I'm in love with Mike Pence

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You realize this will get you sent to gay therapy right?

Mike "Zap a Jap" Pence

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Mike "Shalom" Pence

So I'm not the only one with erotic fantasies were Pence zaps me?

While Mike Pence was governor, his relationship with the Democratic minority in the legislature was crap. Someone on his staff suggested having the Democratic leaders over to the governor's mansion for dinner. The table was set for 20, but there were only around seven in attendance. One unlucky legislator stuck next to Pence tried to make conversation, but found even at dinner she couldn't shift Pence off his talking points. Gov. Pence shouted to his wife, Karen, his closest adviser, at the other end of the table.

"Mother, Mother, who prepared our meal this evening?"

The legislators looked at one another, speaking with their eyes: He just called his wife "Mother."Maybe it was a joke, the legislator reasoned. But a few minutes later, Pence shouted again.

"Mother, Mother, whose china are we eating on?"

Mother Pence went on a long discourse about where the china was from. A little later, the legislators stumbled out, wondering what was weirder: Pence's inability to make conversation, or calling his wife "Mother" in the second decade of the 21st century.

Nope.
>Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends.
I love Mike Pence...I would die for Pence.

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Mike "Ignite the Sodomite"
Mike "LGBT BBQ" Pence
Mike "I will give you fags a reason to be literally shaking" Pence

Mike "Turning Fruits into Vegetables" Pence

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I'm not. He is a religious bigot and the true POTUS. Don the Con is just the guy signing the order for the camera.

DONAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDD

GET THE CABLES

Why don't you just throw them off roof tops? It's been proven to work.

A
Fucking

Shit. Take your proxy off, Dave.

When Trump picked Pence as his running mate everyone on Sup Forums seemed disappointed.

What made him grow on ya'll?

Can they even name one right men have that women don't?

they were fags who thought he was boring but he was secretly a meme all along

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Better still- they name all the rights and advantages they have over men.

he looks and acts like the grizzled space marine general in Avatar.

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Mainly his comfy factor.

Mike loves you back.

You better be a grill then.

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me too m8

NO
NO NOOOO

>electrocuting people with DC
shit meme desu

He is a time traveller you know

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Vice-Presidential debate, he handled Kaine pretty well

>Mike "Electrocution is my final solution" Pence
>Mike "Let men in your bed, electrodes in your head" Pence
>Mike "If men you demand, off to the power plant"Pence
>Mike "Like 'em gay, taste electric railway" Pence
>Mike "If dick you admire, fear the electric wire" Pence
>Mike "Act camp and get the amps" Pence
>Mike "Blast gays with tesla rays" Pence
>Mike "Like men, dial up to 10" Pence
>Mike "Deus Volt" Pence
>Mike "Touch the jewels, get the joules! Pence
>Mike "Electron surge for those with the urge"
>Mike "Suck a cock, eat my glock" Pence
>Mike "If you're gay and proud, get the thundercloud" Pence
>Mike "If dicks make you damp, then I increase the amps" Pence
>Mike "Tase the rainbow" Pence
>Mike "Your peversion needs an electrical conversion" Pence
>Mike "It's the (alternating current year)" Pence
>Mike "Soap dropper meet live copper" Pence
>Mike "Dick in your chasm? Prepare to spasm" Pence
>Mike "LGBBQ" Pence
>Mike "Empty my mags on a crowd of fags" Pence
>Mike "AC/DC for the LGBT" Pence
>Mike "Think about a lobotamy before you engage in sodomy" Pence
>Mike "Feel the itch? I'll flip the switch" Pence
>Mike "Turning fruitcakes into vegetables" Pence
>Mike "Like men in nylon, become a human pylon" Pence
>Mike "Electric potential for homosexuals" Pence
>Mike "Putting fags into past tense" Pense
>Mike "A volt a day keeps the gay away" Pence
>Mike "Faggot medicine from Thomas Edison" Pence
>Mike "Orlando commando" Pence
>Mike "Raiden for gay men"
>Mike "The only power we're giving queers is volt times amperes" Pence
>Mike "Gay marriage gets you brain damage" Pence
>Mike "You Can Pray The Gay Away or Stay for the Hard Way: A Death Ray" Pence
>Mike "Ignite the Sodomite" Pence
>Mike "Shock for men sucking cock" Pence
>Mike "Electoral Volts" Pence
>Mike "Like a Trap? Get the Zap" Pence
>Mike "One Watt for Every Impure Thought" Pence
>Mike "Follow God's Path or Feel Tesla's Wrath" Pence
>Mike "These Fags I Will Not Kill, But You Gotta See My Electric Bill" Pence

>Mike "Kill a Gay, Every Day" Pence
>Mike "Smear The Queer" Pence
>Mike "Flay the Gay away" Pence
>Mike "No Mo' Homo" Pence
>Mike "Fear of the queer" Pence
>Mike "Unload a Mag in a Fag" Pence
>Mike "Killing Queers Every Year" Pence
>Mike "Faggots for Maggots" Pence
>Mike "Cocksucker Crusher" Pence
>Mike "Faggots in Fires" Pence
>Mike "Dykes on Spikes" Pence
>Mike "Zyk-B for Dykies" Pence
>Mike "Black Eye for the Gay Guy" Pence
>Mike "Flamer Maimer" Pence
>Mike "Hide your pride" Pence
>Mike "Steer Clear of the queer" Pence
>Mike "Bugger Plugger" Pence
>Mike "Carpet-Muncher Puncher" Pence
>Mike "Maim The Flame" Pence
>Mike "Frag the Fag" Pence
>Mike "A Beating a Day Keeps the Faggots Away" Pence
>Mike "Smash, Pound, Put the Fags in the Ground" Pence
>Mike "Bender Render" Pence
>Mike "Closet Cleanser" Pence
>Mike "Bury the Fairy" Pence
>Mike "No Queers 'round Here" Pence
>Mike "Sodomite Smasher" Pence
>Mike "Fruits to Juice" Pence
>Mike "Poofter Punisher" Pence
>Mike "Asslicker Kicker" Pence
>Mike "Man with a purse? Call a hearse" Pence
>Mike "Putting fags in bodybags" Pence
>Mike "mtf? Here comes death" Pence
>Mike "Trans rights? Fist fights" Pence
>Mike "LGBTFO" Pence
>Mike "He's a queen? Guillotine" Pence
>Mike "Fancy Hair? Electric chair" Pence
>Mike "It doesn't get better" Pence
>Mike "Equal rights, equal lefts" Pence
>Mike "Homophobe across the globe" Pence
>Mike "Gay guy gonna die" Pence
>Mike "Putting fags in bodybags" Pence
>Mike "sexually diverse get in the hearse" Pence
>Mike "rainbows to painbows" Pence
>Mike "AIDS Crusades" Pence
>Mike "homosex youre next" Pence
>Mike "lethal injections for gay erections" Pence
>Mike "trans catch these hands" Pence
>Mike "show pride, get fried" Pence
>Mike "Make America Straight Again" Pence
>Mike "Not particularly fond of homosexuals" Pence
>Mike "Alternating Current for Alternate Lifestyles" Pence

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I saw Mike Pence at a grocery store in Indianapolis yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>calling his wife "Mother"
...like President Ronny
calling his wife "Mommy" —
maybe it's a Republican thing?

My favorite Mike Pence names:

Mike "AC/DC for LGBT" Pence
Mike "The only power for queers is Volts times Amperes" Pence
Mike "It repents the sins or else it gets the cable again" Pence

Definitely the VP debate. Solidified his meme status forever.

Mike "Ass deflowered? The chair gets powered" Pence

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