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Colin Kaepernick Arrested
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He dindu nuffin
sweet justice
Aw, shit. Kap's okay. The media came across a spark and promptly threw a barrel of jet fuel on it.
he a GOOD QB. HE DINDU MUFFIN
AY HOL UP
*drink 40*
SO YOU BE SAYIN
*grabs crotch*
YOU BE SAYIN
*commits rape*
IM UNDER ARREST?
*licks lips*
SHIIIIEEEEEEEEETTTT
The curse of Trump. Add him to the list!
What's DWI?
>Trump's America
Not nearly. After the shit this nigger stirred up, he should have a lot worse coming to him.
hopefully he will be on his knees again real soon
Driving While Intoxicated
nigger was hyped up to be the next tom brady. had one good year and just went 2-14. SAD
Its fake idiots
SWEET JUSTICE
Kek, what punishent is there in commieforia for that?
holy fuck am I in the right timeline
least the 49ers have an excuse to remove him now. last time they were going to he played the race card
lol
>twitter.com
FAKE AS FUCK!
Well, he's used to kneeling. Now he can do that in jail.
Annnd,cut!
They've been looking for a reason to dump him, he was a better quarterback when he was getting fucked in the ass by Mia Isabella. Now that he literally sucks and his controversy is only good for his jersey sales it's time to dump his ass.
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Hefty fine. Suspension of license for, at the least, 6 months
White men buying blacks again nice
That did make me laugh, I wont lie.
But fuck OP.
Digits bro. This is the best timeline.
He's with us
Perfect!
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idk how Commiefornia Laws work in this regard,
but in my state, if you're under the influence of acohol you get a DUI (Driving Under the Influence),
if you're high on drugs, you get a DWI, (Driving While Intoxicated),
although its not unheard of to get a DWI for drinking, its only a marginally lesser charge in some states. Idk how other states work though, some it may just be synonymous.
That's not nearly severe enough
You guys are fucking idiots.
Oh no, now how will the 49s maintain their world-changing winning streak?
It depends. With the rich and privileged, it usually paying a fine.
When they asked him to stand on one foot, do you think he took a knee?
Fuck yes!
Yeah the sportscentef twitter handle is definitely @SportTalkJoe
Nobody cares about what you pencil dick whites think
He'll always be popular
Yeah
Should be jail time and a felony
Fake news
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Kek says yes.
fake news.
Nigger is from Wisconsin.
holy kek
Fake warnings about fake news on a fake message board
ahhahahahahahhahahhahahah
>literally the worst QB in the league
What are you 5? In Texas everyone has 2 DWIs
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It is severe
It stays permanently on your record which effects your insurance coverage and your employability. You do go to jail and the fine is pretty big to the average joe
I'd say it's kind of over the top
Probably nothing. His lawyer will claim it's some kind of racist setup and he dindu nuffin'
>RAISES FIST
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
hope this ruins this faggot
kys
Driving While Intoxicated
BEST TIMELINE
Totally agree. People have like 4 or 5 DWIs and still get to drive.
Yes leaf if digits Trudeau scandal happening
I drive to work drunk at 8am. Wayyy more fun that way
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sage it
Goodbye Colin Kaepernick, hello Tony Romo
Good. This is what niggers get when they appropriate my first name.
Romo going to denver nigtard
Caught with rubber fist stuck in butt
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Fuck off mega satan, this timeline is awesome and we don't want you fucking it up.
>that nose
is this guy a cryptojew?
Already happening, fucker went on a vacation on a private island on the owner private heli.
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it's a kingdom built on lies.
sage this crap.
it's lefty shilils who can't win a debate posting to make us look bad.
I don't think this actually happened.
wait, what did he even do that we hate him?
Destroying White Industry
NO FUCK YOU NO MORE OLD QUARTERBACKS
ROMO GETS HURT EVERY TWO MINUTES AND ISNT HALF AS GOOD AS PEYTON
Some even have to have a breathalyzer device installed in the car to start it. They cost thousands.
fake news
>Faggot whose signature accomplishment is having been born white.
>People have like 4 or 5 DWIs and still get to drive.
What? They're doing so without a license though
Right? I got my license suspended for driving over the speed limit a few times. I couldn't drive for shit and needed an sr22 (a mandatory add on penalty tacked on) for 4 years iirc. I was never under the influence either
I can't imagine the hell DUI's/DWI's must go through
Fuck how I would have liked this to be true.
Still though, have they not fired his ass already? 2-14 record, head coach sacked, why not the useless trouble maker?
Jive turkey, well well well.
I don't know how it is in Canada, but WA reporting in. Most of my former friends have DUIs.
>interlock required
>monthly fee for this
>required to have car made past 97/OBDII compliant
>some have work release
>basically: you are in jail, but get to go to work so you can keep your job, instead of going home you go back to jail at end of the day
>interlock has a webcam that records everything
why are we making fake shit now?
>SportsTalkJoe
You faggots got trolled hard.
There was a rumor he might not really be black and his father was instead Egyptian. That would explain the nose.
It would also mean his hair is the kind of afro you can engineer as a white person, not the afro you naturally can do as a black person.
Ya cracker ass bitches been tryin' keep da niggas silent but ya'll fucked wif the wrong kinda nigga. I'm taking that knee for ya. I'm helping my brothas and sistas wif dis one. Ya'll can thank a nigga later. I'm a professional victim and it's a career that's getting a real nigga far. Ya fo fo ass white cis bitches be ass mad but ya'll know I'm a future American negro hero so ya'll can kiss my black ass. Take that knee boi. I'm takin' dat knee. Praise me boi because I'm fighting for negro rights like it be the 1960s boi. Keep a nigga at large.
hol up
who the fuck cares
ouch
>This is bullshit
>He was just drinking and driving to protest the state of police brutality against blacks in Amerikkka. It's called civil disobedience, and you crackers would know that if you ever heard of Martin Luther King
>I bet the police officer was white
FPBP
>tfw in the wrong timeline