Can someone explain the British parliament to me?

Why is the room so small? they barely fit in there and have no desks to put their stuff on

Why is it so chaotic? There are always people yelling and booing

Looks more than a overcrowded kindergarten than anything else, what am I missing here?

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I wish the American Congress had as many bantz.

build a long time ago, and the anglos are too autistic to rebuild to fit normal standards because MUH HERITAGE

Pretty much this

Though still better than some hideous post modern monstrosity like most European countries have

I'll describe in one word: OOORRRRDDDAAAHHH

lol? would you rather we have a fucking hideous building like say the scottish? parliament will never fall.

The building was actually severely damaged during WWII. It was intentionally rebuilt to the same specifications. Churchill's argument for doing so was that it maintained a constant sense of intimacy that other parliaments with individual seats and desks lacked.

If only the US had a parliament where senators and representatives could try to out bantz Trump every week in live action.

every time I see this disgusting mess I'm embarrassed by my country
>HALF
>A
>BILLION
>POUNDS

This place is literally the BIRTHPLACE OF BANTER

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Found a newspaper clipping of his speech explaining why they kept the design:

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I like it

ORDEEER

so many keks

>miliband actually thought he would be PM

s...stop talking so dirty, smepai

get drunk, sit down and mock your opponent's wife taste in horse cock
that's the british parliement for you

>mfw this old commie gets booted out the commons for calling cameron doggy dave

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>Can someone explain the British parliament to me?
>Why is the room so small? they barely fit in there and have no desks to put their stuff on

>Why is it so chaotic? There are always people yelling and booing

>Looks more than a overcrowded kindergarten than anything else, what am I missing here?

Brits like it cozy?

Well it is the oldest known parliament, maybe that is one reason for that...

banter is an Anglo pursuit. You and Germany are too autistic to understand it

Have you ever watched PM Q's? It's frequently hilarious

There is a refurb scheduled for some time in the mid-2020s, this should hopefully retain the architecture but widen the chamber. At the moment the size is a joke. I've been there and even though there were only a few others in there it felt very intimate. I read somewhere that they can barely fit 75% of all MPs into the Commons, which is frankly embarrassing.

>parliament
>desks

It's made for parlé not for writing. You speak, you shout to show approval or disapproval of what is being said.

That's how it works. If someone is saying something shit you shout and throw bants at them instead of writing some cuck complaint.

Why would you need a desk in a parliament? It's literally a building for speaking, only support staff need desks for record keeping.

its the best thing on C-SPAN

there actually were sweet bants in the french parliement once, they did also punched each others brain's out or kill themselves in duels. Nowadays there is one bore talking for hours while cucks yell at him

Cyprus your entire country is smaller than most cities in the UK. No wonder you have picnic benches in whatever hotel conference centre it is your leaders meet up in.

shitty parliaments

>Why is it so chaotic? There are always people yelling and booing

The britcuck is incapable of civilized conversation. It can only communicate via drunken shouting.

>c'est toi le cuck
>non c'est toi le cuck

Looks like an art school.

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>french """culture"""

Their island is so small that if they started to make rooms normal size they'd be pushing people off the coast.

TM is boring on PMQ, I miss Dave

Top kek,

Just so non-brits know. You can say anything you want in the house of parliament, except refer to someone as a liar.

pretty much, the most outraged party win

JUST

>Why is the room so small? they barely fit in there and have no desks to put their stuff on
The more squashed in they are, the better the views

The bigger question is why the brits dont update their democracy to make the house of lords actually important. A real constitution would also help.

When will the UK join the 21st century instead of having an africa-tier government system where anything goes if you have enough people in the same party?

imagine PMQ with Nigel Farage

Heritage is important, you fucking shitskin leftie.

This is a circus full of monkeys to entertain the mob and make him think that he holds any power and that those debates are actually important

rare tm bantz

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Anyway I heard the ruling class kids were send away in boarding school and shit. I guess they knew each others pretty well and grew up to be foul mouthed cunts with immense wits

To be fair it mostly happens at prime ministers questions, which is a piss take anyway.

>updating is giving more power to unelected rich people

>gif related
Is the biggest bantz weve had in our parliament in years.
Its basically wilders talking about immigrants and such and prime minister mark 'Closet fag' Rutte says "you yourself should act normally."
Wish we had some UK-tier or bulgaria-tier parliamentarially bants

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We used to get Senators beating each-other senseless with their canes.

GOOD MORNING

HOLY SHIT, who are the people sitting on the second floor? I had no idea there were seats up there, wtf.

Just copy our senate. Call it the house of lords but for god sakes a unicameral legislature where 51% control gives you 100% control to make any law you want is embarrassing. Your literal only check on the house of commons is common deceny and a tradition of "well we've always listened to these judges before..."

Parlaiment actually needs millions of pounds GBP (good boy points) to renovate it because its falling apart.

This is what they're proposing as a backup. A fucking boat.

this really is the best timeline

People were much smaller and had less stuff back when it was built

Corridor is the width it is because if both sides were to draw swords, they would be just out of reach of one another.

Building is small because it's been there for hundreds of years and you can't just whack a modern development on it.

Canada's parliament is like that but with less good bantz because it's full of fucking leafs

>that's the front

Thats not true. Parties don't all vote the same, you'll likely see some backstabbing tories on the brexit vote

tourists

the public are entitled to arrange viewings

He says in our language.

Where the fuck is Estonia anyway? Who the fuck are you and what have you contributed to the world?

To be fair, parliaments don't matter anymore since political power has been separated from wealth. Parliaments exist only to pretend that democracy is strong or something. A theatre for the naive, in practice works only as a voting machine

you really need to ask?

In all fairness it's not the worst parliament ever constructed. The Israeli Knesset is hideous

The building is newer than the US Capitol.

>That face
>looks like he apologizes after he cums.

He's a fucking faggot cunt

Its actually fucking happening isnt it?

>parliaments don't matter anymore since political power has been separated from wealth.
How so? Are you talking about the erosion of class structures because I'd argue that money has thoroughly corrupted all of government and the media is an expression of money.

Only one acceptable look of the parliament.

I have been inside the Scottish parliament and it looks dreadful.

Like some shitty modern art student from Glasgow uni went into a 3D modelling program and started extruding everything.

Public viewings.

I went there with my college once. My mate who lived in the Cotswolds had been banging on for ages about how his MP had been there for 20 years and all he ever talked about was guns.

It was a quiet day, not much going on. Lo and behold Geoffrey Clifton-Brown MP stands up, bangs on about guns and leaves.

Didn't disappoint.

Labour is pathetic. They'll never win again will they?

Is that the new Duma?

>Like some shitty modern art student from Glasgow uni went into a 3D modelling program and started extruding everything.
Yeah I said it looks like an art school. Formal buildings should be rigid imo, like greek styled courts.

House of many keks

Who #milifandom here

Oi! Red Ed Milliband is a lovely autistic man, pls no bully

It used to be that wealthy nobles were part of the parliament and debates could have influence on political decisions

People aren't falling for comrade corbyn's deluded gibs policies.

Labour are in oblivion for at least a decade

Canadian house of commons is pretty god tier

Chuka Umunna will probably take over the party after Labour loses half of their seats in the GE and return thr party to deceptive Blairism.

any chance of Boris Johnson becoming PM?

>tables

Fucking leafs

reporting in

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Bread and circuses.

No, he never wanted to be.

Not now, The current leader Corbyn is a fucking joke. youtu.be/HZPTZuwwHng

The whole party is in a massive schism at the min. They're going nowhere for at least a decade.

House of bants

If Theresa Maybe bollocks up Brexit then likely.

the same thing is going on with the democrats right now. Trump will easily get reelected, and maybe Pence will succeed him as president

>Ed Miliband is going to make a speech on the economy
>OOOOH LAHDY DAH

Hi five dad!

A fucking ugly boat.

just imagine what the Aussie house of commons is like

Ayyyyy.....!

I actually feel sorry for Corbyn

we prefer not to write in our laps like a bunch of autisms

how exactly did she become PM? How does the selection process work after a PM resigns?

It has been 226 years since the Bill of Rights was introduced. This system has worked for us for so long so why would we bother changing it now?