TRUMP/NASA PRESS CONFERENCE

BREAKING
TURN ON FOX RIGHT NOW

Trump makes first contact if digits

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holy SHIT
fucking BIG if TRUE

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Dub.s confirm happening

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submit your anuses to a higher power earth fags

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checked

No source fuck off fag

What's going on? Are ayyliums confirmed?

Watching Fox for past three hours, I only see the regular program

Toasting in ebin first contact bread

Someone wanna sum up this non-happening?

why do you lie?

tough luck, terraniggers

Digits confirm aliens will look like Keanu Reeves

Ayys do not exist. We are alone in the universe

I think if there are aliens Trump would tell us for the lolz.

dear god i hate sci-fi larping

I am an alien

user is shitposting on Sup Forums because he feels there aren't enough shitposting threads filled with nothing.

"Aliens exist. They're illegal, and they have to go back."

weee're baaaaackkk

Different Aliens. I mean the ones from Zeta Reticuli.

The other ones pic related

Me too

he posted 11 seconds into the minute and got 11

What are you talking about, you STUPID MAN?

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post link faggot