Political incorrect jokes

Try to come with the best political incorrect joke or tell an old one!

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why do niggers stink?

because god wanted blind people to hate them, too.

Picture a woman, half naked, running down an abandoned city street at night. Tears are running down her face as she gasps and sobs. You hear an odd noise, quiet at first, barely there but soon it becomes louder. Squeaking. Constant squeaking from multiple sources. Then they come around the corner.

Clowns. A dozen of them, their shoes making loud squeaking and honking noises, their painted on smiles only slightly larger than the real smiles they have on their faces. The woman is barefoot and is quickly caught and surrounded by these painted up attackers.

Before she can cry out, a balloon giraffe is shoved down her throat as several clowns take out their own balloons and begin putting them onto their throbbing erections. She's bent over one of the clowns while two other clowns come at her from the front and behind. They quickly penetrate her and begin honking their horns in rhythm with their thrusts while the idle clowns perform somersaults and pratfalls as they wait their turns with her.

The honking begins to speed up as the clowns near orgasm and increase the rate of their thrusting. Shortly after, they all pull out and ejaculate into their balloons. They quickly remove them, blow them up and make them into different animal shapes while the other clowns move in to take their turns.

This goes on for nearly two hours. The woman is exhausted and bruised, trembling from the cold and the trauma. Most of the clowns have left, save one final clown who is fucking her throat raw. He pulls his cock out and blows his load all over her face, then stands back to admire his handiwork.

She looks up at him, tears in her red eyes and tries to talk.

He hits her in the face with a pie.

A woman named Jane was out having drinks with her friend Wanda, shortly after Jane's divorce.

Jane was complaining about how bad her sex life had been, and how she had never had an orgasm from sex.

Wanda was aghast, and asked her how that was possible. Jane said her husband could just never get her there. Wanda told Jane that what Jane needed was to be fucked by a black man, whose large cock would surely make Jane orgasm.

Jane wasn't sure, but she decided to give it a try. She asked a black guy, Jamal, sitting nearby if he wanted to have sex with her. Jamal agreed. Jane and Jamal went back to Jane's apartment.

They started making out, then Jane pushed Jamal off of her, ripped off her shirt, and pulled down Jamal's pants. His massive cock made Jane giggle as her eyes widened.

Jane leaned back on the bed, and said "Oh yes! OK big boy, now do what you do best!"

Jamal asked "Are you sure?" Jane said "Yes!"

So Jamal hit Jane over the head and stole her purse.

How many jews can you fit in a car?
Two in the front and three in the back.
No one else fits.
The holocaust didn't happen

What's the link between man and ape ?

The mediteranean sea.

How do ya get a gay guy to fuck ya girlfriend?

Shit in her cunt.

Why do jews have big noses ?

Because air is free.

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken

Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican?

They steal all the green cards.

>just blatantly stole the highest rated one off onelinefun.com/racist/

what do apples and niggers have in common?

they both hang from trees

what's the difference?

at least the apple doesn't struggle

Why are Jews circumcised?
Jewish women can't resist anything 20% off.

How do you kill a town full of Jews?

throw a quarter over the cliff


How do you kill a city full of Jews?

throw a dollar over the cliff


How do you stop a North Korean tank?

Shoot the guy that's pushing


How long does a black woman take to shit?

9 months

How do you fit 50 Jews in 1 car?
>inb4 ashtray

throw a penny inside the car

what's the difference between a pizza and a black man?

A pizza can feed a family of four

What about about pizza about doing a Jew?

The pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Why are niggers so good at running?

The slow ones are all in jail.

What do you say to your floating flat-screen in the middle of the night?

Drop it nigger

What are three words a black man will never say in his entire life?

"I love you dad"
or
"I'm sorry officer"

why did the gay guy cross the road?

well how am I supposed to run them over?

what's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?

the wheelchair

A Texan farm owner was asked about the Inauguration of President Obama. What did he say?

"im happy for him and his master"

why are pills white?

because they work


A fully erect Jew slams into the wall. what happens?

he breaks his nose

that gave me a chuckel

Whats the difference between a black Jew and a White Jew??

The black Jew sits at the back of the oven.!!

How do you put 20 jews in a car ?

2 in the front seats, 3 in the backseats and the others in the ashtray.

>what's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
>the wheelchair
this is a good one

you ever tasted Ethiopian food?

no? neither has the Ethiopian.


how do you kill 50 flies at once?

slap the face of an African baby

done dumping now. I see I fucked up the "three words a black man can never say" joke. fuck me

What is the most populated place in Somalia ?
Depends where the wind blows.

why there are no black jews?

because that would be too much

Who is the greatest jewish hero?

Rabbi Hood

what do you do if the mossad is chasing you ?

you throw a penny

Sup Forums.

How do you stop a black kid from dribbling a ball in the house?

You put Velcro on the ceiling.

I think that my gf is to young and inexperienced for me. Every time we have sex. She just lays on her back and pllays with a rattle

>Rabbi Hood

The other day I saved a girl from being raped. That's right: I changed my mind!

...

How do you circumcise a redneck ?
Kick in his sister's jaw

What do you call an Indian with a wooden leg??

A shit on a stick!!

Translation: my grandfather wrote on census that he was Russian, but you couldn't find such kike like him.

>Russian humour

Who are Russia's neighbours???

Whoever Russia chooses !!

What does Pontiac stand for? Poor Old Nigger Thinks It's A Cadillac

Did you hear the one about the baby nigger who went to heaven and got his wings? He said, "God! Look! I'm an angel!", and God said, "No you stupid nigger!"

What do you get when you combine a nigger and an octopus?

-Neither do i but atleast it collects cotton really fast

Why you should never run over a nigger riding a bike? The bike could be yours.

He's a fucking bat

Same way you stop nigglets from jumping on the bed.

What do you call a street without a toilet?

...

What do you call a nigger prostitute with braces?
Black&Decker Pecker Wrecker

What is written on the side of van owned by a jewish pedophile?
-Cheap candy

How do you get a chick from Texas to suck your dick?

Dip it in ranch dressing.

How does a Jew celebrate Christmas?

By installing a parking meter on the roof.

This one is a finnish classic

What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothing her husband said it twice.

I'm not racist, I've nothing against black people in fact I think every family should own one.

A gay goes to the doctor and screams: " doctor I have aids help me!!"
The doctor says: " Go home drink 3 cups of coffee and eat 2 kg of beans"
Fag: "will this heal me?"
Doctor: "No but it will remind you what your butthole is made for".

Religion is a scam and more people would accept that if atheists weren't such douchebags.

>What is the most populated place in Somalia ?
>Depends where the wind blows.
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