Be me

>be me
>want to live in USA
>Trump said he'll make immigration from Europe easier

Better do it orange god

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Just don't move to Ohio, we're fucking full.

>be me
>want to live in France
>going in 2 weeks
Bonjour

>Frog moving to the US
You won't like it. If there is one thing americants hate more than niggers it is french people.

If you're white and want to keep promoting traditional France, you're welcome herr

>be me
>ripe age of 11
>live on large property in rural northern CA
>awake playing vidya on saturday
>gottagofast.org
>hear a pound on my door
>get spooked but ignore it
>hear one on the window nearby
>look out window
>see some people down by our reservoir
>fuck maybe I can yell at them
>get pellet gun
>walk down about 500 yards
>aim gun and say "fuck off" in typical middle school badass mode
>they turn around
>a wampus cat
>83 skelengtons
>if you dont respond to this post your mother will have trouble sleeping tonight

No. I just come for free money and French pussy. I need reparations for the French empire

We make fun of them out of love, it's banter.
We fucking hate your Chinese asses.

>implying guns, freedom ain shietz ain't worth it

French and American love each others

no, please no please

I would welcome this with arms wide open

Europe is gone. America is your last hope. Come home Eurobro.

This user knows whats up, fuck off were full. Move to Iowa or something.

RARE

I wish I could, I'm white and I want to live the American way

However I'm becoming increasingly nervous because where will I even sleep once I'm here

Really nigga? That's rare to you?

I never heard of algeria. Sounds like a nigger country though

God damnit Frenchie

We cant hold your hands every step of the way. The American way is a life of uncertainty, not depending on the state for every facet of your existence is by definition unstable.

If you ever do make it here youll hear a term thrown around, "Freedom isnt free."

Its up to you to make your own way, no one is going to do it for you.

Nigger, who do you think helped America win its independence? Fuck off.

>Europe is gone

Yeah Europe south of Denmark (including Sweden) is fucked.

The nordic region is the only real white place in the world.

I am also planning to move, I'm certain that Trump will make it easier for us too.

RAKE

Oh god damnit!
We have enough of you fuckers already!

we send 2 globalist diaspora jews for ever 1 redpilled israeli

I know, I know, burgerbro

Some years ago I was a literal r9k neet, now I'm better, but still I never really done any paperwork of any sort

I'll still come here tough, and I'll fight with all my might to get comfy job and house

Nah I'm cool, I'll be a conservative gun owner. I bleed red white and blue

Can you stop being black, please?

Also France being a nanny state, fuck being dependent on state welfare, I don't care if I'll be poor, I won't parasitate the us

In America no man is beyond redemption. Any man that is willing to better himself through his own hand is welcome here.

Youve got this Francebro, believe in yourself

You sure bro? Whats your preferred round of ammunition?

Fuck off were full

If I do that, What's the nigger free space, Where I can safetly relax and dont think about niggers shooting me

Can I come too? I want guns, fast internet and Amazon

>be me
>ripe age of 11
>live on large property in rural northern CA
>awake playing vidya on saturday
>gottagofast.org
>hear a pound on my door
>get spooked but ignore it
>hear one on the window nearby
>look out window
>see some people down by our reservoir
>fuck maybe I can yell at them
>get pellet gun
>walk down about 500 yards
>aim gun and say "fuck off" in typical middle school badass mode
>they turn around
>a wampus cat
>83 skelengtons
>if you dont respond to this post your mother will have trouble sleeping tonight

None, I don't own a gun because I don't live in a free country - which is why I'm moving. I said I will be a gun owner, not that I am.

Just stay off the coast and away from major cities and you will be good.

The mid west is calling your name

Come home white man.

My nigga

I want to own guns, too.

You don't want to live here. Unless you have a degree, there's no point to move.

Leaf education...

Too buys learning about dog fucking and being a pussy I guess.

Fuck staying in France

I'll try getting a degree in the us

Many people would rather be a working class in America than middle class anywhere else.

stay here and have white kids fagget

>tfw ill never be a giant Icelandic bodybuilder with a 10/10 qt Aryan wife

Stop lying to the Euros

If youre single without a child its virtually impossible to be poor in America

We have 20,000,000 vacant skilled labor positions RIGHT NOW that dont require a degree and pay 50k+ on the low end

Hey, look, it's the monkey from The Banana Splits

Right leaning Anglo-Saxons only

Every one else can fuck off

>No gun
>no freedom
>No job
>no economy
>no Trump

Hell no

>being french
>My nigga

holy shit you're so cringy

kek i loved this show

fuck off, we are full

D

>you are cringy for using words

Ayy
Are you planning on going rural too?

He seems like someone who has only recently been released from the grips of leftism

These changes dont happen overnight. Stop being such an insufferable faggot to potential allies and maybe you wont have so many faggots to begin with.

>having guns is possible in france
>american and french freedom pretty much amount to the same sum
>no argument there are more jobs in america
>french economy isn't that bad, and at least we don't frack
>no argument there

fine then, run away fagget

Been to kbh recently?

If it's possible, yes, but a city is OK, too

How is life in Israel?

Read

This made you cringe? You don't get out much do ya bud?

>potential ally
>wants to abandon his motherland

Detroit

Ignore him Frenchie

If he was my neighbor Id be trying to come here as well

YOURE THE REASON WHY

Why do you think I want to escape France?
If I lived in the rural zone, I'd probably stay in France but I ain't got that chance, I live near Paris, the zone that isnt France no more
I'm not living in France, I'm living in liberal hellhole

Since you are posting from France we already know you are most likely brown so go away. Even white pure french men are awful, never met one that was not a snarky little shit.

>france

Bring your french laughs

OH HO HO HO

Probably my favorite thing about the French.

I applied for diversity lottery, if I get it, I consider enlisting.
It gives you citizenship, and it proves you love the US

Should I do it ?

move to a rural zone ?

you can buy a full house sitting on land for 20 grands in some places.

how do i know ? that's what i did.

i work odd jobs. i have a family. i raise my kids in our beautiful countryside, cut my lumber and eat veggies from our garden. no one owns me. i have little needs. im raising my kids to be as red pilled as can be.

if you want a better city life and dont care about the future of your homeland, move to the us.

if you're even a little bit attached to your soil, and don't mind going on the alt side a bit, stay and make a better future for yourself.

/serious

Pretty good actually, I just want to be an American. How's France doing?

Denmark is full of slavshits pedophilia and whores no?

Im telling you, youre welcome

Youve been welcome since our founding. Youre a white man, take the leap and manifest destiny

We arent barbarians, you will qualify for temporary assistance while you get on your feet if thats your main concern. It wont pay for those big American houses you see in the movies, but youll have a bed and 3 meals a day. The rest is up to you, we cant make these decisions for you.

There's not really any jobs in French rural zones, and reminding you,

If I eventually get us citizenship, I still have French citizenship

Let me have my naive dreams

Much more effective argument. Kinda makes me wanna have a qt French wife that tends our garden.

Youll get a lot farther with people when you speak to them as humans like you just did.

I frankly welcome all Frenchies.
But I of course understand why you wouldn't come here.
Can you choose what branch? We desperately need linguists and considering your bilingual they will love that. Air Force would be pretty fantastic too, basically live as a civilian while in the military.

in the meantime 40kk people are on food stamps in the us

>America is your last hope
Good God save us all, if this is our last hope then I'm not getting my hopes up

why so what's so fucking great some lesbo girl in Chicago oh ima get my degree in germany for electrical engineering way cheaper she's says so what makes you say being an american middle class is so great ?

For now.

>Europe is gone. America is your last hope.
Name one european state less white than the US. Also show me a european country with worse crime and health statistics in europe.

Say hello to the Mexicans of Europe, Texas here I come, my dream always has been to have a vast ranch and guns. You burgers are in need of Techical Architects? That wall it's not gonna build itself.

OHIO, TRUMP-SAMA! =v=

Oh god I wish that was all we had to deal with

You had your chance Fritz

You made a noble effort, damn near pulled it off too. I get it, youre still relevant in Europe. Congrats, youre the smartest kid on the short bus.

How does it feel knowing youve been beat in every conceivable way at every turn youve taken by a country with niggers and a crime epidemic? Whats that say about you?

....

Hello ,my American friends.
Missed me yet ?

You'll fit right in with the other 41% of the spics in Texas.

If technical means you understand engineering than we really do. Our system got fucked up here

Because I will be free and a part of what I consider to be the greatest nation on earth. Money and status are just not important when you get such an opportunity.

To Tell you, I went some times in rural zones in France, and it was pretty good.

Not where I live tho

French culture is kill, our urban culture is a pale copy of us culture, and by that I mean the SA/NY nigger culture

Politically, the left is left, and the right is left

Also everything is expensive

When he said "immigration from Europe", what he meant was "whites"

when did you first have these thoughts of even moving to the u.s from young boyhood or just recently ?

Technical Architecture is a degree here that deal with all the techical stuff about buildings. Basically a fag architect draws some bullshit on a napkin and we crush our skulls to make it stand up and feasable.

Don't listen to these guys. The US has plenty of space for all you well tanned Europeans. Unlike Australia which is clearly full and we have nasty things that want to kill you and take away all your welfare and gibmes.

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The more specialized your field, the more you earn

sweet

I have Msc in Electrical Engineering and speak good English, but we're not in the EU so other rules apply to us.