Itt: TALK LIKE WOMEN

>most of my friends are guys because girls are full of drama XD

shut up alan

>what are you doing


(repeat 10x a day)

I'm not like the other girls.

>other girls don't like me for some reason

vagina

If that man says he likes my ass one more time im gonna punch him in the dick. I swear

its 2017 i can't believe we're still talking about this

>what are you doing?

I want to birth babies for the white race.

>UGH I hate women.

...

"I just like to be myself. I don't worry what others think."

>thinks and acts exactly like every other woman

Nice try, I know you are really a trap. Maybe they can grow you a womb in a lab you can finally live your dream.

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I'm not like other girls, im unique.
Im into stuff like roller derby, shitty tattoos, pin up girls and rockabilly.

Women be like:
The most precious possession you have in the world is your own people.
And for this people, and for the sake of this people, we will struggle and fight!
And never slacken!
And never tire!
And never lose courage!
And never despair!

Check'd

>Watcha thinking of?

Tyrone is just a friend you have nothing to worry about.

>i dress like this because its comfortable

Why are you in my house

行く行く行く行く
あああああああああああああ

*uncontrollable fake laughter*

This isn't politics. This is Sup Forums tier shit, and worse, its underage shit.

fucking this,

huge red flag

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Like, Literally, I can't even.
>God I want to shoot myself why can't I own a gun ffs.

>its comfortable

>dresses like whore, dyes hair orange

"God! Why do people have to, like, stare at me? I hate that!"

This

Fpbp

Wham. Truth bomb.

>chad is so fucking hot

i just got a new bra and panty set from Victoria's Secret, do you wanna see? OMG, is my bra strap showing? tee hee! i hope you don't mind being around my underwear, even though we're just friends! XDDDD

>feelings
>feelings
>feelings
>feelings
>feelings
>feelings

>did you know john stared at my ass , wow what a creep

>did you know CHAD stared at my ass , WOW he is so hot i wish he would ask me out

;)

He's not in love with me he's just driving 2 hours to see me even though I told him I probably won't meet up with him! We're just friends!

Its ok for girls to lust after hot men because they experience x3 the sexual attraction men do!

I'm talking to my abusive ex again because he's really changed!

You guys talk to shit women

I know I've been laughing all night and dinner was really nice! ... but let's just stay friends alright! Hehe thanks you sweetie lets do this again sometime!

>I want men to be equal in as many ways as possible
>I want a man who is strong, brave, smart, tall and experienced

kek

and rich

>but let's just stay friends