Atheists believe this was a mistake

>Atheists believe this was a mistake

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You're such a retard.

Nice argument.

You must be one of those rural or suburban retards

What?

Also
>leaf

But he is.
Why would atheists think it's a mistake when clearly it's millions of years of adaptation at work?
It's clearly an on purpose.
Theists BTFO eternally how can they ever recover?

>Implying atheists are one person

>Implying leafs are capable of non shit posts

A FUCKING LEAF

>atheists believe life spontaneously formed out of inanimate chemicals

Canadian in its natural habitat

>mistake
>implying that bug doesn't look like a leaf for a very important and functional purpose

>bug evolve to be green
>survives because birds can't see him
>some fag claims we can't explain this without the judeo-christian god
OP, I...

Atheist don't believe that this bug was a mistake.

Atheist believe that Canada was a mistake.

This

>what are proteins

But that bug isn't a mistake, he looks like a leaf becuase that allows him to survive and pass on his leaf-like genes

checkmate atheists

That was a series of lucky mistakes that was rewarded with life and reproduction by environmental selection pressures.

>Be insect
>evolve into A FUCKING LEAF

a leaf posting a bug that looks like a leaf.

how did these things evolve though?
Surely if they mutated and looked exactly like a leaf it would be hard to find a mate because the other bugs wouldn't be able to see them.

...

>be x
>get baited by a post meant for x and distribute (you)s to faggots
You guys are fucking faggoty
Go off yourselves
Not even saging
Tards

I'm an atheist because no God would sit and watch a poor creature turn into a LEAF.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mimicry

Really now?

Yes, leafs were a mistake.

What the fuck, you do realize that you are made out of "inanimate chemicals" if you break your cells down, right?

Can you explain?

>A FUCKING LEAF
>BUG

Can't argue with that.
Nicely memed.

>not understanding OP´s intention

Do atheists believe that Adam was created from dust, then evolved losing a rib, thus bringing forth Eve, then the forbidden fruit they ate made their brain evolve so they knew right from wrong, then snakes also lost their legs with evolution as shown in the fossil record, then the Cain hominids killed the Abel hominids, and then Cains found other humans and mingled?

Atheists should have faith in this allegory we've known for thousands of years before Darwin was hip.

I prefer the term 'happy little accident'

No, atheists believe THIS was a mistake.

it's the result of miscegenation between Canadians and Turks

wew

>getting trolled

Not a mistake, a reaction.

kek

>atheists
>believe
(You)

youtube.com/watch?v=O7eQKSf0LmY

When leafs attack.

Divine evolution implies that God is imperfect.

It's not a mistake. Once upon a time there was plenty bugs with many different colors. Then came predators and only those of the right color survived.

The end.

/evolution

kek, what?

What does that even mean? The argument has no relevance to the question of life, the second statement is not an appropriate conclusion outside of that very specific example. We aren't carbon on a piece of paper m8.

You should have stopped posting this thread when I made the selfie joke back in the day. Stopped using the internet preferably

Reminder sweden is the most atheist country in the world

Then how do you explain niggers? CHECKMATE!

thought it was the czechs

See

nah czech republic is

The leafs are becoming contagious...

fpbp

>plant needs to defend itself
>instead of becoming part plant part gun it becomes
A
FUCKING
LEAF

Being atheist is a principle

Getting fucked in the ass by muslim is a cultural thing

>Protestants believe Virgin Mary is not our holy queen.

Why the fuck have you not been banned yet you superfaggot leaf

says the consciousness of man

because bugs in general have really good eyes.
they can smell da pucci.

looks like a mistake to me

>Be an atheist
>Find a watch lying in the middle of a field
>"IT NATURALLY FOUND ITS WAY HERE BY ACCIDENT! NOBODY DESIGNED THIS!"

even though god exists, Christianity, Islam, and Judaism are bullshit that are wrong on the fucking ground.

no.

Or, it implies that God thinks on levels we cannot conceive of, and designed His creation with the ability to change and adapt over time.

The universe may have BEGUN with God's Creation, but once free will was introduced, it became something else.

If there is a God, He is doing this for reasons I cannot fathom. It could be that we are all an 3 billion year experiment on the effects of free will in an intelligently designed system.

Monkeys with Typerwriters, really.

allah's mum was calling him for dinner so he just copy pasted the leaf texture on the bug.

allahu akbar!

mosquitoes exist only to suck blood fuck and then die

>evolution
>mistake
choose one dumb cunt

They probably spray hormones in the air when they need to mate.

Sweden has an tiny amount of atheists, and an equally tiny amount of theists.
Most people are agnostic, or they dont even think about the concept of god/no god.

Also, we're fucked up not because of a lack of faith but because we were targeted by the zionists decades ago to become a test country for their plans for world domination and the death of the white man. Literally every single government since the 1960s has been a jewish puppet government.
50 years ago we were arguably the best country on the planet to live in, and of course that drew the attention of the longnoses.

Aside from fish eating the larvae and needing it, you're right. They have no real ecological importance.

Pretty sure that an athiest would say that it was made by, and subsequently found its way there through a long series of explainable cause and effect events.

Meanwhile a religious fag would say that god put it there 4000 years ago and it hasn't been touched since.

>let's ban facts

>Leaf posts a leaf bug on a leaf

Ebin

>Pretty sure that an athiest would say that it was made by, and subsequently found its way there through a long series of explainable cause and effect events.

>A watch

Hmm...........................................................................................

They actually leave a trail of gifts for their mate. I forgot the name of the term.

Fucking atheists

Actually the male eat plants and can actually be considered to do a bit for pollination.

Only the female is a bloodsucker.

Really make you sting.

Riddle me this, atheists:

The amount of water on Earth is 1.386*10^21 Litres.
Let’s assume that people will use only 2 litres of water per day. This is a lot less than people actually use, but for simplicity we'll only take the optimal drinking quantity per day.
There are 7 billion people on Earth. This means we drink 14 billion litres of water per day (14*10^9 Litres)
The Bible says that the Earth has only existed for around 6000 years. In that time we would only have been able to use 0.0014% of the water in the whole world.
Compare that to what the Atheists say - that life has existed for around 3 Billion years.
This would mean that we would have drunk 9.5 times the amount of water on the planet. This is obviously impossible since our oceans are not empty, in fact we have huge amounts of unused water!

Now what atheists?
Science is proving you wrong......

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuptial_gift

HAH, they also leave sperm gifts everywhere. Funny insects, I do that too.

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Clearly misunderstood my point, no surprise there.

So cells are not made out of "inanimate chemicals", but of magical soul materials?
What is your arugment here?

>leaf

Saw one of these the other day its was like the size of a hand

what did the leaf mean by this?

Shadilay.

There are no mistakes. There are only successful and unsuccessful mutations.

because drinking water somehow removes it from the planet.

Did it worked? Or did something tried to eat you?

Atheists are retarded, and evolution is just a fairy tale for adults.

Sup Muhammad

Its called evolution.

A long time ago this insect didn't look like a fucking leaf, maybe it was even red, idk

Birds kept hunting those red fuckers, and they had no chance

But one day one insect was born with a mutation, (like when people are born disabled)
It was born green.

He looked kinda like the leafs around him so bird could not see them very well.
So the green insects kept fucking other insects untill there were more and more green insects (because they inherited the"green genes" like when you say that a newborn baby looks like his father)

Now there were only green insects because all the red insects were eaten, so the birds started finding out about the green insects, and started hunting them.

But one day one insect was born with a mutation,
It looked like a fucking leaf.

Now the birds couldn't make out the leaf insects, and ate all the "normal" green insects

Leaf insect fucked a lot and made a lot of leaf insect babys, so now there are a lot of fucking leafs in this planet.


Excuse my bad english, but I hope you understand

Also I don't care if someone else explained this already, fuck you

Leaf poster posting leaf bug on leaf
>A FUCKING LEAF

>this is what atheists actually believe

leafs were a mistake
-OP

why are you upvoting? this isn't plebbit

Never forget there's a whole lot of species that have disappeared. Just imagine for a moment: there once were subniggers, even worse than the ones we have today, and those that survived are the best.

Still, even if the out of Africa theory is real, then the explanation is simple: Africa is a generous continent, there's food everywhere to be picked off the ground, Africans had it easy for millenias and never had to invent farming, herding, not even fishing, nor even teaching, and obviously, not writing. Not even fucking swimming for fuck's sake.

They had no challenge, so those that survived ended up simply better fit for running fast after antelopes, rather than having to adapt to changing situations, like crossing a river, starting a fire to pass a cold night and ward off savage beasts, and because a single life wasn't enough to learn all there was to be learnt about the steppes of the Middle East, and the dense jungles of Europe, only those that could accumulate knowledge and pass it down survived. It's even recorded countless times that before Europeans crossed Africa down to the south, most of the niggers there didn't even master FUCKING FIRE.

Europeans needed intelligence, niggers needed pretty much to run faster than other niggers. Our modern societies revolve around intelligence, it's only obvious niggers can't adapt. They only belong in a savannah, not even as hunters-gatherers, more as carrion-eater.

You quoted that the wrong way, and that makes it even funnier.

what if i believe in God?

If you don't have a belief in a god, you're an atheist. Either you believe or you don't, there's no in between, dummy.

Here is the problem with that. .05% of water on earth is drinkable, but the way the ecosystem that number stays the same. The water is recycled naturally, even when we drink it. The problem is that the population is going up.


t. Christian

>Religiousfags believe this is part of the mysterious plans of a loving god.