this is the man we could of had as president, i want that to sink in
Is ted cruz /our guy/ afterall?
Connor Cruz
David Thomas
>it's real
Josiah White
Ted Cruz is a pretty decent guy and I would've taken him in a universe Trump doesn't exist.
Samuel Garcia
tiggered
Lucas Adams
...
Samuel Smith
If only Cruz wasn't a bloviating phony canadian spic
Matthew Thompson
Lying cuck who would've been a puppet like anyone else who wasn't Trump.
Jason Walker
Is Ted (our goy) for 2024? Seems like the only guy that can beat Paul Ryan for the nomination
Colton Myers
I see Trump taught Ted well
Isaiah Cruz
Ted got bantz
twitter.com
Dylan Brown
wow ted cruz was an even bigger faggot cuck as a child, impressive austism face/creepy giant look there.
Cooper Richardson
>Ted Cruz posted a meme
What timeline is this
Wyatt Davis
the best one
Jeremiah Richardson
The best one
Jacob Scott
Glad Cruz is back on our side.
Nathan Gomez
I got no problem with being a cruz missile now, especially since he bent the knee.
Isaac Davis
I was a #cruzmissile literally until the day he dropped out of the primary race. He's always been /myguy/. Hopefully he'll be /mysupremecourtjustice/ too in the near future
Lincoln Foster
>article by Ashley (((Feinberg)))
Justin Evans
>Justice Cruz
That would be awesome. We shall see.
Leo Nguyen
Maybe if there's a retirement/death during Trump's administration. Looks like Neil Gorsuch is gonna be Scalia's replacement.
Jayden Gomez
Ted has always been /ourguy/.
Ignore these goys
Grayson Perez
Literally who
Elijah Price
toplel
Aiden Ross
...
William Nguyen
Trump's administration offers everything Ted's would have and more. At least everything I want.
Noah Foster
This is now a Tedpost thread.
Ayden Turner
...
Henry Allen
ted cruz is a good guy and he actually cares about the constitution
Joshua Perez
Cruz was a victim of memes and Trump, he was a really good candidate but he wasn't well enough equipped for Trump. I fell for the memes and voted for Trump over him in the general. I like Trump but I like Cruz better.
Adrian Howard
...
Brayden Cook
His redeption arc was the highlight of the last weeks of The Election.
Hunter Roberts
If Ted won we'd still be cucked. But more patriotic
Angel Long
My second choice candidate. Wouldn't have been upset to vote for him, but Trump is far more entertaining.
Jackson Morgan
>could of
kys
Hudson James
Jordan Morgan
...
Ian Sanchez
>Could of
Luke Martin
He's the real constitutional conservative choice.
Angel Taylor
Cruz was "that kid"
Levi Hernandez
...
Zachary Wright
Lol what a boss
Jace Hill
DAAAHHHNAAAAALDD
Colton Clark
...
Jacob Green
If he never sperged out on Trump and turned into an enemy he would be pretty damn close to that world domination position he wanted.
Gavin Flores
I love how Sup Forums despised him until he started to suck Trump's peenor
Benjamin Morgan
...
Brayden Mitchell
DAHNALD. Hand over the senators, DAHNALD ITS OVER
Connor Brown
He's kind of a weird offputting guy but he can be pretty funny.
Wyatt Gray
>Its real.
Nathaniel Roberts
>what do I win
Not the delegates.
Cheeky cunt.
Angel Bell
Nolan Cox
He's the hero we deserve, but Don is the hero we need right now.
Logan Thompson
...
Elijah Howard
>ted cruz is a good guy
Kevin Wood
>implying he's not
This guy's crusin for a brusin
Ethan Hernandez
>could of
Thank God your guy didn't win.
Sebastian Sanchez
why exactly?
Cameron Thompson
Maybe this is what Cruz needed all along. When he embraces KEK and memes, he can be great.
Luke Morgan
he looked handsome, why is he so ugly now
Grayson Hernandez
Why does kek love Canadians so much? Is it to make us rage? Is kek toying with us?
Dominic Sanders
How the fuck is anyone ok with grandpa Munster now? He showed his true colors when he got some of the states in the primaries to just call off voting. We don't need votes here I'll just take all the delegates and save some time thanks.
He is fine on policy but he is full on hook nosed
Isaac Green
>decent guy
lol did you forget what he did to sleepy ben?
in another universe the choice was between carlson or paul
Wyatt James
kek
Adam Cox
Robert Diaz
Because he's a pedantic fucker that ignores the typos Trump makes. Granted I don't care about a typo as long as they are corrected, but really i think we can all agree that he's being a pedantic fucker because he is a leaf, and Ted would be ashamed at this guy.
Brandon Parker
>this is the (((woman))) who wrote the article
also this is a sports website launched by Gawker kek
Parker Harris
Adrian Anderson
so basically because hes not a celebrity
Anthony Hernandez
What a hellhole that universe would be.
Aiden Kelly
Basically
>Implying Ted memes aren't good
Juan Long
If it wasn't for Trump, Cruz wouldn't even have gotten close to the nomination. Jeb or Rubio would have won an easy win and then Hillary would have beat him, as was planned by the elite.
Evan Hughes
...
Matthew Hill
Jackson Moore
Hi there. Why don't you step outside with me. But first, I'm going to need you to delete this. I am not asking, I am making demands.
Oliver Peterson
Ted Cruz is still a kike cocksucker. He is useful only on a leash, and when his target is even bigger kike cocksuckers on the left.
Jaxon Collins
I respect Ted Cruz' pussy game.
Nigga got game.
Benjamin Torres
It's such a shame Ted didn't bend the knee earlier. He would've benefited a lot under Trump's administration.
Austin Thompson
If he got rid of his wife sure, I'm not sure how I'd feel with a president with a wife that works for goldman kikes.
Jack Morris
What does she even do there?
Adam Baker
Redeemed rato was one of the better storylines of this election
But he still has much penance to pay to be pres
David Butler
He wouldn't have beaten the liberal stronghold. Trump was the only person capable of pulling that off because he was willing to break all the rules everyone rolls over for.
Dominic Evans
What do any of them even do there?
Aaron Carter
If he wasn't so shit on foreign policy he'd be great
Alexander Ross
>the year is 2021
>the Trump/Cruz ticket underperformed in a pitiful 438-55 victory over the Clinton/Obama ticket
>Trump blames lack of voter ID laws, but keeps his humor
>"those damn spics couldn't resist Chelsea's mustache and Michelle's giant ass"
>kek
>"not so fast" a shot rings out
>Grayson Allen runs on stage as Dahnald falls to his knees holding his chest
>"the delegates dahd, the delegates are all yours"
>Jesus Christ himself descends and pats Ted on the back
>every Muslim within 10,000 miles disintegrates
>America lifts off the face of the planet and floats all the way to Heaven
Ryan Powell
How high is she? Is she like a CEO? Or a secretary? What?
I kinda have to agree on this. It's not that I feel Cruz wouldn't have fought, but I feel he lacked a certain charisma. I don't think he would've been able to overcome the lying media with his tactics.
Ayden Fisher
Arrrggg, hand o'er the delegates, Dahnald, or walk the plank!
Brayden Ward
and how is this any better with trump putting his donors people from goldman kikes in his administration
Matthew Nguyen
AWK, hand over the delegates!
Ethan Hall
For me it was trump, him Carson
Bentley Anderson
he learned so much from the God Emperor
>let's hope he isn't Horus.
Josiah Edwards
In 2005, she went to work for Goldman Sachs as a private wealth manager.[22] After serving at Goldman Sachs for seven years, Cruz was promoted in 2013 to regional head of the Southwest United States for the Investment Management Division in Houston.[4][14][23][24]
She also worked at JP Morgan Chase, Merrill Lynch
Cooper Bell
Dahnald I've taken an apprentice. Hand over the delegates.
Oliver Taylor
No way.
Carson Fisher
You're right, that's not good.
Since when did I say I supported that?
John Gonzalez
From what I understand that doesn't really involve any kikery. Looks less shady than Donalds picks but I really don't have a problem with his picks in the first place (yet)
Blake Hernandez
who is deadspin and why are they so rude?
Easton Brown
If he cared about the constitution he wouldn't have run for President, seeing as how he's not a natural born citizen.
Josiah Edwards
And why is a sports website posting a bunch of political shit about ted cruz and unions?
Can't anything be non-political nowadays?
Brody Baker
He is a naturalized Citizen. He became a Senator with no problems, he could become President with no problems.
Thomas Myers
>the markets are up in the cross multiverse meme trade
>trading memes from alternate realities