Serbia is the most important and relevant country in the world. Reasons are as follows;
>Invented electricity
>invented ''balkanization''
>kosovo precedent will start WW3
>sold stealth technology to Russians and Chinese after we downed the F-117A (possibly saving the Eastern world)
Sup Forumsacks will reply to this thread because if you don't we'll start some major shit again. They don't call us ''crazy Serbs'' for no reason.
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Still, no cunt can point you out on a map though can they?
>invented ''balkanization''
Just because of this, Serbia is the scum of the Balkans.
Nigga I've never even been to eurotrash and I can point out Serbia on a map. Belgium however, I cannot.
This thread is for major world players only, analbania. get out.
>major world players
Then why are you here?
>We're the scum of the Earth, hence we must be relevant. Please recognize us in the map.
Nigger can you read? Did you read the OP? We determine the course of global geopolitics. You're just mercs. Fuck off.
>>Invented electricity
Well...
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How do I get a Serbian wife who will make a bunch of children with me?
ivan the terrible
Attach a baggie of cocaine to a string and walk around a nightclub.
this is the first I've ever heard of serbia
I heard Serbia was just a wannabe Croatia
>trying to find wife material, and a good mother to your children inside of a nightclub
The man who conquered Genoa
Yeah I heard you had square wheels and that you fuck your dogs
Go to a Serbian church and convert to Orthodoxy then. Watch My Big Fat Greek Wedding for reference.
Serbia is that useful idiot who is retarded enough to set things off
>Be Serb
>Start war
>Lose
>Convince yourself you've won
>Start another war
>Lose again
>Rinse and repeat
Many such cases.
Oh look an inbred mountain convert turk rapespawn how the fuck can you even compete?
The Roman salute that saved Europe...
Is he related to the brothers? What's his IQ?
Sure Serbcuck, do spread more lies.
top kek
I feel bad for non-serbian speakers who won't be able to enjoy Seselj's trials any time soon
One of the funniest shit ever
bogdanoff
bogdanov
>single handedly dismantled the ICTY
Serbia wins again.
make subs pls
>Serbia
>important
kek
That's because Belgium is a non-country.
Nothing against Serbs, as long as you Lot keep killing each other and keep you balkanising shit in the Balkan Peninsula , please also kill some Americans while you are at it
top kek wtf is that?
pls gib link to video
>nothing against Serbs
Are you even a country?
