Deadspin got so badly owned by Ted Cruz yesterday that it seems to have driven their head editor insane. He's literally challenged the entire internet to a MMA match!
Any takers Sup Forums?
Deadspin editor wants to fight us irl
James Davis
Angel Roberts
A challenger approaches!
Adrian Russell
Lol Deadspin guy is fucked!
This is why you don't pretend to be a tough guy on the internet
Owen Davis
Bump
Christian Roberts
Doesn't work that way, buttercup. Up you go.
Jonathan Davis
AH SHIT
Austin Nelson
He won't be able to march after this man
Joshua King
>BEING BTFO THIS HARD
Austin King
Something something Glocktagon.
Camden Watson
Hell fuckin' yeah.
Alexander Cox
He is about to delete his twitter account.
Wyatt Lopez
>Deadspin got so badly owned by Ted Cruz yesterday
What happened?
Logan Martinez
Daniel Hall
...
Jordan Lewis
Lol nice
Also, what happened?
Kayden King
"Say that to my face and not online, tough guy!"
"K"
"Well fuck"
Ayden Parker
Lol
Cant ruse the cruz
Benjamin Sullivan
What does this guy even look like
Joseph Sullivan
What a massive faggoty faggot. Fake tough guy. There'll be some fanciful excuse why he won't be able to fight Rangerbro
Colton Rodriguez
>I'm right and there's NOTHING YOU CAN PRESENT that proves otherwise
>how 'bout this?
>FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU YOU PIECE OF SHIT HOW DARE YOU CHALLENGE THE IMPENETRABLE TRUTH I PUT FORWARD
this shit really needs to stop
Jack Brown
>threatening to fight people on the internet
>using your real name
>not even using a smug anime avatar
baffling
Asher Rogers
Oh it got better.
> i'm not owned
> princess, if you need to tell Twitter you didn't get owned, you got totally fucking owned
Eli Ortiz
Fighting an old man is like fighting a woman. Even if you win, you lose.
Luis Ramirez
Oh come now. Tim Marchman is a fine young chap who is a man of his word. He most definitely will face that scoundrel Tim Kennedy in the ring, televised, so the world can see truly how tough he is.
Hudson Murphy
>im kennedy
Deadspin gonna get fucked by a green beret
Jonathan Hill
>ur too pussy to meet me in a ufc octagon
>actual ufc fighter responds
fucking lel
Brayden Garcia
I fucking love Tim Kennedy
Cameron Lopez
Well damn, congrats
>/ourguy/
Champion of Cruz and blessed by KEK.
May glore and glory be upon you.
>Shiliday!
Easton Gray
tim kennedy is a high quality memer
and yoel cheated. tim won that.
Jeremiah Anderson
im just gonna leave this here
Xavier Wilson
>Tim Marchman
Cameron Parker
Oh god please get some fucking skinhead beast to demolish this cunt.
Luke Cook
>works at deadspin
>throw a bitchfit about El Rato
>get irreparably blown the fuck out
>still works at deaspin
Fucking lmao this person should honestly just kill themselves to avoid further embarrassment
Nicholas Lewis
I like how he used cuck as an insult.
Thought they were against that sort of thing considering he's being a white knight of the highest Excalibur.
That's what she looks like? God, I'd at least always pictured her as one of those attractive lib students not the girl who grew up in a trailer with a face comparable to her six dogs.
Landon Walker
>Gawker died
>still getting fucked over by everyone else afterwards
Isaiah Howard
If he even agrees to do it, I'll concede that he's at least strong willed.
Won't stop him from getting his ass beat, though.
Wyatt Howard
>PephzRB8
PEP
HayZ
ReB
EIGHT
PEPE'S REBATE?
Spooky, I feel like their is a skeleton in my skin...
Ian Stewart
in this case it literally was just a prank bro. they took it poorly yesterday and he's trying to save face today. deadspin is a cesspool tho
Brody Hill
average cruz voter
how can drumpfies every recover
Juan Green
That's the faggot calling people out? I figured he'd be a little more masculine.
Gavin Roberts
I'm pretty sure he voted Trump at the end
Blake Cooper
what the fuck? i love ted cruz now
Jace Hill
Ted's been upping his meme game
I like it
Grayson Garcia
>tfw you should've stayed a #cruzmissle
Angel Evans
The cruz missile came home
Aaron Torres
this level of trolling woulve gone a long way during the campaign. good shit
Isaac Flores
When's the fight? Either the fight will be scheduled or else the Deadspin editor will admit that he's the PATHETIC FAGGOT, right?
Alexander Sanchez
No, I think this is him. Can't get a body shot.
Jonathan Green
The funniest part is Cruz didn't even own him that bad, he literally just sperged out and has a public breakdown over nothing.
Sebastian Gonzalez
Why are American leftists all trying to act so hardcore suddenly?
Landon Myers
desperation can be intoxicating. just like a kamikaze pilot or a suicide bomber
Tyler Reyes
...
Austin Ward
because trump is president and they think everything is a movie like red dawn now and they're the wolverines.
pathetic hollywood masturbatists
Jose Jackson
What is on webm?
Isaiah Russell
holy shit i just came. BTFO
Oliver Wilson
Look at #theresistance on Twitter, these people legit think they're in Nazi-occupied France.
Crashed Japanese pilot in the ocean gets shot at, detonates a grenade rather be shot/caught.
Chase Hill
>I like how he used cuck as an insult.
>Thought they were against that sort of thing considering he's being a white knight of the highest Excalibur.
Because he really wanted to say "faggots" but knows he would get jumped on. "cuck" is the new "fag" with the same emasculation message but none of the burden of offending homosexuals. A little bit of him deep down probably wants to call us "nigger" , "faggots" and "cucks" in the same sentence but is weighed down from PC didactic bullshit to carry through with it.
Easton Peterson
>his social media intern's joke was basic
Yet when Hillary's twitter team comes up with "DELET UR ACOUNT!!" the world goes into a frenzy as if it was a massive burn.
Jace Walker
How is any human capable of producing so much salt?
Is this guy the dead sea in disguise?
Blake Morgan
>Under investigation for deleting emails after being subpoenaed
>Make jokes about deleting things.
The fact she didn't get raked over the coals for that shows how controlled the media is.
Jace Edwards
Trump Jr. replied back with "delete your emails" or something along the lines. It was mentioned tho.
Isaiah Nguyen
What's a deadspin?
Asher Rogers
Jesus. He's going to get owned. If I knew he was such a little shit, I would've taken him up on it... Well, I would have to have twitter also, and be a fan of Lyin' Ted.
Carson Myers
The push for people to go out and get a copy of 1984 is making me laugh now after the shit show that was Hillary's media coverage during the election.
Hunter Hernandez
I'd fight this faggot.
Cameron Scott
wtf? I LOVE Tim Kennedy now!
Samuel Flores
BTFO this hard twice in 24 hours. Goddamnit, 2017 is delivering so hard.
Ayden Rogers
he learned a lot in his fight against Donald
Noah Richardson
He'll stay silent on it and pretend like it never happened tomorrow like all the other media Jews
Mason Price
good meme game.
Dominic Garcia
this really. I'm ok with people talking the talk as long as they are willing to walk the walk. It's why I love Trump
Connor Russell
CHAMPION OF CRUZ HAS ENTERED THE FREY.
Ryder Ortiz
2017 has been long dopamine trip. 4 years is good enough but there is a strong chance it will lengthen to twice more years.
Jordan Gutierrez
Theyre all trying to make it seem like it's because of Kellyanne Conway's statement though...
John Watson
Ted Cruz was the only non illuminati candidate. Trump is controlled by illuminati
David Diaz
Is it legal to kill another man with a single punch if you are not intending for that punch to explode his entire head?
Angel Russell
send sam hyde
Nicholas Adams
Leftists started projecting themselves openly now.
Jayden Clark
WTF I LOVE TIM KENNEDY NOW
BASED
Robert Wright
>RangerUp
love those guys
Kayden Gutierrez
I would prefer an old timey duel.
Robert Perez
>deadspin
Worst sports site, and that's really saying something
Jack Perez
>Ted is off training in meme-space to up his powerlevel
>For his next run
He truly is our Vegeta.
Mason Collins
>tfw not strong enough to physically threaten anyone
Austin Moore
Why the hell is this Gawker offshoot still up? Nobody reads that shit.
Sebastian Cruz
>leftist manginas threatening to fight uncucked alpha Trump voters
The left is so pathetic right now.
Xavier Young
I would be totally happy with Cruz Being the 2024 guy
Brandon Perez
...
Jayden Robinson
>SAY THAT TO MY FACE AND NOT ONLINE!
>lol kay
>y-... you too...
Chase Young
WTF I love Tim Kennedy now!
Lincoln Garcia
Ted is almost ready to become Trump's true friendly rival. Keep on learning from Trump, Soarin' Ted
Jaxon Morgan
>sjw
>Masculin
yeah...no
Brandon Nelson
I'm never going to come down from this election high at this rate
Brayden Russell
Is Cruz Trump's Vegeta?
William Ward
Colton Sanchez
>pepe's ree bait
also checked
Nicholas Torres
i know im not tired of winning yet.
non-progressive americans are going to end up feeling like a bunch of people coming down off ecstasy and a serotonin overload
Luke Baker
Those two pics are the same guy. Look at the ears. He grew a beard to try to not look like such a faggot.
Gavin Martin
yes, soarin' ted's redeemption arc is the best side story of the elction youtube.com
Jack Butler
TOO LATE
I AM PROMOTING THIS FIGHT ALL OVER THE PLACE, ONE TIM KENNEDY VIDEO AT A TIME