ETERNAL 8 YEAR OLD

THEY MUST BE STOPPED

DAY OF EARLY BEDTIME WHEN??

Soon brother

keep the book with the good night stories ready

> Bad as Caesar

rofl

>caesar
>bad
>jewish education

>caesar
>bad in any way or form

Brutus and Cicero did nothing wrong.

Shit reads like they use a script or some shit, celebrities can't even come up with their own tweets, pathetic

My sister has an 8 year old and all he does is curse Farage and mumble about the sovereignty of parliament having the legitimate right to reverse the outcome of the referendum.

How do I stop him?

caesar broke the NAP, he deserved it.

Awful lot of 8 year olds caring about something other than their iphones and youtube celebs.
More likely they're trying to one up eachother's bullshit stories.

Educate him

Tell his story on twitter. Let's do it pol. Fire up those twitter accounts. Tell the stories of our 8yo sons and daughters.

Just virtue signal my dude

Well maybe if instead of indoctrinating their kids all the fucking time and let them be kids they'll stop worrying about politics baka

Wierd though. My 8yo only mumbles under her breath "Money grubbing reptile jews...pewds is right......we can no longer surrender this country to the false song of globalism".

My 8 year old spend the whole night sobbing when Trump was inaugurated which is really weird because I don't have any kids.

Wonder if Sally Kohn's 8 year old ever asks "What happened to my daddy, is he as bad as Caesar? Is that why I don't get to see him?"

Yeah that's totally why they are freezing and getting chewed by satan in the literal bottom-most ring of hell.

Can incredibly articulate 8 year olds be a new Sup Forums meme??

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Dang 6 people out of 300+ million Twitter users?

You're really on to something here OP!

NAPtime when?

leftists never grew up they all still share the political opinions of 8 year olds LOL

They don't mean the emperor. They mean the planet of the apes character. I doubt they even know who any of the Caeser's were

I wonder if that kid already knows the taste of black cock, or if that's just in his future...

this is extremely unsettling

>Caesar
>bad
Someone needs a spanking.There is a reason we STILL love him.

What do 8 year olds have against Caesar?

Kids these days have problems. When I was 8 we heard rumours of bazookas in tomb raider or how to get mew in pokemon blue/red.

DAY OF THE BEDTIME WITHOUT SUPPER

My 8 year old wife's 4 year old son is with Her! HEY HEY

HO HO

Poor guy. My 8 year old was literally shaking last night at the thought of a strict constitutionalist holding a seat on the Supreme Court.

Maybe I am just biased but I'm seeing a lot more lefties use their kids for political messages than conservatives.

Yeah sure every now and then you'll see some 8 year old with an M16 and a bible in a photo op but these libs take virtue signalling so seriously they invite their kids to protests, have them dress up, make signs, and post fake stories on Twitter about them.

It's very worrying. Children should not be involved in politics.

When I was eight, the most pressing discussion was which Pokemon starter was the best or if Johto was really better than Kanto.

the only one that actually happened was the second one

no 8 year old child would have these thoughts without being heavily influenced by their parents. busy phillips is a fucking retard.

my 8 yo son told me yesterday how disappointed and mindboggled he is by the bogdanoff brothers not doing anything to stop trump from taking over the US

>This ain't over

Wow it's almost like these people are making these stories up and have seen way too many movies.

>as bad as caesar
caesar didnu nuffin

>brain washing your son into thinking dressing up like mommy's favorite politician is a good thing
>not letting him dress up as who he wants for fucking Halloween
>ruining Halloween for him

The poor kid just wanted to make his mom happy and make her proud of him. He's going to end up emotionally damaged I bet you anything.

There was one of these going around during during the referendum. It was glorious but I can't find it now. Anyone have it?

that little upstart can't even vote, send him to his people in Calais for some enrichment.
>and no iphone for a week

> It's very worrying. Children should not be involved in politics.

Well the use of children is kind of the natural omega point of leftist feelz based politics. As leftists' justifications for doing things drift further and further away from reason and numbers, instead basing their policies on "lived experience", then the ultimate justification for any leftist idea asymptotically approaches nothing more than "I support that which makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside". And cute white kids being cute *near* a policy is therefore their best raison d'etre for anything.

It's basically the blue-state cuck version of starting a Sup Forums thread with a pic of a topless Japanese pornstar.

Well my 2 year old son said to me: "The discovery of truth is prevented more effectively, not by the false appearance things present and which mislead into error, not directly by weakness of the reasoning powers, but by preconceived opinion, by prejudice."

Jimmy is so fraught with worry these days.

AGE OF CONSENT HAS GOT TO GO

HEY HEY

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Ok thats definitely a joke

Oh really, no shit?

Jesus christ

"I froze"

>tfw I have an 8 year old son

How can I get into the action?

6 million 8 year olds

>"Trump will save us"
>"Chaos for the chaos god"
>"Hillary is evil"
>"Fucking liberals can suck my dick"
-my 8 year old girl.

>as bad as Caesar

Caesar was fucking based though?
Do libshits just hate fascists regardless of how good they were now?
I thought most people liked Caesar (to the jews dismay)

Faggots

One epitaph is sufficiently comprehensive for most persons:—Here lies A MORTAL. In that word is comprised a brief space of trivial joys, and trivial sorrows. The rest is a phantom. ~ my 8 year old

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Rape him
Thatll help

>it's a "liberals make up shit and post it on social media" episode

Typical_tricks_there_shlomo.jpeg

That's one spooky costume

>Cicero
>"Father of the republic"
>"Defender of the people"
>>sentenced 5 men to death without trial by forcing them to jump to their own deaths

Its almost like cryptojews were a thing even back then

Wait why is Caesar bad?

Because he's a strong fashy white man and nothing scares liberals more

You know what my 8 year old said today?

>I want candy!
>I want a chocolate biscuit!
>AHAHAHAHA STOP TICKLING ME!
>Can we watch Megamind?
>I wish i had a baymax!
>I'm too tired to do homework

That's how i know they are LIARS

>ywn watch his parents have a total breakdown on election night and shriek at the TV as Trump's victory is announced
>ywn see the subtle but noticeable sigh of relief from the poor child as he realizes that he's not going to be made to dress up like some weird old lady again

I love responsible adults who make up lies about their children to fuel their political agenda

I have a couple to add.

Did you have that child with your japanese waifu m8

>"My 8 year old asked me why all those german ladies got hurt by refugees? How am I supposed to explain a rape epidemic to him?"
Or some such horseshit

>Caesar was bad
Fucking Sally Kohn you're growing your eight year old wrong

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Jesus, saying your child said something is one thing but actually using them to fuel your political agenda should be child abuse

Of course they're all 8, they're talking about Obama.

They probably lied about having children too
Liberals arent known to reproduce often

spooky

Silly user, of course all those stories are real.

Don't you know 8 years old have deep opinions about the world?

Caesar was a good guy.

I'm blessed to have an 8 year old Hispanic sister who supports our president Donald Trump.

Im using a vpn, Sup Forums is blocked for me

Happy Australia day. gunna have a sausage sizzle?

Why 8-9 ? For real this is a noticeable trend.

took my son to get some pizza in DC, man told him he had a "cute ass". He is 8

Gunna jack off and have a beer at home lad
Day off work

A 5 year old legit told me he loves DJT because "He is the boss of the American team"

Completely based age, 8 year olds BTFO

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Underrated

>Go women, go women!

>When retarded women need their children to think for them

Whew

We should start a counter by saying our 8 year olds asking why the left are such crybabies

What political activities did you guys do at 8?

Me? I didnt even know apartheid was falling apart until much later, didnt even know who our president was. I was still beating my play-nigger and at that time it was illegal since the ANC was in power..

I collected newspapers during big news days. Wish I still had them.

>Make shitty panel
>Pretend a kid did it so you don't look like a retard who can't use a brush
>Look like a retard when everyone else do the same

Does every Australian do the same?

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>"I came, I saw, I conquered "
>bad
This is what you get when you have a lesbo like Sally Kohl as your mom. God I wanna punch her in that smug face of hers

It may just go the opposite and redpill him more in the long run, become a rebillious teenager and he will take the redpill.

i would have been spending every waking hour playing starcraft already

I know Bendis' 8 year old is adopted

>"Gun violence" she sobbed

Top fucking kek

Even if it's not fake(I highly doubt it),if they weren't stuffing their kids head with their leftist ideas maybe they wouldn't say shit like that

After deep thought I've come to the realization on the necessities of the second amendment, that is, the right to bear arms for the purpose of self-defense which serves as a counter-weight to the state owned monopoly of force in the form of the military. These communists are all cowards, and notice, that it is in the interests of the evil left to ensure maximal dependency of the populace on the government.
We must never rest until government is truly made small, and the people granted their liberty, where transactions in a market can happen between willing participants without government intervention and coercion.
The above was what my 8 year old told me, I'm TRULY horrified!

>8year old kids talk all about politics
>Tfw at their age I play with games and watch Dragonball
All those 8 year old kids really made me think, really smart.