It all makes sense now Sup Forums

It all makes sense now Sup Forums.

You're just disabled.

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FINALLY!

WHERE DO I APPLY FOR GIBSMEDATS???

So should be liberalism

can i park at the handicap spot now?

can i get prescibed weed to deal with the symptoms of my disabillity?

Cool. As a KV I should probably get "severely handicapped" status, which would mean I could use public transportation for free.

hahaa 95% of Sup Forums is afflicted with this disability, unless you count the goats and shit they bang when they are desperate.

Try .

Can I get that Gubberment money now?

Can I get free test shots like the FtM trannies?

When you fuck a lot you lose your energy and become slow, weak and amorphous.
Your state want obedient slaves. It's like self ddos attack on citizens.
From R with love

I literally haven't had sex in a year and a half and haven't had a GF since freshman year, so like 5 or 6 years


Wheres my NEETbux? I wanna quit my job.

Great, now I can tell normies to check their privilege.

>a year and a half
You don't get shit, faggot.

HA nice try
That disability only affects women
ya fucken limey bastard

and here you are, you fucking autistic piece of shit

leafs are giving the chinese advanced laser technology

>if i go to the park at night and ficke ficke some lady jogging im cured
Ha. I guess im the one asking for it

Where do i apply for disabilitybux?

I'm with this guy. Where do I fucking sign up?

If you can't get laid at least once a month on an app like tinder you might be hideously ugly or have full blown austism.

Damn, this could make Sup Forums's user base rich!

>trusting anything the media says
I thought we've been over this? Like, for over a year and a half now?
I want the direct report, the words directly from the mouths of the WHO. Not some E-tabloid middleman bullshit. And then I want it thrown in the damn trash.

>to have children with
thats the key there and it seems like you missed it completely. This implies you are looking to reproduce with a stable mate.

If you have no desire for that this implies you are either
A) perma virgin neck bear
B)Stacy riding a never ending cock carousel

A few years back sex before marriage taboo, now they have turned sex into a hedonistic act of degeneracy. Sex is for procreation and nothing more.

Nice, finally I have minority status.

Please hack me so I can get traditional wife to have kids with.

>You're just disabled.
IT'S DIFFERENTLY ABLED YOU FUCKING SHITLORD.

Sup Forums is oppressed now.

yo we need mo money fo dem programs n shiet

Try 24 years.

I HAVE NEVER HELD HANDS WITH A GIRL

GIVE ME MONEY

>get gibs
>buy waifubot
the future is bright

>goats and shit they bang when they are desperate

Sup Forums muslim now

>When the goverment recognizes wizards are disabled
Can at least get subsidised premium porn and tissues for either crying or masturbate?

>Expecting gibmedats

You guys haven't been paying attention. Virgins and asspies aren't given pity, they are shunned.

Expect the number of partners you had at School, College, and Uni to be printed on your CV. A zero makes you employable only as a backroom stock worker who never sees the customers.

... the 70+% soldier age aliens coming here without getting laid now all have disabilities, and need to get their SEXUAL EMERGENCIES catered to by native women?

now womynz will have to put out for based Sup Forumsiticians

their end of sexual selection terror is over

This. Where do i get retard bux

we can sue for discrimination now :^)

This is so god damn stupid. Do these people just hate natural selection? Combine this with a welfare state and there is no need to actually do anything in life to secure your future genes.

>implying people with actual disabilities have trouble finding a sexual partner

Does this mean we get free whores?

Are they going to breast feed us like babies?

Are.they going to unbirth us to complete the bonding process?

Can we slap them around without getting in trouble?

Will we be able to bathe in libtard tears?

Oh wow. They will "diagnose" literally anything as a disability won't they?

Went from privileged to special needs at mach3 speed.

When do I get my parking space?

>Does this mean we get free whores?

Hope user, hope.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1303273/Councils-pay-disabled-visit-prostitutes-lap-dancing-clubs.html

popdust.com/the-netherlands-pays-for-disabled-citizens-to-have-sex-with-prostitute-1890879447.html

Free ai gf

Fuck WHO.

If you can't find an equally disgusting creature as you to fuck, it's because you are LAZY and frightened.

>wanting to interact with customers

What kind of fucktard would want this? Customer culture is shit

Lazy and frightened due to disability?

Try 25 and a half years.

What if I know how to lay fat chicks, uggos and daddy issue cases at anytime but choose not to? Can I still into bux?

Nice, will I have access to the comfy seats in a plane?

Sounds amazing, I hate customers anyways and have been looking for a job in a basement with no windows anyways.

It's not going to be fun. The way you prove you're not able to get laid is to stand before a tribunal of 18-year old popular girls and then a bureaucrat asks the girls if they would ever fuck you or even pity-cuddle you and you have to hear them all express their disgust at the mere mention of such a thought

Posting on Sup Forums is soon a disability

YES

YES

YES

GOVERNMENT SPONSORED PROSTITUTION

Or just fat. Being a fat guy is the worst.

No. A disability is something you can't overcome with basic social skills.

>tfw I have a disabled parking permit
>tfw christmas shopping

Hobbled out of my car and into the mall in 20 seconds, you should have seen the angry normies who'd been walking for 5 minutes from the back of the parking lot

THIS

I want free money too

unless you want to chop off your penis

that's perfectly healthy and normal

A disability is generally an inability to do something to live your life in an active healthy way. If sex and partnership is considered healthy for your average person failure to obtain those things would indeed be a disability.

Humans sole purpose is to procreate though.

Not having children or even sexual partners is like serious self harm, you will disappear.

I think you are seriously ill if you can't interact with normal society on such a basic human level.

What if you just dont give a shit? Its just sex

best post ever. pol is pretty fucking retarded due to lack of pussy. Its kinda funny watching the betas try and be alpha

Where' mah cash for bein a tard?
this too.

>Its just sex

Sex is the reason you exist padre.

awww, it's about procreation and not sex

I'm just not interested in a relationship. Too much work, expensive, high chance of being legally fucked over, and [lolspoiler]I'm only interested in furries and cartoon characters[/lolspoiler]

>have child
>pregnant
>not disabled after all

90% of "disabilities" are just made up, it basically means you don't fit in with normies.

That's not the definition and a lot of "ifs"

I think it's mostly just autism. Can't have a talk with grill because I can only talk about some autistic shit n politics. That sucks.

I know. But I'm not ready to have a family anyway. I dont have a stable job or home and frankly I hate kids.

A family can wait until I can actually give them a good upbringing.

Well I haven't had sex for 5 years but I'm also a waifusexual by now so I'm not really sure if I count.

Try 28 and a half, casual. I've never even had a gf.

Which sucks, as I'd love to be married and a kid on the way, but I think that ship sailed.

Bullshit. I'm not disabled if I'm physically able but too lazy to go to the store for food.

That's like saying it's impossible for you to get exercise without a free gym membership.

Fuck off, if you can't be bothered to find a similar creature to yourself when clearly they exist, it's your own fucking fault.

are you me? i can only talk about limited stuff, and most people only talk about sports which i dont give a shit about

Where do I sign up for neet bux and parking passes?

Disabilities is an umbrella term, covering impairments, activity limitations, and participation restrictions. An impairment is a problem in body function or structure; an activity limitation is a difficulty encountered by an individual in executing a task or action; while a participation restriction is a problem experienced by an individual in involvement in life situations. Disability is thus not just a health problem. It is a complex phenomenon, reflecting the interaction between features of a person’s body and features of the society in which he or she lives.
—World Health Organization, Disabilities[1]

>features of a person’s body and features of the society in which he or she lives

Face it, you're disabled. The women around you sense it like an animal senses fear.

Would asking a girl out to go shooting be a bad thing to do?

All I'm into is guns and history, I love to save up to buy new guns and go shoot them.

Ive never had a gf or been around wonen honestly so I dont even think I know what intimacy really is or what that "connection" people talk about feels like

i need my benefits
where do i sign up

I spent most of my life as a fat nerd with no social skills and I still got pussy.

Know what the trick was? Not acting like I was entitled to some just for having a dick.

stop lying over the internet it was dick

>falling for the 3D meme

although I wouldn't mind the extra cash

I don't even know what about they want to talk. Probably they want le funny dude lmao xD

Dog pussy doesnt count

Even furfags manage to find each other and hook up. Diaper people do it. Fucking bronies get laid sometimes. Even fucking medieval festivals turn into orgies by midnight.

If you can't manage, it's because you literally don't interact with people, let alone ones who would potentially fuck you.

>FINALLY!
>WHERE DO I APPLY FOR GIBSMEDATS???

Nowhere it's a pre-existing condition.

can incel americans get disability income too?

I literally can't get hard if the chick is less than a 7/10. I've tried but if she is fat and/or ugly, there will be no sex. This sucks for me because I a a fat ass.

i forgot bestialitty is legal in leaf land, so i guess your not a virgin because you fucked your dog?

Commies helping Commies, not hugely surprised.

So lose weight. You still don't deserve better than you are.
Don't talk about your mother that way.

Quit watching porn

I'm actually in the process of doing just that

No, I don't want to lower my standards in any case.