I am literally taking a shit as I type this. It's not coming out as easily though

I am literally taking a shit as I type this. It's not coming out as easily though..

And this article was shittier than what's coming (hopefully) out of my butt

google.com/amp/theconcourse.deadspin.com/can-donald-trump-grow-a-beard-an-investigation-1787842613/amp?client=safari

Literally 100% of people who don't like Trump think like this. Prove me wrong.

***literally shitting***

***literally taking a shit as I type***

I can't help what I'm doing while I post

Doesn't mean you have to fucking announce that you're taking a shit!

I don't? But you guys do it all the time..

When someone says "shitposting", it doesn't mean someone is posting while taking a shit

....wait what

What the fuck is happening

are you fuckin serious

>Taking a dump while reading about Trump.
harhar

Wow, really?

LOOOOLL

Ha ha, she was so fucking with him that's great.

(((Feinberg)))

Quality thread

Barron absolutely btfo'd

Can confirm. Sup Forums gives me the shits sometimes.

fine berg you got there

> Ashley (((Feinberg)))
Also nobody asked this about any other presidents or candidates in recent memory, nobody cared that Bill Clinton or George Bush were clean shaven all the time, and I don't remember anybody bringing up if Obama could grow a beard

That's the opposite problem that OP is having though

>Fineberg

really activates the almond milk circuitry

Literally taking a shit while replying.

It's frothy.

OP isn't shitting enough. We need to help him shit, you guys! Let's do it, Sup Forums! Let's help OP take a shit!

No one cares about cheap media bullshit articles, everyone knows only high test alpha males can't grow beards

Pretty sure Michelle Obama could.

also
>I am literally taking a shit as I type this
I thought the wifi at Walmart blocked Sup Forums.

>Drumpf can't grow a beard!
>(((Feinberg)))
Is this the best that Jew can do?

A black 5'11'' 53 year old woman is going to look like that

Why Walmart? Just asking. I know you know I'm just asking, because I'm asking it.

I AM LITERALLY SHITTING

my god how old are you. are you sean hannity?

oh fuck.

Best thread

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>literally shaking a tit
Hey m80 what'd they meme buy this

well, I'm like part German and Scot and I can't grow one.

Isn't it the other way around?