How does a NEET move to America? I want to live in America and travel around the country...

How does a NEET move to America? I want to live in America and travel around the country, meeting people and enjoying a Trump presidency. Will Ameribros let me through the border?

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c-can i come too?

Can I steal your shit after you leave? I beg you!

please let us in ameribros

Get a job

>108855273
pleaseee

Since when has a gypsy had the courtesy to wait until you're gone before they start stealing?

yes gypsy bro, you may.

Just tell them that you're back to see if the lazy colonials have finished the repairs to the queens colonial home yet.

I served in the meme war in the foreign volunteers division, I have served your country ameribro, is that not enough?

OPEN THE GATES

D-delete dis pls

I live in New England AKA the place you limeys take too fucking literally and pour in to teaching shitty biased history classes and meekly trying to use your accent to cover up for your lack of humor. Lobsterback cunts

>Will Ameribros let me through the border?
No. Go allah ackbar elsewhere.

You are confined to Minnesota residency. That's the best I can do.

>tfw merica will never let you in cause ur too white

I will provide acess to the holy burger land

Do you have skype UKbro?

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Nooooooooooo 1984 is coming here guy. It's happened to me. You have no idea what you are saying... it's only going to get worse.

>wants to emigrate to different country just to obtain the states welfare without providing any skills
Many such cases! Very sad!

post a picture of your hand so we can make sure you're not a mudshit subhuman.

sweden not until you remove kebab, everyone else
>maybe

if you're white and have a skill set.

Trump appointed me the decision maker on who from Sup Forums we let in. Take my word for it

Immigration system is designed so that people with no high skill labor or relatives in the country have any sort of path to citizenship, other than the green card lottery.

Also if you are a NEET go to California, they are by far the most generous with NEET bucks.

No

Only if you kill a nigger or jew upon arrival

just go though mexico its easy millions made it though

Move here and we can start gay NEETs for Trump HQ.

shoo shoo, bong

You don't. You fucking rot in Britain like you're supposed to.

Count me in, i wanna visit an american qt i met, we can gangbang her

>Count me in,
you can go to a nearest walmart and take all of them you want. we dont need them

i just live here am i am in no way ethnically swedish nor am i born here

We only want skilled labor. Fucking reeeeeeee we need to stop allowing unskilled migrants in to displace our already poor American fucktards

Yes Achmed, that's part of the problem

I'm sorry Swedebro, I don't.

I'm white Ameribro, I promise.

I just want to enjoy your country, why do you deny me this?

we don't your search is over come home white man :)

get a job or you're no better than a beaner

I was actually surprised when i went to arizona i met some hard working beaners, only prob was they were illegal and are about to go back..whether they like it or not.

let me in im gook with american blood

Are you white? If so I honestly recommend you move to America, just try to learn English please.

america should have a citizenship toll or something. would be neat

If your white I'm ok with you being here but please just try to learn English and try to bring a good marketable skill so that you can at least contribute

Sure you can


May to discuss how to boost US-UK migration with Trump, say sources
PM’s approach following exploratory talks with Australia raises prospect of a ‘kith and kin’ immigration policy after Brexit

theguardian.com/politics/2017/jan/23/theresa-may-donald-trump-us-uk-immigration

Probably. Their border protection and immigration policy is piss weak.

Go to the US embassy nearest you and apply. All are welcome here, provided you respect our laws. If you intend to stay, make a sincere effort to learn our ways.

We'd find that refreshing, and welcome you with open arms, just like we did the millions who came through Ellis Island, (after proper vetting, of course).

We wanna be the melting pot. We just don't wanna die because of it.

>implying
The US immigration track is very strict

is it really that simple?

By 2018, Trump paves America with gold, vaporwave plays 24/7 from neon street lamps, and healthcare is replaced with eternal life extension technology.

Pls let me in.

My contribution is raising the white percentage.

>We wanna be the melting pot.
Fucking lol. No wonder you're only 63% white and dropping.

It's not. He has no clue what he is talking about.

He have a pretty stringent process when it comes to moving to live. Although 6 month stay is easier, many get denied especially if it's noticed you are bring long term living items.

Yes. If you claim political asylum, it's even quicker.

We have always prided ourselves on taking in the, "wretched refuse from your teaming shores".

Somebody knocks on our door with a smile and a box of Dunk's, we open it. You're wearing a hood, we get the shotgun. Just like your own home.

I'll come over for a vacation first xoxo

wwwDOTuscitizenshipDOTinfo

So joining the US military is a free citizenship basically?

honestly go work and travel or do farmwork
i worked on canadian farms, was one of the best times in my life. you have to be somewhat lucky to not end up with some nut, but usually farmers are fucking based.

Couldn't tell you. Ask at the embassy. Seems to me, if you are willing to die for this country, it should.

Nope. I'm carrying enough lazy fucks. Let your betters in the UK carry you.

17 casualties in 2017 so chances are alright

2016*
guess retardation isn't a good thing though

Seems like it. Travel here for vacation. Walk into a recruiters office, (most cities have them), sign up.

wwwDOTuscisDOTgov/news/fact-sheets/naturalization-through-military-service-fact-sheet

I've heard the US military can jew you out of shit if you're not careful

I'm a vet. Never heard this. Everything I experienced fighting for my country was adamantly positive.

If you are genuinely a team player, and take a vested interest in doing a good job, the military is one of the best things that can happen to a young man.

The ones why decry it are the ones who didn't try.