NEW ZEALAND RISK

trying a new map,

game starts at 6 players

>Aussie Shitposter Invaders (ASI)
>Bottom left region
>Blue

>Children of the Sky
>Blue
>Northern Tip of Northern Isle

North east islands
Bitcoin empire
any color

Well damn. Make me purple.

SPQR colony
northern tip of bottom island
any color

>a fucking red and blue stripes

nice get

waste of quints tho

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Are you sure I don't just auto-win?

im sure, because its not getting counted

RIP your thread

England
Red
East side of Upper island

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But the game didn't start tho

The Sky descends southward.

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Attack Yellow

Expand east

does my roll count?

yes

Want to make an alliance?

Only if I can supply my troops with your teas.

Hey SPQR
I don't know if you remember...
But I was Joan The Reborn.
:D

Orange
Dark angels
Anywhere

fill the south
Want an alliance then?

Can do!
Earl grey tea is my favorite.

Defend against attack

Ye.

Excellent, and in exchange you have access to our planes that look more like spaceships. They don't into space yet, though. Working on that.

hell yeah

Is it because we're in New Zealand?

HEY I WAN JOIN
Faction name is Hook Nose Empire
Mom dies tonight if you don't let me in

And I wan be on coast somewhere

k

Probably. Maybe once this land is conquered we can make a boat instead.

Kill Yellow

attack orange
defend if attacked

expand north, defend if attacked

Hah! Jokes on you. I was never born in the first place!

Hook Nose expand north. No attacking peeps though.

Kill Yellow

Feels weird not having a NZer post in a thread like this

Also Hook Nose secures borders with superior economic advantage.

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can someone explains how this works what exactly do you guys do play risk through Sup Forums or thorugh some other third party site ???

Expand south, to islands, defend if attacked

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Build a boat.

Fill last territory on island.
DO NOT ATTACK PURPLE THO
If they need to move, they may move through my land.

Oh no. The Jews are trapped.

still waiting for an explanation sempais :)

I need an alliance with SPQR because otherwise I'm fucked. Jews and Romans have always been friends, right?

Wouldn't be the first time....

attack blue

I'll give you a hand mate

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FACKIN LEAF CUNT, YA PICKED THE WRONG WAR

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Yay thanks man Jews always find a way to save themselves and rat others out

Ey listen ere kike, I've gotta defend to these green fuckers, wanna ally?

Uh. Okay. Kill Bitcoin, and don't poke the Roman bear.

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Why not?

>OP doesn't count my roll because he is a faggot
attack blue

wrong name
bonus is zero

Redpill me on do ppl actually play risk on Sup Forums ???!!!!

KILL SKY PEOPLE REEE

Send those greens down to de ghoulies yeah?

Jews attack Romans go

>being a jew

;~;

If all else fails, you can attack me and hide behind my territory

thank you ally

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where is NZs big west island? the one with the kangaroos and petrol powered goonbags?

Feel the wrath of the Jewish army

Why must you attack my ally?

Kill Sky Man

attack jews now
fuck em in the ass
bonus is zero

Jews push into the landlocked Roman lines

>still no palis bonus

I didn't mean to. I told them to build a boat but instead they did... that.

Right now I'm trying to remove coinbits.

Remove coinbits.

still waiting on my answer :P

BLOW THOSE GREEN FUCKERS BACK TO VANCOUVER, THESE FUCKERS MESSED WITH THE WRONG SHITPOSTERS

FUCKING AUSSIE SHITPOST HELP YOUR JEWISH FRIENDS DEFEAT THE ROMANS

After I kill Sky Man
I go after Goiym.
;))

he's helping us out
don't attack

Jewish elite suicide squad attacks England by boat

Oh. Well then I'll Stop Attacking you.
Heh heh.
Oopsies.
(I have trust issues)

k

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I have realized that the real threat is the (((Jude)))

Continue remove bitcoin.

BREAKING NEWS ENGLISH CITY GOES BANKRUPT AFTER MYSTERY ECONOMIC DISASTER

aussies die now
zero bonus

ATTACK JEW.
(Hey Skyman, you can take my land if you want. My bad)

KEK WILLS IT

The greens'll know never to mess with Aussie-Juden power

Jews attack SPQR

what did he mean by this?