Gimme gimme chicken tendies, Be they crispy or from Wendys. Spend my hard-earned good-boy points, on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints. Mummy lifts me to the car, To find me tendies near and far. Enjoy my tasty tendie treats, in comfy big boy booster seats. McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's, But of my tendies none remains.
She tries to make me take a nappy, But sleeping doesn't make me happy. Tendies are the only food, That puts me in the napping mood. I'll scream and shout and make a fuss, I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss! Tendies are my heart's desire, Fueled by raging, hungry fire. Mummy sobs and wails and cries, But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries.
My good-boy points were fairly earned, To buy the tendies that I've yearned. But there's no tendies on my plate! Did mummy think that I'd just ate? "TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW, YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW!" I screech while hurling into her eyes, My foul-smell bowel-dwelling diaper surprise. For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers: Never forget my chicken tenders.
Zachary Perez
AWOO
Gabriel Ross
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Isaiah Brooks
Hot
Matthew Peterson
So what did Trump do today? Give me a summarized scoop, lads.
Given that many of his major proposals like replacing Obamacare and constructing the wall would require supermajority support in order to enact, how many of Trump's proposals can we reasonably expect to see accomplished during his first term?
Jeremiah Russell
You got to admit women shouldn't have ever been allowed to vote
Tyler Hernandez
Now post the room image with HuffPos staff and use the reverse headline.
Benjamin Phillips
Technically speaking, women have been busy screwing themselves and society, so it's just business as usual
The fuck is this? I'm trying to get into Customs and Border Patrol. I thought he'd green light any new yearly budgets
Aaron Taylor
WAKE UP OK
Brody Diaz
MY ARMOR IS CONTEMPT MY SHIELD IS DISGUST MY SWORD IS HATRED
IN THE EMPRAH'S NAME LET NONE SURVIVE
Juan Edwards
AWOO~
Ethan Price
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Christopher Peterson
> Ummmm excuse me are you seriously for real asking me for an answer? Um honey go find a white ally? Um sweety like um lol
Isaac Powell
someone put the logo on
David Watson
I'd pay double to see that porno
Justin Murphy
Based T-Rex being a straight gangster.
Thank you.
Hudson Jones
fuck you
Isaac Turner
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Wyatt Young
Constructing the wall doesn't need a supermajority, it's already been approved for several years and Trump can compel mexico to pay for it using only executive action under the PATRIOT act.
Justin Rodriguez
Flying fucking sucks. If anyone makes it more uncomfortable for me I'm going to hate them with a burning passion, even if they're talking about shit I 100% agree with.
Benjamin James
He and that faggot in the glasses today were absolutely pathetic.
Ethan King
kill yourself
Bentley Hill
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Robert Fisher
>Every time a Republican senator walks up he gives facts and references data then walks away after 3 minutes >Every Democrat senator sits at the podium for 10 minutes droning on about shit already proved false and MUH FEELINGS WHAT IF Jesus christ we need a purge
Hunter Wright
>CNN article
Asher Lee
It's time for Donald Trump to resign as president. Please watch this video.
He should've just focused on border security instead of agreeing to rile up Islamics even more. All this will result in is more lone-wolf attacks.
I had high hopes for him, but foreign wars really need to end.
Oliver Davis
He gives zero fucks. And from there he just moved up the company. Most of the foreign leaders already know and trust him because of their business dealings, which is why so many former SOS recommended him.
Does anyone have that webm with Obama saying Trump doesn't have a magic wand to make things better then 50 cent's "magic stick" starts playing accompanied by all the new job and investment headlines?
I can't find it.
Mason Peterson
pics?
Leo Torres
Free will to wear what you want in public if its in the confines of the law.
(((Certain people))) have been advocating for the relaxation and removal of public obscenity laws for decades. This was the obvious and intended result.
Zachary Ross
Defend this, white women.
Brandon Jenkins
Welcome to the Clinton hearings over the summer. Democrat politicians are now subhuman and proud of it
Brandon Howard
damnit
Jaxson Garcia
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Nathan Harris
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Nathaniel Scott
hahahahahaha DONALD TRUMP IS A FUCKING BOSS
Adam Turner
caan someone make a video of anarchist destroying shit in reverse so it looks like they are building stuff
Jaxson Hughes
fake news
Christian Scott
>Im tired of your liberal whining >Fuck your narrative
Cooper Murphy
Jews
Thomas Hernandez
Yeah, but...dead Muslims are a good thing, no?
Henry Morris
Literally disproven 5 separate times today
Jayden Sanders
I was out all day, anything interesting happen?
Xavier Lee
dank you user,
Bentley Stewart
Watch Sean Spicers press conference.
Ryder Morris
All of them like James K Polk!!
Christian Torres
Publix poet, I recognize you!!! Thanks for the poem.
