ITT: we pretend to be Americans, I'll start

ITT: we pretend to be Americans, I'll start

>muh constitooshun

#MAGA

>noomuhproozidoont

>landing on the Moon using imperial units #JustMurricaThings

i cannot be thrown in jail for saying nigger online

> mfw this is a bad thing in third world countries like ozclapistan

How do you suggest the legal firmament of a commonwealth or government?

good one bru

Fuck off, Ahmed.

does Jazzy have an extra-wide scooter model or is it only Rascal right now?

Show me your guns, faggot.

YOU'RE NOT WHITE!!!!

>I can say muslims are subhuman and I won't go to jail
>I can draw swastikas without legal reproach

You aren't right-wing or Christian if you don't support Israel

china will crash anyday now

usa #1

I can say nigger without prison

HAHAHAHA SUCKS BEING AN AMERICAN LET ME TELL YOU

IF ONLY I COULD HAVE 60% TAX RATES AND SOMALIS EVERYWHERE OH WELL AMERIFATS AM I RIGHT YIENGER YANGER DINGER DONUNGER I AM A ENLIGHTENED EUROMALE

I'm going to buy a gun, get some mcdonalds, and then fuck my girlfriend all the while laughing at you europoor faggot cucks.

But everything crashes down, governments don't last forever. Do you really think that China will still have the same government in 20 years.

You don't know shit about empires or countries.

*THIS IS NOW A FOREIGNER HATE THREAD*

post pics and bad memes showing your intense, burning hatred for all non-americans

>we shouldn't raise taxes on the rich to fund universal healthcare and make college tuition free because nothing is free lmao
>everybody needs to own 20 guns because we need a well regulated militia

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This thread is 60% salty Americans, which is ironic because they are probably 60% salt due to their poor diet. It's also funny because 60%.

mup da doo didda po mo muhfuga
bix nood

CHING CHONG CHANG CUNT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEXICANS GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>they are probably 60% salt due to their poor diet