>right wing >find right wing white woman >have beautiful white kids >they grow up in 2017 >they ask about gender and shit >your son, one day in 2024 says he's a "non-binary transecto-queer gaydo"
how do you even deal with this, you lived the dream, you fulfilled your biological purpose and now you and your wife need to suffer a fag queer son.
what do you do?
Brandon Wood
Murder it with my finest contingency spoon that I had stored away for such an occasion.
Julian Bailey
i tell him he can be a whatever the fuck he just said or he can have a father
im not playing this game you make the choice now, mini me
Luke Lopez
>have a son >son comes out as an otherkin >become a dragon-slayer
Jack Ramirez
>one day in 2024 says wrong faggot, i raised him right.
Owen Stewart
Invoke in him; the fear of God.
Wyatt Diaz
You disown him and use him as warning to the other children.
Isaiah Sullivan
Cut off TV, interenet games, all forms of media. Send him off to military school.
Brody Price
It's called getting old. The world moves on, but people don't. Welcome to reality.
Carter Davis
nah.
I'd probably do this desu.
Brody Reed
but what -IF-
Brayden Cruz
Make more children and say "Have fun with that."
James Gray
Ass whuppins.
Christian Bell
post-natal abortion
Sebastian Moore
i like this as well
Luis Jackson
Actually be a parent and spend time with him growing up. Most of these "I'm a xxxxsexual weirdo" types come around when the parents either ignore the child or actively push this shit on them.
Julian Parker
>biological purpose Neither the earth nor other people could honestly care if, out of the litter of your wanton breeding, you wind up with a homosexual son. You are not intrinsically important and neither are your descendants.
Cameron Gonzalez
Why does that dragon have hair?
Levi Hughes
>Send him off to military school. >implying the cucks won't come for that too
Oliver Ramirez
who braids his beard this dragon? personal stylist? and body piercing in the neck?
Eli Fisher
Wouldn't happen because I wouldn't let him consume trash food that would mess up his bodies chemical balance.
but just to entertain the idea:
tell him no piercings, body modification or other permanent bullshit, if he wants to dress up like a retard in his spare time he can do that. (I mean we allow LARPing afterall)
also drill in the fact that he needs to fucking practice safe sex no exceptions and scare him with a bunch of POZ threads.
To anyone who thinks that's too lenient: If your child hates you he will only distance himself even further and will ruin any hope of drilling family values into their head.