Redpill me on Jesus

Redpill me on Jesus.

I grew up a secularist home with college professor, pot smoking hippies for parents. They always told me that religion was a means to oppress the working class, and that it's all fairy tales.

That being said, I have never attended church and have never read the bible. What can I do to learn more about it?

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Jesus was a nigga

your parents are right. religion is a means of control.

also here is a great poem
I'm all jazzed up about cheese!!!!!
That's right, you heard me......cheese!!!!
Mother Nature's very own semi-moist dairy product.
Drop it and it doesn't shatter, kick it and it doesn't shout.
And I'm jazzed, like a cephalopod on Christmas morning!!!!
And did you know that today's scientists, with all their bio-engineering and their alchemy, can make cheese out cesium and duct tape. But they don't have to because they got cows doing the same thing in laboratories all over the world for half the pay.
And did I mention that cheese is quasi-luminous???
Well it is!!!!
And after 27 straight hours of staring into its healthy glow, I tend to get all jazzed up.
All jazzed up about cheese!!!!!
And if cheese were a kite could you fly it?
And if cheese were a piano, could you get some blind guy play it?
And if cheese were a tuba, do you think you could throw it off the Empire State Building?
Why am I asking all these questions?
Because I am jazzed!!!!!
Jazzed!!!!
All jazzed up about cheese!!!!

Jesus was Aryan, factually.

>I have never attended church or read the bible
>What can I do to learn more about it?

Gee, I don't know... How about attending church and reading the bible?

samderson1611 on jewtube is the straight dope.

I was raised by hippie degenerates too. They aren't as smart as they thought they were.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=_TBN4m5XJX8

God is real and Jesus is God.
Took me 40 years and this election to realise it.

sanderson1611

Steven Anderson

the way i was taught is any religion is just mans comfort in death
any religion is peaceful at its core; any call for action is fucking retarded.

basically jesus is like your best bro. even tho he's imaginary lol.

Jewish heretic who pissed off the kike establishment and got himself crucified. His appeal to plebeian sentiments of coming afterlife revenge eventually managed to get big during the last years of the Roman Empire, until his cult became the main one among the ""hip"" foreign eastern cults Romans were adopting in their degenerate last breaths.

C.S. Lewis' Broadcast Talks / Mere Christianity -
m.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL9boiLqIabFhrqabptq3ThGdwNanr65xU

I'm myself pretty divided on religion. I believe in god but i disagree with the bible. I guess i'm truly lost.

What parts of the bible do you disagree with?

You know Jesus was a nigger because he was more valuable dead than alive.

everything is just a mean of control

>They always told me that religion was a means to oppress the working class, and that it's all fairy tales.

You're right, but Jesus was a concept coined as a way of freedom from the concept of original sin - He freed all of mankind from the bondage of original sin as coined by the priest class of the time who deemed that all people from birth owed to the temple simply by existing within their operating kingdom.

This is the most important lesson of the story of Jesus - God himself sent his only son to earth to die to show all of man that you are set free from bondage and from organized churches of manpriests, who will trade in the churches, lead you stray and trade in the church in any form.

But this is the biggest redpill to Christians who have gone crawling back to organized, corrupt churches of all kinds and idol worships and their doctrines designed to corrupt the original meaning of the story of Jesus and his eternal sacrifice to mankind, each and every one of you was set free and yet you go against the gift given to you by submitting to churches of manpriest who subvert your free will, the first of all gifts purposely given to man by God.

God is the I AM, not the 'we are'.

And I'm not even religious but it fucking baffles me how Christians had fallen so far from their most core story and saviour.

Any man who follows a religious idle is a cuck.

Jordan Peterson has a lot of good videos on Christianity and how it's not meant to be taken literally (Earth was not created in 6 days obviously) but it has evolved as a way to inform people about the proper way to live in order to reconcile the inherent sadness associated with consciousness and intelligence. The Psychology of Redemption video might be a good place to start.

youtu.be/DtiRzQMgBDM

maybe the many contradictions

like what?

>contradictions
There are no contradictions, and those who say there are got their information from a buttblasted jew in a Google search.

You've never read the Bible.

He is the son of GOD.

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Jesus was a literary figure created by the Romans to tame wild Jews, using some of the pre-existing religious infrastructure of Mithraism. It used the Hebrew literary technique of typology to set up Jesus as the new prophet for the Jews. New Testament turned their warrior messiah religion into a turn the other cheek religion to pacify them and make them submit to Caesar.

Read Caesar's Messiah by Joe Atwill for the proof.

>They always told me that religion was a means to oppress the working class, and that it's all fairy tales.

self inflicted oppression is just responsibility explained from the viewpoint of children.


sage

Your parents were degenerates and so was Jesus.

This

>Job 1:6-7
>One day angels came to the Lord. Satan also came with them. The Lord said to Satan, “Where have you come from?” Satan answered, “From traveling all around the earth. I’ve been going from one end of it to the other.”

I thought God couldn't tolerate the presence of sin? So what is Satan doing around God and other angels? And then there's the obvious question of why in the world God agreed to a bet with Satan and let him torture a dude to prove a point. Why would God need to prove anything to Satan?

There are many, many more contradictions and falsehoods in the Bible. Reading it is a great way to find them.

He is the son of the original G.

Jesus was a very wise and great teacher. He also probably never existed. The bible is worth studying and learning about, but it's important to acknowledge your own limitations. IE you can't "know" if any of the claims are true, so if you think they are based on the book alone, you're an irrational fuck.

Just pick up a bible really, religion is essentially a pre civilization meta culture on how to conduct yourself, but there are many more meanings to be found especially in the New Testament. Photo-memes if you will

Proto* dammed Apple

>asks about Jesus
>posts painting of Michelle Obama

>submit to Caesar
>Gaius Julius Caesar (13 July 100 BC – 15 March 44 BC)

really light up my old candle.

*lit

The real picture of Jesus is he is white.

>Jesus cleared temple of money lenders
>Jesus taught you to be a door mat
Jesus didn't teach you to be a door mat. That was the Euro Cucks doing Euro cuck things even then.

Jesus is anti-crime, pro family, etc. He just didn't like the Jews using him as a tool for their corrupt control of a society via the phony Talmud.

Instead, he taught people that self control was the ultimate red pill and led to power and a proper civilization.

Look around and see if He wasn't right.

His hair was like cotton. HIS HAIR WAS LIKE COTTON. We was jeebus n shiet.

That is a pretty good argument.

Look up Michael Licona. He will give you historically factual arguments for Christ that are pretty much bulletproof.

Ceasar was a title for all after him...

>(((jesus)))

GTFO with "never existed". Vast majority of scholars and historians agree he existed, majority agree he was crucified and died on the cross. Educate yourself fag

The secret is the Euros always wanted Serfs and haven't thrown off their shackles yet. Look at their societies and their fear of guns. Jesus grabbing a whip and cleaning up his religion while telling us to do the same is the ultimate anti Serf.

Proverbs taught a man that controls himself is greater than a man whole controls a city.

The problem Jesus identified and taught is that people that seek to control things externally never stop. Its always a slippery slope. See Usury.

Instead he taught, a person that learns proper self control takes only what he needs and responds properly to situations.

If you have the state of society, you need to learn about who Jesus really was. Not the scholar bullshit, eurocuck bullshit, or the gibberish He is love bullshit.

He stood for the strong man and women working in equal. He stood for self power and respect. And he taught for strong families.

The real secret of the Gospels is they aren't teachings for how we interact with others but teachings for how we should manage ourselves.

Turn the other cheek doesnt literally mean letting Tyrone rob you and Arab Joe rape your women.

It means instead of thoughtlessly reacting, you react with a logical and fair process. Otherwise, you dont have a civilization - you have tribalism like the Jews did.

God is more than a concept. God is a person. He is your loving Father. He created everything. And He invites you into relationship with Him.

If you answer the call He has placed on your heart, you will be able to know Him and to live with Him forever.

There is nothing better than to know the living God, the one who has created everything and who knows you intimately.

The Bible is the record of God's relationship with an ancient tribe (the Hebrews) and how they repeatedly failed to live up to His demands. Jesus is God in the flesh -- He came to invite everyone into His kingdom and His loving embrace despite our inability to live up to His standards.

Read the parable of the prodigal son. If you see yourself at all as the prodigal, then know that God is waiting for you to return to Him. Seek Him, and He will run to you.

ITT plebbit spacing

Here's a few tips to avoid misunderstandings and traps set up by modern jews and shabbos goyim:

- Jesus Christ was a Judahite from Judaea.
- A Judahite is a member of the tribe of Judah, one of the twelve Tribes of Israel and the most prominent.
- The word Jew in the Bible is used as a demonym. And when it says that Jesus was a Jew, it means that he was from Judaea.
- He wasn't a jew in the modern sense of the word. The religion of judaism didn't even exist in the times of Christ. Pharisaism did, and Jesus condemned it categorically.
- Judaism is a modern name pharisees use to blend in more easily in Christian civilizations. This allows them to infiltrate and subvert the host country/civilization much more easily. It also allows them to avoid persecution by convincing useful idiots inside those countries that their cult is related or that it precedes Christianity.

This comes off the top of my mind for now.
For related information I recommend this video:
youtube.com/watch?v=ncaorJJM2MI

Steven Anderson is a bit of a nutjob and a cuck, but what he says in the video above is spot on.

Your parents are totally right. Basically, the Roman empire had everything figured out. So you actually had to be worth something to become powerful. Jews were screwed, because all they could be were math geeks and financial handlers and they couldn't cheat and steal. So they made up a fairy tale that you should be quiet and accept shit and then when you die you'll totally be rewarded.

Jesus was a philosopher who talked about enshrining a philosophy around western, white values - value in society, civilized behaviour, helping and caring for your neighbour, the sanctity of marriage and the family.

Then (((they))) said he is magic and actually told you to take it very deep and you will reap the benefits. They also very cleverly made suffering, dying and in general being fucked a sign of magic and good stuff, so when inevitably a retarded emperor decided to kill them all, suddenly everyone accepted (((they))) were on to something. As time progresses, more and more resources were drawn into the church which suddenly realised it could get people to do stuff and give them stuff for no fucking reason whatsoever. Arabs saw this and needed poor goat farmers to fight for free, so they made their own variation.

That's about it. Christianity will largely die as sky magic very soon and will likely disappear or transform into what Buddhism is, a philosophy.

Wasnt he a roman/kebab mongrel?

>following a shitskin religion

I will never understand why any sane white person would do this. Even larping and pretending you're a druid or whatever is a better choice.

He wasn't black for one thing

Amen.

>I have never attended church and have never read the bible. What can I do to learn more about it?
Read the bible. The whole thing
You'll be an atheist for life

>Muh romanticised crusades

Fight the sandniggers long enough and you will find yourself a sandniigger.

He was revolutionist who stepped on toes of the Jews, and then they had the Romans kill him.

>Literally accepted as king of the Jews
>Surrounded by Jews
>Romans don't trust Jews
>His talks were used to destroy the white empire

Learn history before you embarrass yourself.

>Redpill me on Jesus.
Cynical Jew

Jesus was a racist, misogynistic, and anti semitic bigot

>misogynistic
Remember when the based jews of yonder tried to stone a whore and Jesus called them out for slutshaming?

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Disown your parents please

>Disown your parents please

>when the caricature is spot on

Yeshua was a Hebrew, his name is the shortened form of Yehoshua which mean "YHVH Saves"

When Adam took the Fruit of the Knowledge of Good and Evil, he signed over control of the world to Satan. Since God is completely just and will not sin, he had to take back control of the world legally, he did so by giving birth to a son who could die sinless and untainted by the seed of sinful man. Yeshua got the authority to strip the control of the world from Satan and is currently in the process of doing so, which will culminate in a war in heaven, with Satan being cast down to the Earth, where he will inflict great tribulation upon mankind. Yeshua will the come to earth and destroy all the sinners with the brightness of his presence and the words of his mouth, and rule for all eternity

Does any one view Jesus as a revolutionary metaphor instead of a literal figure?

I could see some dude named Yeshua leading a revolting against the customs of the age and then after his crucification which was standard punishment for all dissenters.

His followers then built a mythos around him to raise him up and get more followers.

>Yeshua was a Hebrew, his name is the shortened form of Yehoshua which mean "YHVH Saves"

>יהוה jehovah

He fucks Mary Called Magdalene every night. Judas is actually gay and is very jelly

Close, it's Yahowsha(Yahowah saves) Yeh means nothing, Yah is Gods nickname. Go to blessyahowah.com add me on twitter @jadeaube

Its YHWH not YHVH, Yod Hey Wah Hey not

Yod Hey Vey Hey. I am, I exist.

Again, its Yahowsha, same as John would be Yahowchannan or Matthew is Mattinyah, not Yehowchannan or Mattinyeh

KANG
OF
KANGS

Correct

not factually at all, kike
incorrect, jew

>I thought God couldn't tolerate the presence of sin?

God made the Mosaic Law with the Hebrews who were always in a sinful state of the flesh. The sins were temporarily forgiven when the Hebrews sacrificed animals to God. However, if God didn't tolerate the presence of sin, he never would have taken a people for himself out of my kind since we all are sinners by inheritance. No amount of animal sacrifice could change that.

>And then there's the obvious question of why in the world God agreed to a bet with Satan and let him torture a dude to prove a point. Why would God need to prove anything to Satan?

There was no betting involved. God didn't need to prove anything to Satan yes, but that account of Job was recorded for us. No matter what Satan throws at us, in order to have us "curse God and die", we can take a stand against the obstacles like Job. Yes, we can prove ourselves faithful to God and prove Satan a liar.

>There are many, many more contradictions and falsehoods in the Bible. Reading it is a great way to find them.

No.

bullshit lies

He was a jew who wanted to outjew other jews and Romans executed him because he was going to gain plebian sentiment

>taken a people for himself out of my kind

I meant to say mankind

Nice rebuttal

jesus is a filthy kike
and don't try to be sarcy you fucked up jew