Im a jordanian soldier about to defect to isis

Im a jordanian soldier about to defect to isis
i have been preparing for this moment for years
Ask me anything other than location
Name and other personal info

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how do you reconcile lurking and posting on Sup Forums with your desire to join Jihad?

You cannot be a good Muslim and browse this website.

im addicted to it
but inside isis there is no wifi so im good
i have been using it before wanting to join isis

why? Why are you doing this? Islam is peace and ISIS isn't real Islam

You can be whoever the fuck you want.
This is an anonymous board.

nah
Islam is not the religion of peace
that is a big myth
Its the religion of justice

have fun, hopefully you get to rape some bored out teenager and be her number 300 before you get droned.

would you?

I served with Jordanian soldiers in Afghanistan. They routinely ate all the bread in the chow halls. Pretty chill dudes. Any reason you plan to leave them for a boy-fucking cult that worships a pedophile that never existed?

Do you honestly believe what ISIS is spewing or are you just hoping to live out a war/rape fantasy?

>Its the religion of justice

How so?

Provide proof this isn't bait, then we'll listen you RP faggot.

Why is there a country named after Jordan brand shoes? Has capitalism gone too far?

It's the religion of human law, like judism. God's Law is different...

>about to defect to isis
Why?

shut the fuck up idiot
i know i love jordan too
im just thirsty for russian blood
im not joining isis because i love them or believe in their cause
ill probably kill a bunch of isis fags too

You should reconsider your options comrade

Ready to get atomized by an airstrike?

>won't identify himself
Pussy. Muhammad (pigs be up him) is spinning in his grave.

>joining the losing team
If OP had attempted to join when ISIS was capturing cities and expanding he might have been semi-sane.

ISIS is getting BTFO and are on their way out.
You're joining the Titanic.

Enjoy being bombed, hope that afterlife is worth it.

How excited are you to get tortured and beheaded for being a spy, OP?

Well, I'm thirsty for muslim blood, but that doesn't mean that I want to join the ypg. I'd probably end up killing you and you seem alright.

Plus, Isis kills defectors, so you need to go all in when you join. no turning back.

are you looking forward to your sex slaves for under 10$ and under 10 years old?

Why join the group currently getting obliterated? Isn't it wiser to just join some other group which is doing better?

Since when did ISIS start accepting faggots?

Will you join the Yarmourk Brigade near the Golan or "mainstream" ISIS? How will you be able to join the Caliphate if all the borders are closed?

just kidding faggots im not joining isis
not after trump because pres
maybe after 8 years ill join them when hillary cuck becomes pres

>Jordanian
Why do you feel like spitting on your ancestors' graves?

>justice
i hope justice works out for you
and you get a bullet between your eyes
youtube.com/watch?v=CfDYzY-shBA

too late the v& is on the way

why do live to suck dicks?

Don't you hate it when you're raping a 4 year old boy in the ass, and he doesn't fight back, like a total fag?

Are you aware that ISIS is an Israeli proxy army designed to destabalise the middle east and expand Israel's territory?

GENERAL AUTISM

GTFO

fugg
its a bait autists
im not even jordanian
cant you see im a burger using a proxy lmao
gtfo already

>im just thirsty for russian blood

Why?

Why now? They are losing

>american proxying as a jordnian isis freedom fighter pretending to be american
>calls his not bait post bait

fucking shit why did i post this on Sup Forums
ill get swatted
bye fags i gotta prepare my bags

>i want to fight for justice!! im willing to do anything!

>....except post my identity online

my sides

HELLO FBI
THERE IS AN ISIS FIGHTER RIGHT THERE
ARREST HIM, DOXX HIM
BOMB HIS HOUSE PLS

>mfw I legit reported you to the FBI

What a waste of organic materials. You would be better off decomposing in a compost heap.

this was autistic

I reported him as well. Fuck that roleplaying kid :^)

Have fun getting bombed and dying.
ISIS is dead within the year.

he don goofed

Your going to get vaporized by Mattis m8

Do yourself a favor and stay in the Jordanian army and then renounce Islam

I hope you're killed in an air strike

are you the isis jordanian shitposter of /sg/?

Have fun with the feds.
This is a dumb game to play with Trump being president now.
He's not going to go easy on you.

Unless you really want to see if Muhammad's promises of the afterlife were correct, I'd suggest holding off on joining ISIS, because we aren't going to be pussyfooting around with wiping them out.

thanks for the flag tho

Say hi to Mad Dog for me

Ok. Can u take picture of bagdadhi?

haha ok faggot. Have fun larping

I have a question. Are there still loli slaves for sale? I'm sick of western whores, I want to find a light-skinned submissive persian virgin loli to marry.

I will burn you alive and videotape it for the world to see, scum

ISIS

Do

You

Know

whats

coming?

1 question, why?

Do muslims really hate dogs?

yes, Vet from 2001 to 2012

So I can speak for what I saw.... doesn't mean all of them tho.

Just like not all of them would rape you and your sister.

Just most.

How much does the CIA pay you?

A big number.

Get ready to die!

Death coming to an area near you soon!

maybe a few months at Guantanamo or a CIA black site will get you correct

hey ciabro, I mean, jordanbro

did you happen to know that isis is a mossad operation, to destroy your brown countries in the name of Satan, to benefit his children, the jews?

really, we have no way of knowing what is definitely true, but if there's war and racism, you can bet that a jew is cashing a check

yes, and ww2 was secretly a proxy war by zionists to capture israel.

marvellous

whatever you roleplayers decide, fewer death cultists is always good news

Why would you defect to the losing team?

Who you about to wack? Some Juden?

Godspeed

What does goat pussy taste like?

Are you pumped for Mad Dog Mattis' Joint Strike Monday MAGA with Putin and Assad to start your week every week from here 'til hell?

If this is real please don't do this. You think you know Islam and maybe you do. You do not know ISIS.

You are not getting into what you think you are. They are thugs using the religion to expand their own interests.

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Salam alaikum ya khayyeh.

Don't do it please. They are killing our people bro. I am also from the middle east, please do not do it. I am a muslim as well.

4U

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you moron he is posting from Jordan. When you find a proxy server located in jordan that is fast and working please notify me.

You joined the losing side.

this

OP wtf?
also i hope you get busted for your haram past and featured in their videos to come :)