So the cuckservative which is running against MARINE LE PEN in the french elections this year, gave over 500,000€ (state money) to his wife, for a job she didn`t do.
How can we make use of this?
The french election is the most important thing in europe this year, so lets get at it!
the current hashtag - #penelopegate - is too tame
Sources: (en) france24.com
(ger) faz.net
Fillo is using the mysoginy meme to try to burry the case
At least he didn't rape anyone.
I've read it's written by a satire journal
they suppose this could have happened, in a humorous manner
no, france24 and the german FAZ are valid sources.
You also need to make clear that the FAZ is an extremely leftist piece of shit paper like the Huffington Post is.
That's an awful lot of money for sucking his dick
le canard enchaîné is a satire journal but with real source
it features investigation, merged with jokes
Je pense que Fillon est plutôt admirable parce qu'il un catholique, mais je ne lui faire confiance pas dû à son record comme premier ministre.
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We discovered that he was a catholic few month before the election.
He begin politics in 1976, oy vey the goyim need conservative candidate go on farid use the catholic card you never had.
Hey froggies, redpill me on this Hamon guy. What's his endgame?
He has 5 children, way above the national average.
>just like sarkozy's other buddies (which he's part of) he helped to build more mosques in various places
>he also publicly recognized we're being ruled by the Bilderberg group yet wants to be president
how the fuck can people still vote for him ?
I don't get the one on the left, what does it represents ?
Good, why should we care about his personnal life when he spend all his political career working against our interest. He never was a patriot or conservative in his position and will stay liberal if he end in charge.
Anti white faggot.
no it's not. it's the most conservative news outlet in the german MSM. you probably confused it with süddeutsche zeitung and spiegel
You can't. The French, much like the Germans are pathetic and incapable of uncucking themselves.
Flood the country with niggers.
Which german newspaper is not
I figured that, he's a socialist. Anything else? Would he suck up to Merkel?
French of celt bloods that fought for the roman
He want to give free money for everyone.
>stealingwhitemoneyfortheshitskin 2.0
A gallo-roman ?
Who /Macron/ here?
Gaul
National Front is a sovereignist-progressive-socialist party run by a degenerate woman. The Vice president is a ridiculous homosexual.
We want Vichy, not national faggotry.
Look at this ridiculous homosexual.
It's the vice president of "National Front".
Where is the charism, the autority and dignity ?
youtube.com
Ah yeah, indeed.
Combien de camarade français possédant des armes à feu ?
Me maybe, it depends on what the netherland do
Gosh, could I have really been so wrong all this time about Australians? I thought they were all fat drunken sheep-fucking farting vulgarian idiots whose idea of culture was a barbie with Iggy Azalea.
Oh but wait....
Protip, you fat drunken sheep-fucking farting PRETENTIOUS vulgarian idiot: anyone who actually speaks a language can spot Google Translate at a glance, because it doesn't have the capacity to transpose verbs into the appropriate grammatical number and person but leaves them in the infinitive form, as in your post in the case of "faire".
Or was this actually really your unassisted attempt at writing French? You REALLY believe you write "I don't trust him because" as "je ne lui faire confiance pas dû"? My God, that is even more laughably pathetic than doing it by machine.
Hollande 2017!
Get rekted nazi scum
>someone tries to speak your language
>FUCKING PRETENTIOUS IDIOT!!!!
At least we know for sure that you are French.
Lol. We even have pretentious Australian / American retards posting in "French" FROM FRANCE now....
Laisse fucking tomber, for Jesus' sake you sad pathetic tryhard moron.
>Combien de camarade français possédant des armes à feu ?
It's only ONE FUCKING SENTENCE and you managed to slip in three mistakes.
"Assassinez Toi Soi!" There, I'm sure that is a "French" you will understand - fuckwit.
Shut up retard.
Holy fuck what a retard kill yourself
I can't wait to fuck off from this shithole.
Why must language learning be so long.
It's satire in the way it delivers the news but it's real news, attacking the wife of a politician like that without proof would end up in a trial for defamation / slamder
That we know of.
The Canard Enchaîné is a valid source and has been so for decades.
Where are you going?
It goes a little quicker if one isn't as seriously mentally retarded as you obviously are.
We will never have Vichy.
Even Vichy didn't have Vichy.
We are balls' deep into universalism, and nothing can save us.
A lot I believe but the ammo is the problem
Japon. Now that Trump won, they'll probably get the nuke too, the only possible downside to leaving France.
I never claim to be the brightest bulb in the room, Mehdi.
>hundreds of French citizens slaughtered by muslims in the streets of paris
>cant go to the shops to buy a croissant because a muslim will run you over in his truck
>local media being put out of business because everyone who worked for the magazine was shot dead by muslims
>muslims will outnumber french within a generation
Sacre bleu! I've unearthed €500k of taxpayers money being poorly spent!
Just fucking die already France.
Moot always said that memes would destroy the universe.
Why cant you french faggots just get froggy
Storm army bases steal weapons and lay seige to nigs.
Is your life so precious that you would not die for mother France?
Vous avez l'autisme
Don't forget muslim got an easier and cheaper access to health care
>Japon
Damn, hope you started learning early because that shit takes forever to master.
Yes. Just to give a brief French cultural history lesson to these ignorant Australians and Americans, Le Canard Hebdo was, of course, founded by Jean-Paul Sartre and his wife Simone Signoret in 1973. They have recovered magnificently from the truck attack carried out by ISIS on their offices on the Promenade des Bobos in Paris in January 2015 and remain one of the foremost anti-globalist publications on the French media scene, publishing searing attacks on Islamism and government collaborationism by such luminaries of the Identitarian movement as Edwy Plenel (pic related) and Lea Salamé.
14 months.
I'm starting to internalise grammar and read intuitively, with the number of kanjis posing problem lessening by the week.
It shouldn't take more than six months for a working level.
Does Brit like him? He is an ex Rothschild
Did you take the jlpt? How many hours of actual work during the 14 months?
Oh look, three satirical posts and I've managed to shame all the ignorant little Sup Forumsbabbies into ceasing to pretend that they know anything about French politics. The thread has now become two pretentious little 16-year-olds boasting to each other about what dazzling polyglots they are.
Great success.
You won't be missed and you'll forever be a gaijin. Now choke on a my big fat udon noodles.
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No
100minutes vocabulary, 40 minutes grammar, 20-300 minutes reading random shit depending on mood and time available.
Is that good or bad ? I always feel i should do more.
Don't plan on taking the JPLT tbf
The fact i'll forever be a filthy gaijin is EXACTLY why i chose Japon.
Why would you condemn your blood to stay among an obviously suicidal people ?
Why would you look at the state of western civilisation, and think "oh my, yes, what a good place to have kids in" ?
The more i'll be discriminated against, the more it'll motivates me to become a japanese citizen.
Marion have intact ears and blue eyes m8
Lads, should I put $100 on Marine Le Pen winning?
nah, she doesn't. That's her.
>brown eye
delete faggot
For the first round yes, for the 2nd I don't think so that's risky
> 100minutes vocabulary, 40 minutes grammar, 20-300 minutes reading random shit depending on mood and time available.
A day? If so I find it a lot (I just started)
Regarding the jlpt you should really think about it especially if you are serious about moving and working there, you also need a bac+3/4
>FAZ
>extremely leftist
I'd say mostly libertarian. if FAZ is extreme, what's the TAZ?
>tfw they're only offering the bet for the second round
No, everyone knows that all german (((media))) is huffpo-tier.
No meed to say it every time.
Useless stuff. Fillon supporters are rich old fags who don't care about their president being a crook.
I guess i'll consider it if i can't find work in the first four months of search, or around the end of the inscription period.
Rushing it and doing it in July is probably not a good idea anyway, so whether i end up needing it or not changes nothing to the timeframe.
We need a le pen pepe so she can tweet it like trump did
If she has a twitter anyway
Yeah I think he's confusing the two
Forget it then, we're heading straight for a repeat of 2002 unless somehow Hamon wins the first turn as well. Not likely considering him, Valls and the rest of the left will be tearing each other apart.
There is only one cession a year first Sunday of December
Oh yeah indeed, misremembered.
Anyway, if you've just started always remember one thing if you're feeling you don't advance : no, it's not useless.
Keep at it every single day and then out of nowhere you begin to see meaning in what was griboullis.
One day you're seeing moonrunes, next day you're seeing, well, moonrunes but you understand.
It's like fucking magic m8
Surrendering and giving up is something you'll end up regretting ( i didn't so i don't know first hand, but the diverses /jp/ threads o the chans is full of people like that ), remember that it's not useless.
Trump tweeted it before pepe was branded as a hate symbol, it could backfire horribly
Whoooarrrr come on laaaaaaads lez gedder beers in n be like warriers fer wessurn civilicashun n all dat bollocks come ooooooon laaaaads we cun all be laaaaaads tugever n get some beers in laaaaaaads...
Jesus Christ, does Sup Forums have some "beers n birds n bovver n awaaaayy the laaaaaads" board where alcohol-swilling retards like this guy can hang out with their own type while men are talking about politics?
>MARINE LE PEN
if she wins the eu will fall
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thats not english, god damn uncultured sub humans, speak the straya words.
just kidding, fight the good fight.
may your victory be as swift and majestic as the attached doggo.
But they don't like to be betrayed.
all this thread has taught me is that French people are fucken assholes jesus christ
Of course they like. They wouldn't support cuckservatives if they don't.
In fact I checked again, Japan has an extra cession in July.
Thanks for the advices
Have a you for wasting time speaking our useless language.
Now I'll have you know that all those Fillon/Macron/Valls alternatives y'all been talking about are NOT in France's interest, au contraire.
They're all ultimately endorsed by the maistream pro Israel, pro EU system. They're all pawns of Brussels, no matter where they stand on the poltical spectrum.
Marine Le Pen however, is the only outsider that's been paradoxically bashed and trashed by the media for 3 decades.
She's the closest thing to Trump we'll ever get.
If someone diserves meme magic to get into presidency, it's her.
>as Edwy Plenel (pic related)
I have place an bet for her 1st round % of 20-30, what do you think?
I like his Economic views, but he's still a cuck.
a bet for 1.6 odds btw
Fucking coward, escape is not an option
>marie le pen
Isn't that the pro Israel kike lover?
Anyone who likes kikes is a traitor, including Trump. Mudslimes are a problem yes, but kikes are 1000x times worse.
I have the same concern but unfortunatly, Hitler is not among us.
Melenchon is good too, but his stance on migration is bad. Maybe a Melenchon presidency could be good after Marine finish her 2 terms when we have cleansed all the Muslims.
Godspeed Europol!
The kikes are psy oping us. Trump will push for war with Iran.
THIS IS ALL A PSY OP.
There is no fucking savior, we have to save ourselves and kill every single person who has an income over 1 billion in order to clean house. That is the only way. They are all pedophile cannibals and they must burn.