Daily reminder that the President's wife's son was raised in and speaks Slovenian as his first language and didn't...

Daily reminder that the President's wife's son was raised in and speaks Slovenian as his first language and didn't learn English properly until he started his schooling.

It's called mother tongue not father tongue

EMBARRASSING

SLAV

SLOVENIAN'D

Cool, he must have a suave Slovenian accent. Bitches love accents, he'll be swimming in pussy soon.

Based Melania

>autism

Nothing to back up your claim, Sage

Sage

Sage

Naw, he was born in the US. He might speak Spanish to communicate with nannies and housekeepers though.

saying every american has to speak only english

>bigot and xenophobe much?

wait a minute OP. are you telling me we'll be seeing baron in one of these soon?

Why did you do that?

We may never understand his true language

This. The kid is as lucky as it gets.
>exotic top model mom
>badass billionaire president dad, who is also old, which is always a plus. old people let you do whatever the fuck you want.
>but still roots in a poor country, so he is more appreciative of his status and knows that things but have turned out different
>god tier aesthetics and height
>good with computers

This kid can literally be ANYONE or anything he wants to be. There are no limits.

Yet he will choose to be a Minecrafter for life.

your forgot
>has autism

lmao

Like his entire generation. Doesn't mean he won't get pussy.

Things are different now user. Maybe ours was the last generation where traditional masculinity was a thing and autists were stuffed into toilets. In his generation you will probably be bullied if you are NOT an autist.

>2054
>Azores Islands
>the British Home Fleet is expecting the President of the United States for a high conference
>King George VII of England, supreme Overlord of the Commonwealth, waits impatiently for his American counter-part
>suddendly, the British leadership hears a thunder like sound coming from West
>it is approaching them
>they look into the sky
>it's a squad of Steel Knights, led by the Steel Commander himself
>a squad of flying robots made of steel, far better than any human minions, responsible for keeping peace in America, led by the great mind that built them
>they land and take their positions
>the Steel Commander, with an height of more than 2 metres approcahes King George
>he takes down his helmet
>it's President Barron
>he gives a firm handshake to King George
>their reuinion starts
>the reuinion that will plan the Grand Crusade agains the forces of cuckery that rule the world

Amirite?

But Ozzy was king of degeneracy

Wrong, he's the president's daughter's son.

no