Science proves you can be straight and suck cock

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POL BTFO

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fruit_machine_(homosexuality_test)
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I don't have to read that to know its bullshit

Well guess I'll go suck a big schlong.

Already determined by real men that under certain circumstances a straight man can suck a dick and still be straight.

(((research)))

you can be straight and take a bottle in your ass to. The question is, why?

>vice
>research
what the fuck kind of bait is this?

To understand how a gay person can feel oppressed in society

nu-science is becoming 100% (((science))) slowly but surely.

when everyone's a faggot
No one will be

>Science proves you can be straight and suck cock
"Science" also says a bumble bee cannot fly.

>study says people can be aroused by men and women regardless of how they identify
>they conclude heterosexuals don't exist

Who the fuck writes this shit, even if a person thinks of themselves as heterosexual and they get aroused by a dick it does not invalidate their identity.

People being attracted to sex is no surprise, fucking idiots

so i guess this means all gays are straight people who choose to suck cock.

POL UN-BTFO

>Science proves you can be straight and suck cock
>vice

Get out.

that means traps aren't gay as suspected :DDDDD

(((Vice)))

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I would have been open to this kind of research a couple of years ago, but I can safely dismiss it now. I used to think that I might be gay so I experimented and had seven different men penetrate me to see if I liked it, but I didn't. I might try a few more times to make completely sure, but I can safely say that I am straight now. How many of you 'straight' men who have never been pounded say for sure that you aren't gay, you can't really, can you?!

Makes sense seeing I sucked your dad off

>(((vice)))

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why is the left trying to turn science into memes and feelings?

i blame facebook groups like "i fucking love science"

science is meant to be slow, laborious and boring. it is meant to be dominated by the sort of meticulous autists that can barely function outside of the lab. any attempt to prove scientifically that people are or are not gay is non-replicable unless they are doing genetic research.

i hate the left so much.

>based on eye dilation
>always indicates attraction

What a pile of shit

eyes dilate for general interest.

eyeing up a potential fight can cause dilation too

>Pupil dilation
>Accurate test for sexuality in any way

What I find incredibly amusing is that years ago this exact test and it's flaws was being brought up by the left as an example of sexual discrimination. Now they've found a way to twist it into something that suits their narrative, suddenly the test is completely credible.

Eyes dilate when exposed to different light levels. Any difference between pictures or from a film will cause changes.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fruit_machine_(homosexuality_test)

Hello, I am Newer Research, esq.
Gay people are all faking it.

You're an embarassment

Jesus, I am almost certain your trolling

> Had 7 men penetrate me
> Need to test a few more times
> Almost certain I'm straight


ROFL

Wow, the gay agenda is fucking horrific. I always knew the gays were trying to turn straight men gay so they could get more action, but this is just ridiculous.

snopes.com/science/bumblebees.asp

>science being used to normalize degeneracy
>getting upset when Trump shits on science
really riles up those neural receptors

The official /polgb/ discord!

discord.gg/nR4hJZ4

Are you perhaps, dare I say, an expert even?

As if we needed another reason to throw the social "sciences" into a dumpster and set the dumpster on fire.

It proofs nothing. Pure speculation.
Sage

10/10 post

I have never been turned on sexually by another man, not when I was horny, not when I was drunk, simply never. In fact, if I imagine sucking a dick or kissing a man or whatever, I feel slightly sick. I have been turned on by a lot of women, however, so it's not like I'm asexual. But if Sheky Rubenstein's (((research))) says straight men don't exist then I guess I am bisexual or even full blown gay.

lmao oh fuck.

its nothing but the continuing bombardment of propaganda from (((them))) for the past 10 years.

I hope some people are waking up to this stupid shit, others are far too indoctrinated to help. My own history teacher was a leftist swine, going back to 2002-2003, the fuckhead claimed Hiter had brown eyes and pushed all that holahoax bullshit down our throats for years.

It's almost like those articles where (((Christians))) say Mohammed should be considered an important prophet in the Christian religion.

Quality post topkek 10/10

>"science"
>"""""research"""""

Finally I can suck dicks without being called a faggot

Severely underrated

>broadly.vice.com/en_us/article/straight-people-dont-exist-new-research-says

>Sexuality was a choice all along

what a shock

This sort of 'research' pisses me off so much. Not because its necessarily false or bad research, but because it proves the exact opposite of what they think it does, and is actually evidence for the ancient view. Let me explain.

The ancient view of sexuality was that sex was something you did, and sexual attraction was a minor component of that. In the Hebrew view if you fucked men, you were a sodomite. In the Greek view, you were a faggot [supposing you were the receiver]. In any case, what you did mattered, and how you felt about it was regarded as at best a trivial afterthought. Anyone could do gay shit, in theory. It was regarded as any other action/motivation mix, with the motivating factor [or 'temptation' in moral terms] varying between individuals.

The modern view was something entirely different. Sexuality was inborn, homosexuality was primarily something you were, the motivating factor existing in a large quantity was sufficient to prove you gay even if you neither had nor had interest in having sex with a man. Straight people were straight, gay people were gay, and the former should get over it because the latter can't help it.

The post-modern view, which is developing, is presenting itself as a gateway of decadence, saying sexuality is 'fluid' and everyone is varying degrees of bi. In effect they are presenting the ancient view, that sexuality is conduct, but they are masking it with the pretense of the modern view [that sexuality cannot be helped]. In effect, while the scientific reality is that the ancients were right, they're applying modern morality to it to try and get everyone [or that sub-set of the population with any amount of homosexual leanings] to engage in said conduct.

Its absolutely infuriating. They are on the cusp of realizing their entire theory was wrong from the start, but they keep marching on like this is simply the logical extension of the modern view and not a total contradiction.

it's all a culmination of the
>"le quirky Bill Nye/Space Negroe/Musk science man! :DDDD Like OMFG I FUCKING LOVE LE SCIENCE!!!1 Portal is like my favorite game ever! BAZINGAAA! XDDDD"
crowd giving attention to the people who try to get famous popularizing """""science""""".

You know what real science is? It's long, fucking boring, and repetitive as hell. It HAS to be replicator, or else it ain't shit. You spend all day in the lab and you're stuck on university campus or a corporate complex babysitting your procedure. You have to wake up at 3 AM to go check on your experimental batch; you have to kiss ass in a mega-bureaucracy dominated by elitist oldfags. You can spend 15 years on a project without any miraculous breakthroughs, and have it scrapped in 3 months if you fuck up or marketing decides to kill it. If you're lucky you choose a profession that goes out into the field, otherwise the highlight of your career will be attending a pointless conference at the Holiday Inn at Colorado Springs with your fellow soulless.

But hey fuck me, (((the eternal kike))) declared that psychology/sociology/social """sciences""" we're equal to the hard sciences, and now we have every clickbait internet liberal going around on a moral high horse because they believe "science is on my side!". In reality they're modern-day alchemists parading around like neurosurgeons, it's disgusting and (((subversive))) and the way it creates confusion is classic (((Alinskyism))).


FUCK SOCIAL STUDIES

FUCK BUZZFEED/VICE/VOX MEDIA

FUCK EVERY DROOLING MONKEY WHO BELIEVES THIS SHLOCK OF AN ARTICLE

I read the actual study, well, parts of it. They do not, in any way, conclude that straight people do not exist. Rather they found that all women are "attracted" to both sexes. The attraction is not really real attraction, it's their simulated attraction which may or may not reflect real attraction. That aside they found that even lesbians were somewhat "attracted" to men and even straight women were somewhat "attracted" to women. That's it -- surprising? Of course not. Female sexuality in a fluid way to increase bonding among partners (multiple female partners were fairly often since we know that one ALPHA get many women)

Snopes (liberal shit rag) got the majority of the story wrong. Hell they even admitted the origin to be true, then went off on some weird tangent about flexible vs. fixed wings. Jesus H. Christ. Why the fuck would you look to snopes for an answer? The aerodynamicist pointed out that an airplane based on that design couldn't fly.

>(((vice)))

.......right.

Exactly.

It's ironic how everyone is taking this message.

It's like they're trying to tell people that faggots AREN'T just straight people sucking cock.

? It seems like science has a good idea how bumblebees fly. Also keep in mind SCIENCE DOES NOT PROVE ANYTHING. That is a fundamental tenant of science. Normies use "science proves", science can DISPROVE but cannot PROVE, that's just the way things work. What might have happened is "scientists can't explain why bumblebees can fly, yet"

Anyways as I said the scientists in OPs article DO NOT CLAIM straight people do not exist. Such a view is COMPLETE BULLSHIT, conjured up by the scum of the earth -- journalists.

fpbp

>Science

>"It's basically a study that assesses sexual orientation by looking at the eyes and whether they dilate or not. You can't control your eye dilation. Essentially, that's what the whole project attempts to get at, another way of assessing sexuality without relying on self report. Another way of course is genital arousal, but that gets a little invasive."
Are you fucking for real? Eye dilation?

Anything shocking, interesting or bright can cause dilation.

Not as embarrassing as your inability to pick up on sarcasm/trolling.

You can't argue that blacks aren't the same species as whites because the definition of a species group suggests that the members of that group can interbreed. Last time I checked, blacks were capable of breeding with whites.

>this is not to say it is a good thing

So it IS a choice.

Implying fights aren't arousing