TPP

Just replace the US with China and Indonesia, tweak a lot of the terms to make it better since it was American corporations the ones trying to fuck everyone over, and we are set.

I, for one, welcome our new Chinese overlords.

We were never friends to be honest.

You were always a bunch of treacherous cunts.

Although Australia doesn't benefit I acknowledge Americas right to put itself first.
You wetbacks need to stop being so entitled.

I am saying this is good. America can do whatever it wants for all I care, as long as they do it alone.

You can watch us from the other side of the wall pablo

Sure, I wonder if China would like to have a naval base in the Sea of Cortés.

You do realize China is likely to fuck even Mexico over right? It sounds ridiculous, but they can undercut even Mexicans, and suck factories away. They have half a billion people living in third world level poverty who are desperate to get factory work, Mexico will be hard pressed to compete with that.

You are not giving us any options, so that is better than fucking nothing.