CANZUK GENERAL

CANZUK is a proposed interstate union between Canada, Australia, New Zealand, and the United Kingdom. If it united, it would be one of the worlds largest economies, with one of the most powerful militaries, an arsenal of nuclear weapons, and would be the single largest sovereign state on Earth.

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canzuk.org/

>Commonwealth Freedom of Movement Organisation
cfmo.org/

>CFMO petition to allow freedom of movement between CANZUK nations
change.org/p/parliament-of-the-united-kingdom-parliament-of-australia-parliament-of-canada-parliament-of-new-zealand-advocate-and-introduce-legislation-promoting-the-free-movement-of-citizens-between-the-uk-canada-australia-and-new-zealand

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Let's just get this out of the way first.

All in agreement?

Bump

Sounds good to me!

;_;

>canada
no

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I'm going to move to Canada and follow my dream of being a teacher in a nigh class. I want to teach the Canadians the ways of shitposting so our banter is global and connected.

It will be the greatest shit posting power the world has ever known.

It'd be a slow process, could just be the UK and AUS to start with, especially post-brexit with your Govt calling for relaxed borders between our nations

Will the Queen still be head of state?

Can we use New Zealand to house all our minorities?

keksimus maximus

They will just go back, NZ is has no jobs.

If we want. Could be a United Empire. Currently though we just to enforce our shared identity, we can sort out the constitutional shit later.

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FUCK

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LEAF

SMELL

Who should we deport first? Chinks, pakis, or Arabs?

RIDE

Leafs

well i was going to go for fuck a leaf smell a queef but you fucking had to ruin it didnt you

You mean the Commonwealth? It's a thing already sort of. We could be tighter though

Remove Canada and I support.

No niggers or pakis can come to Australia.

I masturbate to Anime and own a variety of dragon dildos.

>LEAF SMELL
>LEAF SMELL RIDE!
>LEAF SMELL RIDE LEAF RIDE SMELL!!!!
>*guitar solo*

Well that's our new national anthem sorted

Cheers lad

A COWBOY

YOU FUCKING BRIT.

Hey user, that's a great idea.

Put me in the screen shot

We have to dream bigger

We have to recruit....them. The one who revolted. The country that must not be named.

Only then can Western Civilization be saved

Hail Britannia

I'm not too thrilled about involving the whole Commonwealth in freedom of movement. Particularly India/Pakistan and some of the African members...

*However* I'm fully in support of a western & anglophone modern reincarnation of the Empire.

Canada is not Anglo

I like this.
I wanna move to canada and obtain a qt white wife and live near snow.
Pure Anglo blood will rule.
Gib pls

why is canada allowed

>relaxed borders
>called by a republican
that's so they get more muslims, bong. Then when Turnbull calls a republic vote the majority of AUS will vote YES so they don't get any more.
Master play.

So, you want to make Five Eyes specifically without the US, the most important country in the world?

Good luck

So we can invade their lands.

We need to liberate South Africa and Rhodesia.

>wanting more niggers

paki detected.

>what is ethnic cleansing

Have fun invading our lands with no guns lmao.

>1 in 10 aussies own guns
>5 in 10 leafs own guns

Hey WTF guys?? Where is our invite???

Also lets take back South Africa.

Come on ladies, unionism

Fuck no. New Zealand has so much natural beauty, minorities would just ruin that. All the non-whites can be moved to Nunavut, that territory is too sparsely populated and lacking in diversity.

Fuck yes, if this happens then one of two things will happen

1) All the white people in Canada will leave to NZ or Aus and maybe the UK.

2) All the colored people will leave Canada because it is to cold and they will have choices that are much more to their taste like Aus.

You guys made a big fuss about getting out of it, to the point of tipping a whole bunch of perfectly good tea into the ocean

So basically fuck off, you chose this.

I don't think the snow chinks would be happy about that, they're already angry towards whites living there.

who the fuck says it needs an invasion

We are the Empire's legacy, and god damn do i want it back.

i listen to the stories of my grandparent and grand aunt on how there used to be shit like Empire day, how they used to sing God Save the Queen etc.

i want to return to that

our migration is getting wierd

We will soon lad. Shilling on plebbit is probably a good place to start, /r/the_donald would get behind it and give it some more public attention

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Why don't you just call it

"The Common Wealth"

And accept it already exists.

b8?

We want closer ties lad. Post Brexit will offer us opportunities to be Gods

Dude

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Commonwealth_of_Nations

Who do we mock after queen lizzy bites the dust?

problem is that the Commonwealth as an international organisation is full of non Anglo-nations

the Commonwealth is good for maintaining great relations and cooperation with the former members of the Empire, but it's not really a good framework for an Anglo union.

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Yes, they should.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imperial_Federation

>tfw the dream of your first Prime Minister was Imperial Federation
>He died before that could be accomplished
>WW1 and WW2 happened permanently destroying the dream
>tfw Imperial Federation could be a thing again

This Aussie makes a good point

It will be a thing again lad

Hence why it'll only be Canada, Aus, NZ, and the UK

No we don't want to share our resources with a cramped little islamic island

Correct but as of today there is only a proposition of more freedom of movement between the UK and Australia.

Which isn't really something I care about given that the UK is full of trash anyway. Fuck m8, If I ever went over there I doubt I could understand half of em due to how strong their accent is.

>Canzuk
I already now Trudope can suck dick.

>Canada was supposed to be founded as a country with equality between English and French
>the Anglos spend all their time LARPing about becoming a British colony again and unlimited Anglo immigration

The Anglo really is the Devil's chosen people

isnt this already a thing?

Fuck Canada though. Lets stick with the bongs and the sheepfuckers.

>Canada was supposed to be founded as a country with equality between English and French
telling this much of a lie to not realize you were cucked to the extreme

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Right, so might as well band together and shitpost into oblivion.

Oh god can you imagine the power of combines Can-Aus-Brit shitposting?

youtube.com/watch?v=XxGhzQ9JvrU

We could do anything

Literally what? does this mean it's ok to grab your mom by the vag sometimes or what?

CANZUKUS WHEN

>implying canada can shitpost
There's a difference between shitposts and shit posts.

>ANZ
Impossible without America because ^ relies on them for protection

Teach us senpai

>>Canada was supposed to be founded as a country with equality between English and French
>>the Anglos spend all their time LARPing about becoming a British colony again and unlimited Anglo immigration

Who the fuck ever said that?

The English and French went to war, the French got their asses handed to them and they got subjugated. We were never "equal" in any way. You should be kissing our asses for giving you any rights at all, it seems like it would have been much better to just kick you ungrateful fucks out considering all the trouble you've caused.

Shieeeeet

the moment you get praised for shitposting you're a bad shitposter, traditionally speaking desu. canada's doing something right if we're universally hated and cause butthurt whenever we post.

>what is the anglosphere
It's already a thing

It's not butthurt, it's pity.

On one hand this would be neat, but on the other hand I'm weary of having another level of overhead and bureaucracy and honestly there's just no practical need for us to do it.

I would personally like it for freedom of movement and business though desu.

Quebec can separate, then beg to get back in before being denied.

You will never stop the Eternal Anglo.

Fuck off faggot. I lived in the UK for two years and you have waaaaaaaaaaay too many shit skins for this to work.

Maybe NZ, Oz and us but you can suck a dick.

No, if anything we'll be the majority in Canada one day

>the army that invaded New France was literally bigger than the entire population of New France at the time
>Anglocucks are proud of this and console themselves by imagining that if you lose a war 300 years ago, you lost forever

>Quebec would be a shithole without us!
>t. oil-based economy

You visited London didn't you

Explain the response to >108888888

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This.
U.K. can get fucked
UK has too many Muslims that would take advantage of this union and come to Australia .

>I lived in London let me tell you about Britain
We're as white as Australia/Around 15% whiter then you libcucks

fuck off, we dont want the free movement of shitskins.