Rockpill me on longnose tribe, cave/pol/

Rockpill me on longnose tribe, cave/pol/

>be ugh
>have rrrah
>ooog ugs my smarrr arrrs
>get argghs
>rocking long noses...

>me borrow rocks from longnose to trade for axe
>want me to give more rocks back to longnose than he give me
>hit longnose with new axe
>now me have all rocks

ooga booga, where da white wimmin at?

rrrrrrrrrrrwwwwwwoooooorrrrr!
>RWWWWWAAAAAAAARRRRRR
>GRRRRERRRRRROOOOOOO
>WWWWWWWWWWWWUUUUURRRR
>Roawr

Clubs to death*

Ugg, some person give quick rundown on Rockdanoffs

give me a quick rundown about this guy

The grunt that saved Neander valley

Ug ug slow roll down better

Me steal your woman now

man from longnose tribe give berries for shiny rocks
haha longnose funny, what he do with rocks? can't eat! hahaha

The chiefs have discovered fire and are keeping it a secret. Wake up.

that's one handsome nigger

Come from Saturn.

Killed our prophet Rocksus.

Cause commotion with orcs.

Audible kek

The earth be round don't listen shaman's words he longnose descent

ORANGEMAN IS LITERALLY GORILLA!

OOGA BOOGA cave Sup Forums clubbed the fugg out

*drops talk rock*

I've never understood why white people are associated with neanderthals, while arabs and Jews look like literal Neanderthals. Can someone redpill me on this?

Berry pickers were mistake. CLUB THE LONGNOSE, CAVE WAR NOW

Sick of wasting time on Sup Forums, then...

Thank you, comrades.

QUICK RUNDOWNON GURK:
>Rothschilds bow to Gurk
>In contact with aliens
>Possess psychic-like abilities
>Own castles & banks globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Gurkville will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Gurk babies
>said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of an angel who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with him
>He owns Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Longnose bots inside you right now
>He is in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader's first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Gurk hut in Post-glacial Europe?
>scientists pointed a telescopic array at the source of the 'longnose bang' that created our universe
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Gurk
>He is about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know his ultimate plans yet. We hope he is a benevolent being.
>the big red phone in the Kremlin is a direct line to the his hut
>the last person who missed a call was Mikhail Gorbachov.

Tronk Orangeman good chief, he save tribe. no brownman taking berries when tronk orangeman chief

Rockpill me on George Stoneos guys

Haha greasy man want woman leader greasy man dumb

Okay

>Rockchilds bow to Rockdanoffs
>Rumored to be in contact with sky people
>Direct Descendents of chief bloodline
>Rumored to have 140+ IQ
>Control all livestock breederies in world, the first domesticated animals will be Rockdanoff animals
>Fund kayaks to go other places, the firat city in the new world will be Rockandoviska
>Control sky magic, can make zap bolts come down at will.
>Can summon fire instantly
>Rummored to be part neanderthal

at last i truly unga

How can woman lead if not even know how to hunt? Need strong man to be chief.

this really ooga'd my boogas

Only plains hunters voted for Trump.
All cave folk voted for Hillary.

Ugg, how to stop neander women from woman breeding with oogah boogah sapiens

Not gonna lie, former Grump supporter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Grump crash and burn fire. But in all seriousness we can't let this Neanderthal get the Stonehenge codes!

ok i've been spending to much time on Sup Forums that pic looks to me like a happy merchant

Cave people dumb write on walls they starve without plan and wood people

T. Plain hunter

FUCK GRUMP AND FUCK NEANDERTHALS

rock the nose tribe bunga war now

>mfw I club a cro-magnon rapefugee to death

Let me rockpill you on fire

They keep trying to trade us shell necklaces...but why

Why do they insist on trading our fresh meat that we work hard for, for shells?

Why do they assume that their skin and hair was like ours? If you threw a gorilla skin on that, it would look a lot more real.

Fuck off Crack The Rock

>Thank you, comrades.
You're the same autist that makes those commie threads, aren't you?

Filthy people, rarely showered.

Berry picker as fuck....

BIG NEANDERTHAL COCK

>inb4 manlet
lmfao keep crying cuck-magnons

>at last i truly unga

underrated kek

>200,000 B.C
>Using fire

Its like you WANT to make gods mad

The Rojos don't own copyright on the word, Compañero.

>Enter codename rogan
>Receive 20% off your next purchase at onnit

How can cro magnon even compete?!

Me no believe in those gods tonton believe in frogman

>Long day hunt-gathering
>longnose tribesman from across stream offer give 3 stone weight of wood for deer leg meat
>Seem reasonable, me have plenty deer meat, need wood but not want leave cave again
>Longnose bring wood and heavy-measure rocks
>Put puny branch on heavy-measure and it weight WHOLE THREE STONES
>me try beat longnose to death with rock but find FAKE HOLLOW ROCK, NOT GOOD FOR TRADE, NOR GOOD FOR CAVE HEAD IN

Me go throw voting rock at Chief Turomp, he say he make rockwall keep longnose AND beantribe out.

Red pill me flinstones

>Fire is man made, just rub rocks!
Really makes you thunga

This mans penis weighs 7lbs
Silicone injections work wonders my man

>come back from rock quarry early
>Head into cave, see unfamiliar club by the door
>Feel angry and sad
>Walk into bedroom
>Wife and neighbor JaRockQuan in bed having sex
>Feel sad, but aroused
>Watch until they are done, JaRockQuan deposits baby humans inside wife
>Beg her to let me take them out, but she refused and says JaRockQuan babies better than me babies
>Wife will be having those kids any day now

What should me do?

My bad

If frogman real, he give two numbers same

such bullshit
neanderthals had to use clothes
they lived in cold places

Cromaglets, when um them learn?

Let have mix babies, you small cro magnon cock cant compete, cro magnon women BELONG to neanderthal men

Build cuckhut let homoerectus continue to man baby with woman

Not sure if time traveling cavemen or common everyday modern nigger

>Any in cave like Goe Rockgan fire speak at night? He fire speak with many warriors. Sometime he try and sell monkey rocks to make stong.

>longnose
>white

You not true worshiper of frogman, of course he no give digits.

Frog man no like us we no good to him

Quite.

Fucking Kek

It's just a painting Rashid, not a science publication.
It's probably so you can see his dick and compare it to the human.

rock-warming pretend story made by longnose shaman, probably to sell more rock.
Me see MANY rock every day, never is rock on fire.

Perhaps one day, our descendants will find frogman favor.

he talk cave wall fire shadow but no can see, only hear, make me no want more of fire talk
monkey rock make stronk, good trade for berries

>sparks flying
>rothchild time machine appears
>Gurk steals your rock money
>time travels away

GREAT CAVE PROPHET HAS SPOKEN