Why don't you kill yourself user?

why don't you kill yourself user?

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cuz I stopped being a NEET and started from the bottom and worked my way up the oilfield ladder and am now making money hand over fist and banging just about any girl that I want.

Now that Trump is President, I could not imagine a better timeline.

The only shit part is that I work 6 days a week.

I thought about it. I'm too autistic. The only reason I don't is because of my dog

Because I'm not a pathetic NEET and life is actually pretty good

Because I have a good job and a qt black gf

this desu

Because I'm not a pussy and trump getting elected makes me wanna live

Pump my oil, slavecuck. This oven isn't going to make tendies on its own.

Because I've got arms, legs, and a functional head sitting on my body that is probably more useful put to work than dead. If I died someone else would have to clean up the mess. Not worth it. If you want to kill yourself, do it symbolically by dedicating your body to charity work or something. Even if you're worthless to yourself you're probably worth something to someone else.

Meh it will sort itself out

Because life is great right now, user!
>Making almost 200K/year
>Blonde hair/blue eyed qt gf
>Social life is the best it's been in years
>Trump is president

Cheer up lad!

Why? I love being alive.

dunno ebin :D:D :D

You got it, let it flow.

I'm 21, I have time to sort my shit out, and I think I am getting better, recently started getting fit.

BLEACHED.

>why don't you kill yourself user?

I don't want to.

obviously.

Jesus saved me from doing that.

I've thought it'll about it a lot. I think I may actually be touched in the head with my strange habits and shitty social skills.

If I don't end up making it back to school or my one fallback plan I'll just go out in the woods and an hero.

I need to browse /pol

Because I have a family, a great job, and I'm loving life.

I don't want to hurt my parents who haven given themselves 100% to see me happy.

There are tons of amazing things in this world that I have yet to see or experience. I just gotta get some money.
Unfortunately I am going to college and want to make video games, so it might be a long time before I get to do all the things I want to do that aren't those
But one day

I was about to do it the night trump got elected, if hillary would have won i would be dead, he was literally the only source of happiness for me.

Now i hope he will cuck germany with our economy, so we can't afford more refugees.

And i hope the overall mindset in global politics will change, so i have a reason to fight for my country.


His election showed me that not all hope for this world is lost.

Also i believe in Kek now, i worship him and i often witness his gifts to me.

It's like a tunnel of light and hope opened for me and kek leads me through it.

SHADILAY! HEIL KEK!

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I'm not done with the all the winning yet

Because i've read stirner and realised that you can do whatever the fuck you want

Because it's gonna take a lot of good people to MAGA.

>great job
>great wage
>great family and friends
>happily divorced
>no kids

Why in the shit would I want off this ride?

Jesus says no.
I'll have a glorious death instead.

I've realized that I've become genuinely depressed and sometimes that does make me feel kind of a lack of will to go on, but I could never kill myself because I have children and I also think that it's wrong to kill yourself and you don't know how you might effect your journey into and through the afterlife.

16 years

because a friend I had (more of a friend of a friend as time past) died last Winter and for some reason it really hit me.

I don't want to mess with anyone's lives like that, even though they all spent months and months of not acknowledging me at all.

too pussy

because i enjoy the challenge of living.

Trump got elected, I kinda wanna see how this plays out

Because I'd rather live. Struggle and improve myself and create the present I want. And to live in accordance with the Divine Law.

It's hard though senpai. I'm finally seeing solid gains from weight lifting, but I'm still a social sperg and I have no idea what to do career wise even though I have a degree. One step at a time though I guess.

My continuous existence annoys several people. That is all the reason for living a man can ever hope to have.

I would have if I didn't need to take care of younger relatives in place of their deceased parents. I see a future for them that I never saw for myself. As corny as that sounds, I think it's worth living for.

Please reconsider your emotional dependancy on the outside world and spooks. Thank you.

What the fuck thats brilliant

Kys makes sense only when you have no more options, if you have even the smallest chance to reach your most irrelevant goal you have to fight.

im not an individualist leftist cuck so no.

I tried. Ended up in A&E (ER) for like 9 hours.

I still want out, but I still have this naive hope that my psych appointment next week might come to more than just me leaving in tears again.

because
>gf, to be wife hopefully
>job
>hopefully family one day
>hopefully children

i'm working on it. going with the liver failure option cause i really hate myself. already had a mini stroke once and thrown up blood and bile before, stomach's got all these fucked up grimy veins on it

1) Im uncertain how I would do it
how its done leads me to
2) Who finds me
ultimately leading to
3) How people will portray me to my living family

As an example if I were to overdose I wouldnt want my young family members to find me and I wouldnt want people to think that my mom had a druggie son.

Its really a long thought out process

Works for me, Senpai

why not stick it out and see what happens though, if you're going to kill yourself anyway..

im going to die anyway!

Jesus Lopez?

Get out normal fags. Reeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

>Because I've got arms, legs, and a functional head sitting on my body that is probably more useful put to work than dead.
So do I, but I can't find any energy or motivation to put it to actual use, and the few times I tried has made me realise how inadequate all my effort are.

Nothing really gives me any sense of satisfaction or fulfilment. But killing myself would break my mom's heart, so that's a no go. And my wife's too I guess. And I have a huge ass backlog of games and movies to consume, and of places to visit so I don't want to miss out, though I don't know if and when will I ever get to it.

Either way, shit sucks pretty bad.

Because there are things that I enjoy and life ain't that awful (it still is a bit awful though).

>tfw nobody checking those

cuz I need to keep an eye on you fags

Just go into the fucking woods or mountain and throw yourself off a very deserted cliff or something. Whilst chewing on some cyanide pills, and as you're falling, try to shoot yourself as well.

It will be a baffling scene if they find you.

if all that was true you wouldn't be here, user. now tell us about your true life.

>>happily divorced
Hahá
C U C
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My waifu would be sad

I still have hope of attaining biological immortality so I can fuck off from this planet in to the cosmos as a scientist/assassin travelling trough solar systems in the future.

Cause I'm scared

liberal tears sustain me

Because if I kill myself, I won't see the end of Attack on Titan, among other things.

I can't die yet, no matter how much I want to. Every day is a fucking struggle and I only exist, not live, but it must be this way if I want to see to the end my favorite things.

>why don't you kill yourself user?
It is up to God when I die. Its wrong to put myself in the place of God.

Don't let your dreams be dreams, Lithuania.

I hate myself so much that I unironically wish I would turn into a real life furry in my sleep.

Havent found the courage yet

>Cause I'm scared

Of what?

You have to die sometime. I think that's nice.

You can't be scared of the inevitable. Either you are cursed or you will die and being that you can do nothing about that why worry about death?

Mortal men have to be born and have to die but their souls are eternal. You may as well be scared of breathing. No point of being worried or scared. It is as it is meant to be.

Why would I? Human society is horrible, but life is amazing. It's amazing to be alive and feel things.
And since the end will come no matter what, why the rush?

>attaining biological immortality

Then you will never attain it. That beings aid it is a kind of hell. Like being perpetually help back in remedial education because you are too failed to move on with your peers.

Blind hatred keeps me alive. If I live on maybe one day I will be able to get some revenge on all those assholes that have disrespected, wronged and mocked me in my life.

This

Best
Timeline
Ever

Care about my family too much but I think about it everyday for about 6 years now

ITT
>i don't want to kill myself because i do have a well-paying job and a gf
>i do want to kill myself because i don't have a job or gf
This placing comfort/security and pleasure above all else is a mental-illness, you are starving your spirit.