CANZUK is a proposed interstate union between Canada, Australia, New Zealand, and the United Kingdom. If it united, it would be one of the worlds largest economies, with one of the most powerful militaries, an arsenal of nuclear weapons, and would be the single largest sovereign state on Earth.
I'm going to move to Canada and follow my dream of being a teacher in a nigh class. I want to teach the Canadians the ways of shitposting so our banter is global and connected.
Mason Taylor
It will be the greatest shit posting power the world has ever known.
Justin Martin
It'd be a slow process, could just be the UK and AUS to start with, especially post-brexit with your Govt calling for relaxed borders between our nations
Blake Campbell
Will the Queen still be head of state?
Jeremiah Cook
Can we use New Zealand to house all our minorities?
Blake Fisher
keksimus maximus
John Walker
They will just go back, NZ is has no jobs.
Camden Murphy
If we want. Could be a United Empire. Currently though we just to enforce our shared identity, we can sort out the constitutional shit later.
Wyatt Young
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Easton Adams
FUCK
Carter Bailey
A
Robert Ramirez
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Asher Moore
LEAF
Nicholas Garcia
SMELL
Isaac Wilson
Who should we deport first? Chinks, pakis, or Arabs?
Jackson Scott
RIDE
Ryan Sullivan
Leafs
Justin Stewart
well i was going to go for fuck a leaf smell a queef but you fucking had to ruin it didnt you
Jack Jenkins
You mean the Commonwealth? It's a thing already sort of. We could be tighter though
Aiden Russell
Remove Canada and I support.
David Mitchell
No niggers or pakis can come to Australia.
Julian Murphy
I masturbate to Anime and own a variety of dragon dildos.
We have to recruit....them. The one who revolted. The country that must not be named.
Only then can Western Civilization be saved
Hail Britannia
Thomas King
I'm not too thrilled about involving the whole Commonwealth in freedom of movement. Particularly India/Pakistan and some of the African members...
Isaiah Hall
*However* I'm fully in support of a western & anglophone modern reincarnation of the Empire.
Michael Allen
Canada is not Anglo
John Carter
I like this. I wanna move to canada and obtain a qt white wife and live near snow. Pure Anglo blood will rule. Gib pls
Noah Turner
why is canada allowed
Christopher Bell
>relaxed borders >called by a republican that's so they get more muslims, bong. Then when Turnbull calls a republic vote the majority of AUS will vote YES so they don't get any more. Master play.
Colton Young
So, you want to make Five Eyes specifically without the US, the most important country in the world?
Good luck
Julian Gray
So we can invade their lands.
Lucas Reed
We need to liberate South Africa and Rhodesia.
Leo Johnson
>wanting more niggers
William Barnes
paki detected.
Dominic Baker
>what is ethnic cleansing
Gabriel Barnes
Have fun invading our lands with no guns lmao.
>1 in 10 aussies own guns >5 in 10 leafs own guns
Nathan Sanders
Hey WTF guys?? Where is our invite???
Also lets take back South Africa.
Zachary Gutierrez
Come on ladies, unionism
Josiah Martinez
Fuck no. New Zealand has so much natural beauty, minorities would just ruin that. All the non-whites can be moved to Nunavut, that territory is too sparsely populated and lacking in diversity.
Nolan Rivera
Fuck yes, if this happens then one of two things will happen
1) All the white people in Canada will leave to NZ or Aus and maybe the UK.
2) All the colored people will leave Canada because it is to cold and they will have choices that are much more to their taste like Aus.
Blake Thompson
You guys made a big fuss about getting out of it, to the point of tipping a whole bunch of perfectly good tea into the ocean
So basically fuck off, you chose this.
Brandon Robinson
I don't think the snow chinks would be happy about that, they're already angry towards whites living there.
Joseph Sanchez
who the fuck says it needs an invasion
We are the Empire's legacy, and god damn do i want it back.
i listen to the stories of my grandparent and grand aunt on how there used to be shit like Empire day, how they used to sing God Save the Queen etc.
i want to return to that
Ethan Collins
our migration is getting wierd
William Kelly
We will soon lad. Shilling on plebbit is probably a good place to start, /r/the_donald would get behind it and give it some more public attention
Zachary Anderson
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Ayden Brown
Why don't you just call it
"The Common Wealth"
And accept it already exists.
Brayden Jenkins
b8?
We want closer ties lad. Post Brexit will offer us opportunities to be Gods
problem is that the Commonwealth as an international organisation is full of non Anglo-nations
the Commonwealth is good for maintaining great relations and cooperation with the former members of the Empire, but it's not really a good framework for an Anglo union.
>tfw the dream of your first Prime Minister was Imperial Federation >He died before that could be accomplished >WW1 and WW2 happened permanently destroying the dream >tfw Imperial Federation could be a thing again
Jordan Lewis
This Aussie makes a good point
Jaxson Wilson
It will be a thing again lad
Christopher Reyes
Hence why it'll only be Canada, Aus, NZ, and the UK
Evan Williams
No we don't want to share our resources with a cramped little islamic island
Jose Davis
Correct but as of today there is only a proposition of more freedom of movement between the UK and Australia.
Which isn't really something I care about given that the UK is full of trash anyway. Fuck m8, If I ever went over there I doubt I could understand half of em due to how strong their accent is.
Daniel Rodriguez
>Canzuk I already now Trudope can suck dick.
Bentley Torres
>Canada was supposed to be founded as a country with equality between English and French >the Anglos spend all their time LARPing about becoming a British colony again and unlimited Anglo immigration
The Anglo really is the Devil's chosen people
Alexander Hill
isnt this already a thing?
Landon Fisher
Fuck Canada though. Lets stick with the bongs and the sheepfuckers.
Jaxon Campbell
>Canada was supposed to be founded as a country with equality between English and French telling this much of a lie to not realize you were cucked to the extreme
Sebastian Hughes
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Robert Morris
Right, so might as well band together and shitpost into oblivion.
Jaxson Hill
Oh god can you imagine the power of combines Can-Aus-Brit shitposting?
Literally what? does this mean it's ok to grab your mom by the vag sometimes or what?
Cooper Hill
CANZUKUS WHEN
Connor Jackson
>implying canada can shitpost There's a difference between shitposts and shit posts.
Matthew Howard
>ANZ Impossible without America because ^ relies on them for protection
Brandon Perez
Teach us senpai
Henry Anderson
>>Canada was supposed to be founded as a country with equality between English and French >>the Anglos spend all their time LARPing about becoming a British colony again and unlimited Anglo immigration
Who the fuck ever said that?
The English and French went to war, the French got their asses handed to them and they got subjugated. We were never "equal" in any way. You should be kissing our asses for giving you any rights at all, it seems like it would have been much better to just kick you ungrateful fucks out considering all the trouble you've caused.
Alexander Ward
Shieeeeet
Jaxon Murphy
the moment you get praised for shitposting you're a bad shitposter, traditionally speaking desu. canada's doing something right if we're universally hated and cause butthurt whenever we post.
Wyatt Scott
>what is the anglosphere It's already a thing
Nicholas Adams
It's not butthurt, it's pity.
Owen Jenkins
On one hand this would be neat, but on the other hand I'm weary of having another level of overhead and bureaucracy and honestly there's just no practical need for us to do it.
I would personally like it for freedom of movement and business though desu.
Ayden Rogers
Quebec can separate, then beg to get back in before being denied.
You will never stop the Eternal Anglo.
Xavier Adams
Fuck off faggot. I lived in the UK for two years and you have waaaaaaaaaaay too many shit skins for this to work.
Maybe NZ, Oz and us but you can suck a dick.
Eli James
No, if anything we'll be the majority in Canada one day
>the army that invaded New France was literally bigger than the entire population of New France at the time >Anglocucks are proud of this and console themselves by imagining that if you lose a war 300 years ago, you lost forever
>Quebec would be a shithole without us! >t. oil-based economy
Jackson Wilson
You visited London didn't you
Christopher Hughes
Explain the response to >108888888
Grayson King
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Jonathan White
This. U.K. can get fucked UK has too many Muslims that would take advantage of this union and come to Australia .
Joseph Morris
>I lived in London let me tell you about Britain We're as white as Australia/Around 15% whiter then you libcucks
Jeremiah Murphy
fuck off, we dont want the free movement of shitskins.