Australians without ID can not purchase plastic knives

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ya they're cucked. we know it.

Thats the UK Bond, you should know.

Crocodile Dundee had lead me to believe Australians all had massive knives.

holy fuck I always thought yall were cucked but didn't realize it was this bad.

I bought a revolver at a yard sale when I was 16.

I walked into REI and bought a big as fuck hunting knife without any request for ID

Couldn't you 3d print one though?

Can confirm. Work at a supermarket. Every time you scan plastic knives it pops up with an ID check if they look under 25.

>mfw when the government bans 3d printers

fucking lol

I bought pic related when I was like 16 at Canadian Tire

build OzWall when? Not a moment too soon! Defend against the nanny

I walked out of a dudes garage I didn't know with a mauser hunting rifle in the middle of a suburban neighborhood with just a minimal background check with proof of ID the other day. I had no cause for it and popped out of his garage with it in my hand while some suburban mom's jogging on the sidewalk went past. Nobody batted an eye. Feels good and the mauser shoots great

They have a hard enough time getting their hands on alcohol.

Kek knows it to be true..

what a wacky world

did we switch timelines

i thought that was the uk

>This ain't a knoife, THIS is a knoife
>but you're not holding anything
>You're roight, I couldn't get me permit for boying knoives

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came here to post this

those of us who are redpilled do. Very easy to get for when the time comes to go innabush.

Fucking pussies.

makes sense. they deserve it for neglecting their abo goddesses

fuck off cunt

this is fake

REEEEEEEEEE its fake

desu you guys deserve this literally you let thishappen how'd you guys get so fucking KEKED ???@@ who does this ??

Why are Australians such cucks about knives?

When I was 16 I bought a switchblade at a discount shop.
Do I have to go to jail now??

>melbourne

It says the same thing next to booze and smokes and all the kids have those.

Would like to say that nearly all 'eshay' teens have a switchblade one way or another. Most scanners at Coles supermarkets aren't actually turned on so knives, lighters and even fucking fuel can just be taken through self serve checkout without a glance from staff.

dareisayit "fake news"
new zeelund maple tier
dumb shits believing Sup Forums

this is England....

Is this NSW or Victoria? It figures they would do something like this. I haven't seen any of this over in the west, thank God we're not that retarded.

We can only hope the Sweet Meteor o' Death hits England.

I want that cunt dead

pretty sure It's England. they have woolies there too

god abbos have the worst genes in the world

generations of getting BLEACHED and this is the hottest whitewashed bushmonkey they could find

She is kind of adorable, though, is she not?

Maybe I've got the Safari fever, but I'm quite partial to cute monkey faces.

What a queerlord. Reminds me of that leftist fag that wrote that other shit article about firing a gun and how it made his vagina scared.
Also, replace 'knife' with 'dildo' and it's even funnier.

If England keeps that shit up, I'm going to conquer the island myself armed with a stick with a nail in it.

Reminds me of the fucker who got PTSD from shooting a AR15

that's bullshit and you know it

That's england tho you dumb kiwi, I literally bought an 8 inch hunting knife last night with nothing but a quick flash of my id

fucking cucks this is how a real man defends himself

Australia needs to step up it's game....