LITERALLY SHAKING RIGHT NOW, I CAN'T EVEN

LITERALLY SHAKING RIGHT NOW, I CAN'T EVEN

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The saddest part of all of this is when Trump does something that actually might be bad (Keystone could be bad, admittedly) nobody will take anything these morons say seriously. Crying wolf all the time really lessens the impact when something genuinely abhorrent occurs because of Trump.

>I'm crying.

Keystone is the only real suspect one, but since they're making such a big deal over the others, it won't get the attention it deserves.

Obama would have let it through too if this was his second term.

Finally a leader who does what he says he will do.

Trump has done more in three days that Barry did in eight years.

Fucking loving it! Trump, you are a legend.

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as if any of those queer faggots actually give two squirts'a piss about pipeline, etc. in real life. they just like to pretend they do because it makes them feel significant for a few seconds after hitting "post." What a culture of phonies.

There's been so much salt and he's only been president for four days. The next four years are going to be glorious

>I'm crying

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wait he banned immigrants? when?

I'm liberal and I fucking hate the way most liberals only get motivated after we already lost. Where were these people during the election?

>not even day 5 yet

All these things are good and liberals should be crushed under a booted heel.

This bitch is tweeting way too early, it's still only Wednesday.

They are coming for us. They are powerful. We cannot stop #resist. My advice for all people on this board is to pretend to be trans until after the left revolts and takes over.

>i'm crying

me too Jackie

me too

>keystone
>bad

youtube.com/watch?v=daOH-pTd_nk

literally my thoughts exactly except I am crying because of joy.

Imagine if the American revolution was done by these pussies
>The mean brits raised taxes, won't let us settle land and forced soldiers in my home. Im literally shaking and crying. Resist

What were the risks of the keystone line again? I remember the environmental issues weren't nearly as bad as people were claiming, it's mainly an argument about the calamity if something went wrong.

How can one single man win so much? It's like a cartoon or comic book character. I can't even being to understand.

I must have fallen into a coma since before the elections.

Today. Its not a blanket ban, but no fugees from 7 different shitholes.

>not a blanket ban
well that sucks. at least no rapeugees

> Both 95% of keystone and dapl are built
> finish the thing


It's anuddda shoah omg think of the caribou and deer you pig how could you taint the waters of the native Americans you filthy scum.

Fake news yet again

>IM CRYING

Wait until the activation of FEMA. She'll be burning.

>Sold his wedding rings to protect dindus and terrorists
You don't deserve to have money if you're this stupid.
He better start making a lot more cheese to sell to get her a new ring if he wants to ever have sex again.

>PLEASE PLEASE ITS TOO MUCH WINNING! WE CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE! MR PRESIDENT, ITS TOO MUCH!

>AND I'LL SAY NO IT ISNT, WE HAVE TO KEEP WINNING, WE HAVE TO WIN MORE.

I can see this kind of attack on their religion emboldening multitudes of them to try some suicide attack against Trump.

You don't even know what any of that means.

You just want to sound current.

Link? Which countries?

>Would horribly lose civil war / 10
What does the left even want

Environmental is the only risk I can think of.

This is the best Pepe picture ever

>I'm crying

That's so fucking pitiful.

We have a pipeline in Alaska that's thousands of miles long in a state that has earthquakes everyday. The left is just being a bunch of faggots

Obama rejected the Keystone pipeline because Harper was caught meddling in US affairs by leaking documents from the DC embassy during Obama's first election. Whenever a foreign politician has done that to the US they punish them politically.

By the time weed man took over Obama decided to kill it because it became a libtard flaming garbage fire issue and he didn't want to sink Shillary by forcing it through.

WE PRESIDENT NOW

CRY SOME MORE

>ethnic neighbors
>wife even allowed them to sell in the first place

He wasn't getting sex to begin with.

Feeling pretty jealous of you Ameribros right now. The past four or so days has been amazing even as a spectator. Go forth and MAGA lads.

>when u have so much virtue 2 signal u just have 2 cry

this could've been South Africa if you didn't end apartheid

>that reply

It would be one thing if they only had to fight the police state but it will literally be a revolution.

The problem lies where other countries step in, this could play out like Anywhere, Middle East or Africa.
>w-why is France bombing us?
Because they wanted free tampons.

Not sure why people are so anti-pipeline. By saying no to pipelines, you are saying yes to rail transportation. The oil is going to have to move somehow, and these are the two options.

In the decade ended in 2013 in Canada, moving oil and gas by pipeline was 4.5 times safer than by rail. You just hear a lot about pipelines being bad because they ship much larger volumes and distances. When this is accounted for, pipelines are likely to experience 0.049 occurrences per thousand barrels of oil equivalent transported, and rail will experience 0.227.

73% of incidents (for pipelines) spilled less than one cubic meter (~1,000 litres), while 16% didn't cause a spill at all. 83% of incidents were in compressor stations, processing plants, and terminals, meaning they could be noticed and contained quickly.

Information comes from the Fraser Institute.

tl;dr pipelines are more environmentally friendly than rail, aka the only other transport option

god fucking damn it, I love this timeline.

Hillary was gonna do DAPL. I'm against DAPL but it was a go either way.

They build them up off the ground so caribou can walk underneath

Its brilliant

We gave pipelines everywhere. Another pipeline is literally fucking nothing

I am like, litterally crying Right NOW! L-l-like I am shaking, litterally shakkking. I don't want to shakkke and I don't want kkk usa.

I agree, they won't say anything if you tell them Hillary was gonna do it too.

Who here testing for their "B" pressure tickets next week?

Oh christ. The larping is really getting to be too much.

probably some libs remember that amy from democracynow being arested while protesting against it. wikilinks also didn't like it as they were doing something about the amy's case, so perhaps that was the trigger for them to start attacking trump as well. it's all feels and crap again. it's dumb, they are all dumb and i'm retarded.

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>I'm crying

When are they not. I bet if you look through the history of that woman, she cries when she's happy as well.

Though the pipe thing is kind of fucked up desu.

Soon enough there might even be an actual shoah, and nobody will believe them because they've been crying shoah the whole time.

Pipelines are the safest way to transport oil. It is a pipeline that will provide jobs and money to the economy while being environmentally safer. The ONLY reason it or Dakota were fought tooth and nail to stop was because Warren Buffet owns the railroads that the fucking oil is transported on currently and he just happens to be af ucking democrat that owns the party and Obama and the libtard news outlets had to tow the line. Also paid all the career lobbyests, protesters and "activists" to fight it.

Yep it's gonna be bad. I give it a year or so before lots of people leave.

>this could play out like Anywhere, Middle East or Africa.
America created and funded the Arab Spring, so maybe our populace could create the American Spring. We are angry and, unlike the left, we are strong, trained, and armed. If the left wants to start a fight then we will fight back.

Thanks for this post. I've been trying to figure out the positives and this explained it perfectly.

Got hit with those sanctions mate.

Literally

They're all Muslim majority countries.

My only concern is they're constructing the pipeline close enough for the Native Americans to claim they're building on "their" land.

Perhaps that could have been avoided if they moved the pipeline 20 miles north.

>Hillary was gonna do DAPL. I'm against DAPL but it was a go either way.

Other than the bad routing, objectively incompetent operator, and inadequate measures to safeguard drinking water supplies, that pipeline to the Bakken formation is probably the single best pipeline they could build right now.

sorry. Reagan tried to save you.

It's so refreshing to have a politician actually get to work on fulfilling his campaign promises immediately after taking office. Why the fuck isn't this the norm?

Holy shit. It finally happened. The left is now officially the crazy tinfoil hat crowd, hanging out in their underground bunkers stockpiling guns and canned food, waiting for WWIII to strike while the rest of the country goes about its business. This seriously is the best timeline, holy fuck.

Holy shit, I want to believe that story.

so now guns are okay? Funny isn't it.

The only genuinely abhorrent thing that's going to happen because of Trump will be the day when we finally get tired of winning.

"People" were concerned about the environmental impact additional demand and supply of said oil will incur upon the world.

What they don't understand is that it is a commodity millions of other normal people need every day. They are hypocrites to the highest order because they have not consumed one product that did not contain one once of oil required to produce it. They are literally crying over
>muh Earth

We are too far deep to revert the changes to pollution with the way humans conduct their lifestyle these days. We need oil and business is going to keep on ticking no matter what. Such is the way of capitalism and the West. But try to get this through their thick skulls or convince them to leave country (which they admittedly can't). It's just plain retardation or paid shills, maybe both.

>Literally shaking
For realz

>keystone
>bad
it's better than the alternative, but hipsters thinks you can just stop using oil

This plus you can route new pipelines away from major population centers. Trains pulling oil cars run through here daily and I always wonder if the next lac-megantic rail disaster is going to happen here.

I want Trump to enact gun control (Non-retroactive) just to see the liberals FREAK THE FUCK OUT LIKE NEVER BEFORE!

Actually I am constantly surrounded by liberals, and the only reason that they care about the DAPL at all is because minorities are involved. Environment is usually the back up argument for when you tell them that the pipeline isn't even on their land, the wells the native american's use aren't at risk of river contamination, and the pipeline is being placed at a point where other pipes that carry other fluids (like sewage) already lay, so it is not disrupting "sacred burial grounds".

Absolutely this, except for the Keystone part.
He was apparently an abhorrent racist, sexist, KKK fascist during the election who wanted to holocaust every Mexican and Muslim. Now he's just a president making mostly sensible decisions (so far).
They've run the "literally shaking, I can't even" well totally dry, and that's why they'll lose forever. Fucking crybabies.

>#resist

What with, fucking hashtags? None of these people will do shit if it actually comes down to fighting

He shut down the tpp. This alone makes him worth my vote

>reuters.com/article/us-canada-pipeline-leak-idUSKBN1572UJ

>A pipeline in the western Canadian province of Saskatchewan has leaked 200,000 liters (52,834 gallons) of oil in an aboriginal community, the provincial government said on Monday.

>The government was notified late in the afternoon on Friday, and 170,000 liters have since been recovered, said Doug McKnight, assistant deputy minister in the Ministry of the Economy, which regulates pipelines in Saskatchewan

Things can go wrong with pipelines and they can really damage the environment when they do.

They are building it over the aquifer that supplies Omaha, NE, so if there were a major spill from, say, a terrorists attack the city's entire water supply would be poisoned.

>I want Trump to enact gun control (Non-retroactive) just to see the liberals FREAK THE FUCK OUT LIKE NEVER BEFORE!
That would be incredible to watch, but it would make everyone on the left and the right hate him. I'd prefer to just see him implement his policies and MAGA, but it would almost be worth it though just to see how the left would do the requisite gymnastics to denounce it.

What a fucking faggot

Why do they act so surprised that Donald is making good on his campaign promises?

Warren Buffet owns the railways in that region and they transport a lot of the oil. If a pipeline is built then he will lose a lot of money

So is trump legit banning people from coming here? Whats going on? I am so confused.

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oh definitely. I was just thinking about short lived sheer pleasure I would feel as the salt flowed.

Think of a country that contains mostly muslims and is a terrorist shithole, congrats you just thought of one of them.

Is pepe jacking off to tadpole porn? Holy shit this is funniest thing I have seen in a long while

yes
pretend

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Germany?

The way he put #resist at the end of "I'm crying" makes it seem like a weak whimper

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>You don't deserve to have money if you're this stupid.

People like that would probably offer their daughters to refugees.