CONVICTS ARE ESCAPING IN BRAZIL

IT BEGINS.

g1.globo.com/sp/bauru-marilia/noticia/2017/01/detentos-fogem-apos-rebeliao-em-penitenciaria-de-bauru.html

They took over prisons, killed more than 300 enemy inmates and they are now escaping.

IT IS FUCKING HAPPENING.

Prison system is collapsing.

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Where is this in the country

This seems too convenient. Did the lefties organize this?

are there any livestreams?
i remember watching Brazilian riot streams before the WC started, that was pretty comfy.

Holy shit, that looks intense. Do you have a gun?

The black part

really narrows it down

They will just get shot on sight so who cares

Again?

How did the plutocracy allow this to happen?l

>tfw 300 deaths would be a major happening in a country that mattered
>tfw this is not even worth clicking the link to me and 95% of Sup Forums
>tfw I would rather scroll through canadian b8 threads than look into this
>tfw your life is worth less than mine

feels kind of morbid, user

HUE IN BARBEQUE

That's the whole country.

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>They took over prisons, killed more than 300 enemy inmates and they are now escaping.
Can't wait to see the cops putting them down like dogs.

>Prison system is collapsing.
About daam time, maybe with a private prison system we can fight the criminality problem once and for all.

That's now how brazilian police works.

93% of homicides are not even investigated.

These guys are on the streets right now and will never be found.

I know myself three people who are escaped convicts.

What is worse is that these people were there because of violent crimes like rape and murder;

Checked

Apocalyptic.
youtube.com/watch?v=28sdV_DXSrU

>inmates
>people
Who cares if some rapists and murderers are killed, if they're a threat to innocents, they should just be mowed down like flies

What is worse is that yesterday they already started eating their enemies.

We will see more people escaping jails as soon as they run out of meat.

I, ah... what?

This is the sort of detail I expect to see in the executive summary.

>private prison system

How would that work? How can someone profit from prisons?

Last week a brazil user made a thread about inevitable military intervention to prevent exactly situations like these. What happened?

This.
These prison riots have been happening for a month now through the whole country. And guess What? No one gives a a shit besides the media. All the population Just want those fuckers to kill each other.

mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/cannibalistic-prisoners-feast-bbq-human-9682103
here you go senpai

Is anyone doing anything at all? How close are those jails to cities or towns?

Cool prison break

brazil is an example of what will usa look like in 2050.

>How would that work? How can someone profit from prisons?
The americans have been doing it for years, google it.

Militaries are cucks owned by the plutocracy.

The plutocracy also just killed a major judge who was in charge of judging corrupt politicians in a fake plane crash.

This country is fucked, we don't even have a decent opposition, as most people who oppose plutocracy are either faggot commies or meme lolbertarians.

Bloody hell...stay safe in that jungle.

dialy reminder that if it doesn't happen in Europe it's not a happening

dialy remindeR that if it doesn't happen in USA or Canada its not a happening

dialy reminder that if it doesn't happen in Australia its not a happening

dialy reminder that it was you who invaded the middle east

dialy reminder that it was you who elected a racist emporor

>sent to gaol for non-payment of my telly license
>get raped, killed, and eaten by savages

Seems a bit harsh.

Sounds like a spicy habbening brewing

The government will give a certain amount of money for each convict they hold.
The convicts will also do labor for the government and certain companies.

They use the prisoners as cheap/slave labour. Its a dumb idea.

Slavery was a fucking mistake.
Colonizing Africa was a fucking mistake.

Africa should have been quarantined and left as a natural preserve for mankind, with niggers still on the stone age, numbering only thousands, and with 20 year life expectancies.

We have spread this savage, genetic failure of a race throughout the world and allowed them to multiply with our technology and philantropy, like some tumor on mankind.

Can't you do anything right for once?

>private prison system

and the people who in shares in it will have shares in the media. and next thing you know rap is being blasted at you from every direction, and works of fiction are for some reason trying to guilt you to commit crime.

Not even Brazilians care m8. Most people are glad the criminals are killing each other.

GIB MONI

>brazil is an example of what will usa look like in 2050.
2018 if hilldawg had gotten more illegal votes .

eh, only the media cares about 'em, they can just keep killing and eating each other.

>tfw you'll never get to feed niggers at a wild safari exhibit and laugh at how weird they are

>and next thing you know rap is being blasted at you from every direction, and works of fiction are for some reason trying to guilt you to commit crime.
Do you have any idea what your average retarded Brazilian even listens to? It's Rap, but worse in every aspect, including musically.

They didn't know...

dont you have someone to rape , ahmed?

can Brazil get any worse?

Prison Architect is literally that in a game form.
You get paid for each inmate you house.

Arabic slavery is underestimated.
Also African internal slavery isn't mentioned.

Tbh m8, if this happened in some flyover middle of nowhere state like Wyoming, I'd care. They should just institute firing squads in all these massive shit holes. There are too many prisoners, too much of a burden on the people and when they get out they're going to keep nigging. Eventually, once all niggers-tier Brazilians are killed their nig genes will have been killed off by the firing squads

Time to deploy the Totenkopf Division.

>can Brazil get any worse?
Watch us.

Dumb bitch should've spread them to swing states instead hard blue ones.

is brazil going to become a true anarchist utopia now?

I can just imagine a gigantic Jurassic Park-style theme park with electric fences and signs saying "do not feed the negroes".

Fuck off stupid bird country.

can't you just bomb them?

do your duty and report them to the police

Brasil does not care, we do not care.

FBR

Won't they be mowed down by machinegun fire if they leave the courtyard?

Oh no a prison break i hope
Miguel scofield got out okay

>300
bullshit

Slavery was a mistake, but colonizing Africa was not, They could have been driven into the center, and the center made ever smaller.

URGENT MESSAGE FOR THE BRAZILIANS

Dont make send bomberman to your conutry again.

FINALMENTE SALVE GERAL!

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>Send in air force
>Bomb prison
>Send in army for cleanup
>No more prisoners

Problem solved, armed forces got some good targeting practice, everybody happy except prisoner family and who the fuck cares about them anyway.

And Brazil is our future JFC

>can it get any worse?
That's the question everyone here learns to never ask.

>I know myself three people who are escaped convicts.

Can elaborated on this? I'm genuinely curious.

But how Argentina would exist without your origins?

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So is this the apocalypse if you're in Brazil, or just a frightening event elsewhere in the country that probably won't affect you unless you're nearby?

>endanger your life for nothing
yeah no, it's not like the police is going to do anything about them

Yeah and they're gonna end up in your fucking backyard and they're probably gonna kill you while your back is turned shitposting

Let's be honest, what system in Brazil hasn't collapsed? Aside from the gangs, drug trafficking and rapings of course.

What is the background of all these mutinies, hue chan? It's been years since the last one before Manao and I doubt they are coincidences. Any new laws, a politician, drug trafficants, something?

BOLSONARO NOW, NOW, NOW.

The latter. Brazil is a country of criminals. There are only the very few exceptions, the ones at that haven't been/won't be caught, and the ones that have been/will be. It's livable if you learn to play by the rules. It's how rich people do. Doesn't mean you NEED to be corrupt. But you learn where to walk, what to have, and who to talk or not.

Arent South Americans extremely brutal police wise?
Action and reaction dictates that criminals know if whole nation goes into anarchy police will do martial law+full Deuterte on them?

Triples for truth

>You get paid for each inmate you house.
There was this system during 19th century in France, it was an horrible disaster: diseases, violence, famines etc...

C'mon again? again?? for fuck sake.

Send in max payne to clean them up

How long til dismemberments and beheadings are posted on bestgore

>government funded prisons based on how many prisoners you hold
So like a regular public prison? I'm turning my dung-uh I mean well secured property into an all female prison, could your government pay me to keep them there?

i think if i was in that prison on some drug charge i would run away instead of eating people, but i'm not brazilian so

youtube.com/watch?v=XTPfSNcSD-o

I honestly didn't believe they could even support prison systems in South America, so it's no surprise that the prisons in Brazil have failed. Hell I wonder how it didn't happen sooner.

Fucking human rights and leftist institution cucked us long ago.

We need a Duterte.

There's always new politicians, drug trafficants, and something. It can be a coincidence, it cannot be. Doesn't matter. You see, the thing people were rooting for and the only other option to nothing happening, ''military intervention'', isn't even doable since millitary isn't the same it was decades back as mentioned in the thread. Brazil is the prime example of a country that needs a war, Civil or not, to get right. People, and a lot of people, need to die. Things need to burn, the whole system, the whole country, re-done from scratch. And there aren't enough patriots in power to do such things.

The only thing to do is to live here as long as needed within the few safe zones. It's pretty much a modern crypto-tribal society.

What the other dude said. It's only bad in the city it's happening. What's more worrying is that we've been having this in prisons all over the place, but this one is the worst happening yet, by far.
Everything will be back to "normal" in a month, probably.

Does the cannibal aspect of the story change things any? Because I would be mildly worried if there was a big prison break within a few hundred miles of me, but my worry would be far greater if reports of people eating people went with the news.

Worse than ISIS

>IT BEGINS.

The end of times has arrived.

Well as you can see USA is using it in a very bizzare way.
Problem is that democracies are very lenient on crime which leads to more inmates which leads to prisons communicating with other criminals - and main reason you put them in prison is to isolate them from society in the first place.

>big prison break
See, these guys getting out means probably an increase in, like, 5% the number of criminals we got outside. A few dozen inside or outside doesn't change how dangerous things are anymore.

No. If i were to ask a neighbor, or he ask me, we'd just reply ''Heh, animals.'', as we joke about zombies and think about our semi-legal guns hidden somewhere in our homes. People here don't care, user. As much as you learn that ''nothing said on Sup Forums is as bad as it seems'', you learn that Brazil is the exception. It's a nightmarish place if you don't know the right places. It's a meh/alright place if you know where to go and how to behave.