Ted cruz

ted cruz

hello
rato

Wtf

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Wtf, love this board.

Is this the feminine penis I've heard so much about around here?

You rang?

Hurry up, I don't have a lot of time to talk. Managing the priesthood and searching for the galactigates sure keeps a man busy.

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helo rato

>would pound them dutty flaps without remorse

el'oh rat-o

my fucking eyes!

dad, no, just.. no, stop like just ugh

>thinks "perfect shape/design for a dragon dildo, rat head and all"
>realizes sex toys of the future will be genetically modified rats and eels
>feels bad, considers converting to Christianity to repent for being weak in the face of this globalist sex conspiracy

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kek @ filename

He said Ted Cruz so it's okay to post on pol

we call them mudflaps

So, what is wrong with the rat? Is that a skin condition or a genetic trait?

I am ashamed to admit that I would not stop until it was time to pull out.

Wheres the Cheeselegates?