You woke up

You woke up
saw this beside you
what do?

Throw up

Try to lose my virginity

since when did i fuck a liberal?

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Shave it

this.

Fuck

Spray nair in the appropriate areas

A little bit of bush is fine but this is unreasonable. And armpits is just unacceptable.

Make it my comfort woman