/ptg/ President Trump General - Marlon Bundo Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
greatagain.gov/
donaldjtrump.com/
Trump Playlist FUCK BOTS
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ

APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump signs 3 EO 1/23/17
youtu.be/9HKBPwuFCyQ
>Pres Trump meets w/Union Leaders 1/23/17
youtu.be/M66MApqOw3o
>Pres Trump meets w/Business Leaders 1/23/17
youtu.be/vdPqmBUwB1M
>Pres Trump Honors LEO and 1st Responders 1/22/17
youtu.be/VEnPRPg2i6s
>Pres Trump attends WH Staff Swearing in 1/22/17
youtu.be/8TS98E_2JOc
>Pres Trump @ CIA HQ 1/21/17
youtu.be/xagAlOXT9Wk

PRESIDENT TRUMP INAUGURATION
pastebin.com/QfU3TZSP
CONFIRMATION HEARINGS
pastebin.com/7JXPkkw3

FUN STUFF
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/jNmTBESoJ1A
>Trump All Your Base Are Belong to Us
youtu.be/Kn9Xsmj942E
>Sup Forums Reacts to Trump Victory
youtu.be/BZy5r4dlgW0
>Make America Aesthetic Again
youtu.be/PohVAmIjPEA
>TrumpQuest
youtu.be/Deu14tD_hrU
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>The Lion
youtu.be/Lu4VUsaxs6E
>We Are The Silent Majority
youtu.be/3lrrPG5iPAk
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8
>AD: Trump's Argument for America
youtu.be/vST61W4bGm8
>Trump - Never Come Down (3hrs Long)
youtu.be/zxXfHxceMg4

OP pastebin: pastebin.com/nygxu29R
prev

Other urls found in this thread:

twitter.com/foxandfriends/status/823651540678234112
arxiv.org/pdf/1610.03452v1.pdf
youtu.be/fBGWtVOKTkM
twitter.com/jetrotter/status/823583695290437633
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

STOP IT
STOP INVESTIGATING PIZZAGATE Sup Forums

NOW THE CUTE PURE GIRLS DOING DUMBTHINGS ON YOUTUBE WILL BE GONE SOON AND REPLACED BY THIS ABOMINATION OF LADYBOYS DOING DUMBTHINGS

>RED MASSACHUSETTS

Massachusetts has a very popular Republican Governor. And Pocahontas seems to be running into some trouble.

always awoo~

Jeb

twitter.com/foxandfriends/status/823651540678234112


F

>came back to Sup Forums after a long hiatus
>most recent spicy memes are Zimmerman
>probably still have some gaza war memes laying around
feels time capsule, man

arxiv.org/pdf/1610.03452v1.pdf
>Some dumb ass scientists were paid to study Sup Forums

what's with the bunny?

So let me get this straight. Trump is going to kill off net neutrality? Why?

...

POST MORE SPICE DADDY

Nth for Press Secretary Spicer might actually be a Sup Forumsack

>pedos or trannies
Why can't we just have awkward kids making reviews and other such innocent things

Why this choice

Morning
>Trump meets with biz executives at 9 am
>Topic is manufacturing in America
>Trump says he could cut regulations by 75%
>"or maybe more"
>Executive orders
>Trump signs notice for officially withdrawing US from TPP
>Bans federal funding of foreign groups that provide abortions
>Signs order freezing federal hiring for some agencies
>Military and Nat'l security is exempted
>Rubio bends the knee
>Says he'll support T Rex for Sec of State
Afternoon
>First WH press conference
>Breifing room will have four "Skype seats" to bring in reporters from outside the Beltway
>Trump will meet with CEOs every quarter
>SCOTUS nominee will be announced in the next few weeks
>Funds are currently being appropriated for the wall
>Trump tells WaPo that his 2020 slogan will be "Keep America Great"
>Is currently filing to trademark the phrase
>Trump meets with union leaders
>Trump meets with congressional leaders
>McConnell said "I enjoyed the president and Sen. Schumer talking about all the people they knew in New York."
>Trump says he has a "beautiful, beautiful relationship" with leaders
>SNL writer suspended indefinitely for tweet about future emperor Barron
Tonight
>Schumer gets BTFO by Tom Cotton
>Cotton tells Schumer that CIA director was confirmed on Inauguration day when Obama took office
>Schumer: If you’d been around 8 years ago you’d know that’s not true
>Cotton: 8 years ago I was getting my ass shot at in Afghanistan
>T Rex clears Foreign Relations committee
>Still needs to be confirmed by Senate at large
>Antifa BTFO
>Limo burned during DC """""protests""""" belonged to a Muslim immigrant
>Phillipine Star: Duterte envies Trump because Trump has a hot wife
>Senate confirms Pompeo for CIA director
>Cory Booker attacks Trump with fake Ben Franklin quote
>Hannity interviews Kellyanne Connway

>Marlon Bundo
How is it legal to have a name that cute?

Does anyone else sleep easier thinking about how they'll be up watching joe is joe in just a few short hours?

That is BOTUS, the First Bunny of the United States.

Pence's pet rabbit.

We will never forget that day.

always.


Reminder: watch for the hand signal at tomorrow's press conference to confirm that TNN=Spicer

wtf i love Jimmy Hoffa now

Combined with deportation, the wall, and voter ID this is pretty much curtains for the DNC.

>Not knowing about Marlon Bundo

PLEASE WE NEED TO KILL HER IN 2018
OTHERWISE WE WILL HAVE TO LISTEN TO HER SHRILLNESS IN 2020

WHO SHOULD RUN? DON'T SAY CURT SCHILLING. TOM BRADY RETIRE AFTER HIS SUPER BOWL AND GO INTO POLITICS?

SENATOR TOM BRADY?

...

youtu.be/fBGWtVOKTkM

DIPPIN' DOTS ARE SUPER COOL AND ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE IS A POSER.

If it's at all possible I expect Trump will weigh in to get that annoying Goofus away from him for all the shit she's tried to throw at him.

Lou Dobbs absolutely burying neocons.

Holy fuck I love this man.

they were already paid to study pepe, I am not surprised

just goes to show that we're a geopolitical power to be feared, not some useless neets like ctr would have you believe

F
Thanks for the union support niggers!

>still shilling this shit after 4 hours
NN policy as it exists now is a bandaid that doesn't do shit and lets the (((media))) report the problem as solved. You want to take out ISP's, you need antitrust.

>McConnell said "I enjoyed the president and Sen. Schumer talking about all the people they knew in New York."
I would love to be a fly on the wall through that conversation.

...

Why is Trump and all his team so insecure about the size of his crowd compared to the black guy's? Are they worried about people believing and accepting that black guys have bigger crowds? They seem so eager to find the right angles to photograph the crowd from to make it look bigger, or make excuses that it was raining.

So Trump had a slightly below average crowd, that looks even smaller next to a black crowd. That's fine for a man of his age and race.

Gonna be hard.

Duterte just wants the US presence out because of the CIA doing their thing and trying to destabilize the country.

And the Moro fucking hate Americans with their long grudge against them. Maybe if we get rid of the insurgency and commies.

There was an user who got the right idea of why China is doing what they are doing because they want to feel safe and in control in their trade routes in the SCS/WPS

Isn't Trump planning to let Japan militarize and reduce their presence in the country?

>The fucking Teamsters giving anything resembling approval to a (R)

What fucking timeline am I in?

who do you guys follow on twitter to stay up to date on trump news?

Yare Yare Daze
Just hand over the delegates

God, I love this timeline

Do we have any Spicer and Momiji pictures?

You know, Spicer and Wolf?

Say tendies again tomorrow and the presser, Sean!

TOO MUCH COMFY

HOLY SHIT
Kellyanne is a fucking badass!

>Border security
>Deportations
>Feds won't fuck with states enforcing ID laws
>"my job is to shut down white people"
>Labor leaders snuggling up to Trump
Such a beautiful, utter deconstruction of a party

It's too hard

Welcome to the new Empire.

Enjoy!

THE SPICE MUST FLOW

For you

fug. such a comfy life. jelly

I don't go to sleep until I get through the first hour of Morning Joe.

I just want to be assured that the internet isn't going to be changed in any negative way. I want things to stay exactly the way that they currently are.

...

hahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaa

twitter.com/jetrotter/status/823583695290437633

FUCK YOU DRUMPF

Include the story about Kellyanne beating the shit out of some guy at the ball

>What fucking timeline am I in?

The Implicitly Based one

Also colour of tie for favorkte pony

"We're an empire now, and when we act, we create our own reality. And while you're studying that reality—judiciously, as you will—we'll act again, creating other new realities, which you can study too, and that's how things will sort out. We're history's actors … and you, all of you, will be left to just study what we do.”
>WE EMPIRE NOW

I'm CIA

Part of me wants to fap to Kellyanne and the other half loves and respects her too much to.

>there are Anons who posted in /ptg/ and past away just before election night

I hope you are enjoying it from above as we are below, Anons.

This is criminally underrated.

>"my job is to shut down white people"
When was that said?

So how does it feel to win?
To me, its like a never ending orgasm.

I'll give you the rundown
>Rothschilds bow down to the Bogdanoff's
>Bogdanoff's bow down to Bundo.
>Marlon Bundo bows to no one.
Bundo is the one pulling the strings

I think Merkel might be more assblasted than Hillary

>charlotte will never hold you

>Cory Booker attacks Trump with fake Ben Franklin quote
Wew

I do however approve of images of Sean Spicer avatarfagging the "Sup Forums Briefing" (aka TNN) every night.

...

>media: what if this is a distraction? what if he doesn't care about the crowd sizes after all
>Trump: sorry I can't answer that question, I'm busy meeting with the Democratic party's largest donors and support group, the unions

kellyanne is not for lewd. kek is disappoint.

They are beyond comfy

that's a cute hopper.

tonight the DNC had a debate with the candidates vying for DNC chair. Some white chick from Idaho said that and the black people behind her were nodding in approval

That's a lot less badass when you remember it was Rumsfeld talking about invading Iraq.

Too many questions

>those brave souls who lost their lives in the meme war.
>nf

said at the council for a new DNC head
basically it was a test to see which potential head hated white people the most

100% Pure Unadulterated Americana!

These mofos better be grateful and stop being such democrat cock suckers too

We'll resurrect Black Jack Perishing, he'll deal with the Moro.

Trump would probably like it if Japan bolstered their military, and I'm fairly certain Shinzo Abe is behind it, but not sure about the Diet (Jap. Legislature). If you guys want to boost your military to deal with the Chinks, I'm sure there are a few mothballed OHP frigates we could slap VLS cells onto and sell to Duterte.

While Democrats stick to their minorities and hyper progressives, Trump and Bannon are hollowing them out.

>unions becoming Republican

>implying Trump voters wanted a different Trump

Why the fuck do you think people voted for him?

Nigga she has 4 kids. She is obviously for lewd.

>Bundo is the one pulling the strings
Bundo is just a proxy for the true mastermind

I didn't include the context on purpose, desu.

I was under the impression it was KR though?

That rabbit needs its nails cut.

They're gonna get reamed so hard during 2018 and 2020.

Endure, user. Your VR waifu will become reality eventually.

It took me several seconds of staring at this picture to figure out what the fuck was going on.

If so, its in Trump's hands now. If anyone blows the lid on it, it would be him.

Both Mikes congratz in one sentence.

Who will be Trump's SCROTUMS pick?

F

>I'll have those grease monkeys voting Republican for 100 years!

this was fucking hilarious

I DON'T KNOW IF I'M GETTING TIRED OF WINNING YET

>2018
>Republicans will control enough state legislatures to begin unilaterally amending the Constitution