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Yes...d-do you feel it? Mm...alive..*BRRAAAAPPTT*..only 4 years now...yet...such intelligence....*BRRAPPT*...so...so sorry..excuse my...bowls....but...*BRRAPPT*...is it not....the genius' fetish?.....*BRRRAAPPPPTTT*...so gassy....so smart....i be- *BRRRAPPPTT*...I beg you to come clo-*BRRAAAPPPTT*...NO...don't change me....bask in it's *BRRAPPT* glory...yes...so good...

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shes gonna blow LOOK OUT

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oooohhhh sorry user *giggles teeheee*
haha that was a wet one

Bogdanoff?

Christ be with you

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What could he mean by this?

>TFW too intelligent for copypasta

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What the fuck dude

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Give me a quick rundown on this guy?

quality thread, my dude

I hate myself for laughing at this stupid shit

Can fartposting be considered shitposting?

I HATE CRATES.

BASED OP

hahah stinkey

*BRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPT*

no, they are distinct yet similar.

if you push too hard while fartposting, a fartpost could very well accidentally turn into a shitpost.

a prime example being the OP of this thread

Amazing.

only if you try hard enough

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No problem my man

>in contact with aliens
>rumoured to possess psychic abilities
>said to be violent and intimidating in private
>own castles and banks all over the world
>rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs
>own several nuclear plants
>learned fluent French in less than 48 hours
>ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>own basically every DNA & genetic research facility on Earth
>first designer babies will be Bogdanoff babies
>rule France with an iron but fair fist
>scientists pointed a telescopic array at the source of the 'bog bang' that created our universe
>this is what they heard: youtube.com/watch?v=46kAzBMJpEk [Open]
>kept the electric car down for decades so they could release their own car based on string theory to the market
>currently at war with Elon Musk because of this.
>sabotaged his spacex rocket because they will fund the first (the first official one - they've already been to mars many times) manned flight to mars in their own initiative in a few years
>will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>the big red phone in the Kremlin is a direct line to the Bogdanoff manor
>the last person who missed a call was Mikhail Gorbachov. He resigned and fled the country in fear and the Bogdanoffs destroyed the Soviet Union in a fit of rage
>own nanobot facilities everywhere in the galaxy
>own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>if you're reading this right now, you most likely have BogdabotsTM flowing through your body
>both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff

>Brain too big...
>Can't resist gibs...
SHUT IT DOWN !!!!

I'm a bisexual who faps to furry porn and I even find you, fartfags a disgusting pieces of shit

... although you, scumbag make me laugh

farts comes before shit... I warn you

DELET

DELET THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW

pls continue