War on Brazil

I wish America would just invade Brazil already. This country is so big and diverse - it has everything from beaches, jungles, highlands, grasslands, favelas and big cities. It is just huge. It would be a hell of a fun war. Of course, we would easily win due to our unmatched military superiority. And on top of that it would be a profitable war. We'd steal all of the Brazilian resources like iron, gold, oil and wood. We would also arrest all the politicians and fight the drug lords. Our soldiers would fuck Brazilian bunda and from my knowledge Brazilian women like first worlders for some reason. In the end, it would be a win-win relation for both America and Brazil.

Plese convince me why we shouldn't go to war with Brazil.

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Please fucking nuke Rio de Janegro while you're at it.
twice to be sure

kek it would be vietnam x10000000

>it's the thread in which a brazilian exchange student pretends to be american again
the ameristan does not care about us and that's fine as it is

Bring it on, amerilard.
We'll crush you.
Republic of Bunda will rise again.

Don't you touch my son.

Vietnam had the support of a nuclear superpower and on its border it had an ally with one billion people. Besides, the US never really invaded North Vietnam. We even technically won the war until the democrats stepped in and fucked up everything. With Brazil it would be different because we would have the support of good part of the local population, we would actually be invading the country and you don't have a superpower or a giant ally right on your border to protect you. If we defeated Iraq in 2003 we can defeat anyone who is weaker than Iraq, and you are definetely weaker than the Iraqi military under Saddam Hussein. Brazil has no navy, no air defense, tank force or the logistics to counter an US invasion.
Of course. One of the reasons this war would benefit humanity as a whole would be the insane amount of deaths of niggers and mestizos.

>calling himself Republic of Bunda
fucking retarded child

Don't you have a Muslim immigrant to prep for your wife, Pedro?

you ruined everything though