sad that my 4 year degree boiled down to "Google it"

i know c#, javascript, html, css. will i get a job ?

ASM & ANSI C FTW

Oh and a Poke and a Peek on the C-64

I still don't understand the hate for Java

Is it because it now has a bigger audience, pushing out computers even?

Because Indians are taking your jobs and you can't compete?

Man up, faggots.

but I make bank doing simple Javascript for plebs who want to setup mommy blogs and photography portfolios, why bother with shitty Java programming?

>flag
>the right to call any country a cuck

youtube.com/watch?v=VWX1SKncyOA

while(OpIsNotFaggot)

{
System.out.println("K");
}
can you help me fix this code? it's printing nothing for some reason

Took a class on it in high school. My visual basic is tight, son.

>incompatible library ridden
you misspelled RoR

Why is there a Scrum board with architectural diagrams on it?

Good luck building websites using a Poke and a Peek on the C-64