Not having a single castle/ancient city

>not having a single castle/ancient city
>thinking your country has history
Im looking at you americans

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Did abbos build that one?
I dont think theyre capable of building something more advanced than huts from mud, piss and straws

you didnt build those cities too.

t. venetian

Nope, some Native Americans.

heh

>our country has only existed a couple hundred years
>the continent was discovered a couple hundred years before that
>more powerful and relevant than whatever shithole you're from
>this is somehow a negative thing

See You have no excuse

>not landing on a single natural satellite

I'm looking at you, Yuropoors

Why the actual fuck would we want to build a castle? A palace is a waste of money, and fortresses were already useless by the time we gained independence.

we have missions that are pretty nice.

but we aren't an ancient country, why would we have ancient cities?

the cliff dwellings are awesome. that old pc game outlaws actually has a level in them. bit of aspie trivia.

>inb4 white castle
>inb4 disney world
>inb4 medieval times

Cahokia

Francois the call is for a historical castle not some trumped up cafe.

>an Europoor
>durr look at me I live in 11th century stone castles lo kek @ amerifats xDDD
>every inch of American soil is a bastion of freedom, a castle of vigor and greatness that is the USA
>mfw europoors still live in hardened sand castles

>a fucking toothpaste checkers board

Are you for real ?
Do you believe this ?
Is america really This retarded by now ?

>the continent was discovered a couple hundred years before that

Yeah dude Germany calling.
We want OUR Rocket engineers back

We don't need castles, walls or forts. We have a gun for every man woman and child and probably their dog too. Every urban block or acre of owned land can have a dozen civilian rifles sticking out of the windows and over the blades of grass at a moments notice. The city of Sparta didnt have walls, it had shields and Spears.

You weren't even a country at the time.

>Château Frontenac
>Not historical
Dumbass

>About 100 years ago the vile tendrils of corruption sought to take over this country from Europe
>Europe has been subject to these forces for thousands of years, never being able to recover from the influence of Babylon's scheme
>Even Greece and Rome, although bastions of the celestial Mystery Schools fell to it
>This power has centralized it's mechanics here
>Trump has assumed control and is overthrowing it.

I don't know what you're talking about, we're making history, not being nostalgic about it.

Lol yeah Historical advice from New Zealand.
Havent the sheep eaten you all by now ?

THIS IS SHARTA!!!!

majku vam jeben ukrali ste nam dubrovnik

It's a fucking hotel, only historic thing about it is the BJ's the Maids give.

Nah, we shoot the biters, shag the survivors then ship them over to you halal slaughterhouses.

HAHAHAHHA

>not having qt cave castle

Sorry. Can't hear you over that Fajr prayer music in your background.

Why are you so mad you dirty old worlder

40 Mill blacks
untold Millions of mexicans
Burning cities just because of an election
2 Million Muslims in Germany
"LOL HANS YOU KEKED LOOSER"
Yeah really hurts me right there

yeah turns out that gay old architecture doesnt do well in war. do you need another demonstration?

>claiming republic of venice built cities as your own
literally pooland tier of claiming prussian cities as their own creations lmao

Better life in the old world than in New africa

This is a valid question, why didn't Americans build a castle? You can do it right now with the current president.

Gunpowder made them obsolete

They are called Forts. Look up Fort Sumter. It is essentially a castle.

They have a tonnes, mostly from rich as fuck railway owners building them at the start of the 20th century.

they are building a wall, guess thats pretty close to a castle

Unfair coming from a croatian, you have so many beautiful ancient cities and fortresses its mind boggling.
And one of the greatest coast lines in the world, some of the best free range meat, best fucking fish anywhere in europe. and the people a re awesome (unless you walk around in bum fuck nowhere with no croatian friends around)

thankfully my dad has an old buddy from croatia whose family owns a giant house in split which dates back to like 1700 something or older. His wife is a great cook and i always gain a few pounds on vacation there, not because the food is fatty but because i eat enough amounts of food to kill a somali of overeating.
Oh and guns everywhere in homes. Marija the cook took me hunting once, im an awful shot sadly.

>Not having landed a probe on a satellite smaller than a castle

serbia is pretty nice, you should visit

404 yet my Kek is found.

>new africa
>is in germany

top cuck.

I've actually been to the dubrovnik """""old town""""" is it fun to have your city's history turned into bad irish pubs and Game of thrones fan shops?

This always reminds me of the first house I built in Minecraft back in 2012. Found a cliff and made a mansion inside it.

im glad i could help you find it

It was more a crash-landing than an actual landing, but it's still an achievement

you know allah bout crashes don't you fraggot.

Why build a wall around your town when all your citizens have automatic weapons?

1 Million Africans in Ger against 76 Million Native Germans
40 Million Africans in US against 200 Million Whites
Do the math for yourself Burger

>1 Million Africans
Keep telling yourself that.

Yeah, you know, I think that's probably for the best.

muricans make new history. Pic related. It's the national cathedral in DC. A "gothic" church in muhrica. KEK

>Rome builds cities for you

HAHA LOOK AT WHAT WE DID!

Our Executive is actually effective in finding the Nogs believe it or not. We actually have a state where things work ( politicians excluded ofcourse)

>Not having any White Castle restaurants

Why even live?

We are your emmigrants. I'm looking at you Europe.

Using that overrated tourist trap as bait?

3/10

KEK, You have no idea.

Most photographed hotel in the world you cocksucker

and i bet you tell people your wife's son is yours too.

Hes not mad, he made a point.
Anything you achieved is thank to people switching sides when we lost :c
We wouldve probably done the same

Wow...

You actually believe that?

Well yeah, got to remove the faggot French from the brochure otherwise no one would visit.

>76 Million Native Germans
more like 60 million*

Croatia has so many nice castles, why would you post that trashpile?

Actually impressive. However I was thinking more American stylized, maybe obnoxiously big, a wonder perhaps.

France is the country of castles you kiwi nigger

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No no no, Ich bin ein EUer. Not German.

Missing the point harder than Louis the 26th.

Your stats are off, theres 5 million muslims in Germany, your demographics are off da chart senpai.

nigger

Maybe one day. But I have free living and eating in croatia and also in hungary. I dont know really. Serbians look shifty. My gf keeps telling me i look like a serbian warcriminal when i wear my adidas tracksuit, so i might fit in nice.

Any suggestions for cities and regions? i know bum fuck all about serbia except the kebab removal stuff.

So what youre saying is its your fault that the vikings didnt build castles in america that we could be living in now
Thanks for nothing faggot

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boldt_Castle

>not having your whole country full of archeological artifacts from 3000 years ago engraved with words and phrases in your native language that you fully understand as if they were written today, and with people's names that are the same as names used today, and ancient ruins of temples of the same religion you practice today
>belonging to your country
pick one

>Dandolo pls

I wish, could go fuck up France easier if I was.

didn't vikings just live in wooden longhouses?

having your foreskin. priceless. theres something shekels can buy, for everything else theres master card.

>Someone built something eons ago
>HURRR DURR I AM KULTUR, I HAVE HISTORY.

Its faggots like you that make this place a shithole

Hahaha Serb belives this

Kek, you dont realise how embarrassing that "thing" looks ?

What point did you try to make?

DELET THIS

Eons pass, but shekels stay the same.

>What is shoemaker

Americans have no history and garbage culture,tell me something new....

Cahokia fortress was built in 500AD and its peak was the most populated city of the world in 1200AD, which is about when your city was founded. We dont have pics because we bulldozed it in the 1800s for St Louis, which has probably more skyscrapers than your entire country.

In the desert you can literally walking through 1000-2000 year old ruins of cities by the Anazazi. I was just in one last year free trekking across Utah that supported like 20000 people.

Remember the Aylmao

>tfw shekels is the currency both today and in ancient times

you are to france what canada is to us.

Yeah, but those are (((((germans))))) .
On paper. So they dont go into the stats.
Wonderous der ewige Jude and his magicks :^)

Executive order to ban circumcision now.

>tfw jesus is the messiah both today and in ancient times

We have cliff palaces