BALDWIN GETS ENTIRE EPISODE OF SNL TO ROAST TRUMP

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aren't even hardcore leftists getting sick of this shit?

Get the popcorn.

member when he yelled at his daughter over the phone like a fucking psycho? I member

youtube.com/watch?v=8J0-ZatDHug

i haven't watched saturday night live in over 12 years, but it's constantly in the fucking news. there's usually a couple articles on google news feed talking about it.

what the fuck. they're like trying to act as if it's some neutral comedy act or reflection of the country? it's some liberal fucking retards dancing like monkey. WHO CARES.

What's the ETA on the Trump meltdown?

Will he ever be able to recover?

>i dont care if youre 12 or 11 years old
>your mother was a thoughtless pain in the ass

god, I always knew that guy was a piece of shit.

Holy shit he said this to his 12 year old daughter becuz she forgot to pick up her phone

>I'm gonna fly out there for the day just to straighten your ass out
>You are a rude thoughtless pig
>I don't give a damn if you're 12 years old

Lmao what the fuck
This is insane

Does anyone still watch this show? 90s reruns with Farley are the only entertaining thing that show has put out in 30 years.

His impression is terrible.

snl is dead, that's probably why

>goyim, don't you remember the cowbell and da bears? yeah, we're still around, but here's this fat ugly nigress instead. she's just as funny as men you fucking bigot

I watched a week or to ago and they've completely lost sight of comedy to be a political hit piece. It's not even funny. That Jew daily show fag used to write funny shit from time to time but they have a whole week, and it's still not funny. Just fire all of them and make it the Justin Timberlake variety hour. The Alec Baldwin stuff make sme cringe. He's just embarrassing himself. Bit he's a prick so no need to stop his shameful antics.

Are someone actually still watching snl?
Boring, unfunny repetitive.

Yeah, girl
I'm gonna straighten that ass out
Yeah
I'm coming right over to straighten that 12 year old ass out
... yeah

Why didn't they roast obumer?

It's been less than a week and they're going to throw an episode long saltfest? Do they think this act will have longevity over 4-8 years? What ammo will professional mockers have after 2 weeks?

ACTUAL trump is so much funnier than any impersonation of trump ive seen. It doesnt make any sense. And all the impressions are like, a copy of a copy of a copy. People think Trump is just being defensive when he tweets about how shit Baldwins impression is but holy fuck it is just cringeworthy, it's only extreme sheepish leftists who can force a laugh at anything that makes fun of their political enemies, no matter how stupidly, that can stand this shit

TURN YOUR TV OFF
>Turn it off

OFF

>ACTUAL trump is so much funnier than any impersonation of trump ive seen. It doesnt make any sense.

This.

And it has positive impact on the world. Trump is doing something for the world. This Baldwin asshole does nothing for the world.

It's pathetic.

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It's funny how every episode is about the Trump administration now.

I knew he was an asshole but this is on another level

Norm used to shit on Hillary all the time

youtube.com/watch?v=Xnw8JRpXdAc

The 90s were great.

Trump could put on a black wig and corset and do a Alec Baldwin skit. He could lip-sync this:

youtube.com/watch?v=lgj6NEk9xEw

Unfortunately no.

Leftists are the type of people who only know how to throw tantrums to get what they want since their facts and reasons are flawed.

Can someone recut this and say it's trump sl we can troll some dems?

>45 minutes into the Baldwin SNL roast of Trump
>the crowd was laughing at first, there were some good jokes, but now its getting tiresome
>"I'm orange! My hair is thinning! I got a little wiener", the lesser Baldwin is saying to a non plussed crowd
>Suddenly the crowds eyes perk up, Baldwin thinks hes finally winning them back
>but its nothing Adam Baldwins shithead brother is saying
>its Kel!
>Kel has appeared peeking around the curtain, stage right hes waving and smiling at the crowd
>Suddely, stage left, Keenan Thompson's head pops out!
>The crowd is cheering at this point, to the point where even the very arrogant and slow Baldwin brother notices something is amiss as they interrupt his setup
>Right then Keenan and Kel flank in and embrace, right in front of the faux podium
>The energy from the crowd is electric. Reunited at last.
>Forehead to forehead, sharing a kiss, Keenan and Kel snap a look towards the crowd
>"welcome to goodburger home of the goodburger, may I take your orrrrrder?" They proudly proclaim to the great joy of all

he angered the faggots before now he has to make up for it

And someone would still call Trump an asshole even though he would set this wonderful conclusion into motion.

I'm not even mad, I genuinely feel sorry for these people. If they keep down this path he's going to win 2020 like he did in 2016.

Alec Baldwin's profanity laced rages and hatred against gay people should have gotten him kicked out of Hollywood graces, but why hasn't it?

I think he'll win in 2020 if he keeps his promises and there are no scandals within his administration, which the media tolerated when Obama did it but they wont go easy on Trump. The left in America seems to be dead and completely unhinged.

yep thank you leaf

Incredible how one election can change everything in an instant

If you're liberal, they laugh it off because you're the funny drunk uncle.

If you're conservative, you are already Hitler in their mind before you do or say anything - they are just dripping with anticipation at any chance to pull the trigger on you.

Holy shit everyone ITT sounds triggered lmao

If he does well and wins again in 2020 will anyone who opposed him to begin with actually turn around?

I feel most around me who despise him mostly do because of his "etiquette" saying he doesn't have to respond to insults on the internet when he can clearly BTFO people like a president should.

I really want Trump to do something that makes all the leftists re-evaluate themselves and how they judge others.

This.

>hurr nobody watches that
>hurrr who cares its not funny
>hurr alec baldwin bad man

trumpkins are fucking robotards

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8 years of obama and they never disrespected him like this, if they even did a bit on him it was with kids gloves on. I remember when bush was president the entire comedy central as dedicated to bashing him.

I wanted to say something along these line, but I didn't actually pay attention to how much shit the comedians gave Obama, especially in the beginning.

If they did they were either branded a racist, or a house nigga, the irony is amazing in that second one.

I think the biggest joke is on obama in the end. At the end of his term people wanted a memer over more of the same. I think he didn't want the real presidents beef to begin with. Probably thought he was putting blacks 100 years forward, when they just continued to riot over getting punished when they break the law. Now that's comedy.

See the problem with that joke is that Carlos mencia is a comedian. It's like saying tacos are the burritos of food it doesn't really make sense. Like Carlos mencia is the Carlos mencia of comedy cuz he's a comedian.

I love Alec Baldwin. He's the ultimate example of liberal hypocrisy.

He's openly used the word nigger, he's openly called people "cock sucking faggots" and the piece of shit even complained about having to share a dressing room with a woman because she had cancer.

If the left had an ounce of decency or a shred of morality this man would have no career.

But hey, they like his Trump impression, so all that other shit doesn't matter to them.

fuck hollywood and the kikes that run it

Carlos Mencia's career ended once he was accused of joke stealing and it was basically confirmed true.

Thats the reference. Saying SNL should be like Carlos Mencia....irrelevant/over.

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They find this kind of humour "clever"

look at this little faggots, let the guy straighten his daughter maybe she wasn't picking up her phone or she was lost I mean who the fuck knows.

Do you have kids? if not shut the fuck up and let the guy do what ever he wants, are you guys suddenly pandering to the left? you sound liberal as fuck.

How do you know all these things about Alec Baldwin?

I'm loving this thread. So funny seeing trumptards crying over SNL

Meh, good for him. Nice to get some work thrown his way after liberals shunned him.

And love to see the President is fair game for comedy again.

Love the hypocrisy on the left.

hardcore leftists hate liberals even more than we do.

t. occasional /leftypol/ lurker

Cool

I'm 41 years old and I don't remember a time when SNL was funny. It's always been a televised Leftist circle jerk with a laugh track.

>god, I always knew that guy was a piece of shit.

If more men blasted their daughters like this, maybe we wouldn't have such a massive slut endemic in the west.

umm are you sure youre not talking about the right?

you dont threaten a 12 year old, they aren't even that old and are bound to make mistakes yelling at them wont do any good

Fuck off loser. Lmaooo

Will this be the end of Drumpf?

>I dont give a damn that you're 12
>or a child
>or your mother a pain in the ass

Yah I know I'm being autistic but it's still worded so weirdly. Like it should say "snl is like Carlos mencia" not that it's the Carlos mencia of comedy cuz mencia himself is already in comedy. It would work if the thing you were comparing to mencia wasn't about comedy. I know it's stupid but that line bothered me.

>How do you know all these things about Alec Baldwin?

Jeez, you don't know this stuff?

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2280480/Alec-Baldwin-unleashed-racist-rant-New-York-Post-photographer.html/

huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/14/alec-baldwin-paparazzi-fag_n_4276741.html

hiphopnews24-7.com/profiles/blogs/tracy-morgan-says-alec-baldwin-needs-to-apologize-for-calling-a-b

naturalnews.com/043167_Alec_Baldwin_homophobia_cancer_patient.html

Alec Baldwin is fucking human garbage.

So edgy, now surely a lot o people would watch their tedious programming, because it`s now also insulting for dem racis.

Isn't this literally every episode of snl now though?

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Holy shit, he sounds just like Trump

so original and creative Lorne.... are we going to get this ((joke)) for the whole 8 years?

NBC needs to cancel this unwatchable shit.

This.

This is fucking gold

I assumed it was his adult daughter until I got hit with the fucking "11-12 years old" twist like a sledgehammer

>It hasn't worked for a year now BUT I SWEAR WE'LL GET HIM THIS TIME GUISE

fucking retards

It's all SNL has left. The rats are playing violins on a sinking ship.

Lmao

Can't fucking wait . Going to DVR that shit

yes he sounds a lot more like trump when he stops trying so fucking hard

faggot detected, enjoy having a faggot son and a lesbo vagina cheese grated daughter.
fuck you faggot.

Hope he likes getting his own lines from this tweeted at him constantly, cause it's way past due. Why isn't it a thing already?

UPDATE: Alec Baldwin's spokesperson released the following statement to the TV show "EXTRA": "In the best interest of the child, Alec will do what the mother is pathologically incapable of doing ... keeping his mouth shut and obeying the court order. The mother and her lawyer leaked this sealed material in violation of a court order. Although Alec acknowledges that he should have used different language in parenting his child, everyone who knows him privately knows what he has been put through for the past six years."

Kek, and who the fuck names their daughter "Ireland"? Gonna have to side with Alec on this one, sounds like a batshit whore mother raising a batshit whore daughter.

Every episode of SNL ever.

> be 20
> trying to get laid by the mid-90s equivalent of a hipster chick
> get invited over to her house for dinner and to watch SNL
> never watched SNL because we had HBO
> dinner was nice, her mom was a former hippy and was kind of liberal but nothing too obnoxious
> SNL comes on
> it's all about how ridiculous the Republicans were for going after Clinton during the whole Monicagate thing
> girl and her mom were dying laughing
> I just sat there smiling politely
> commercial comes on, I say "But if he did have an affair with her and lied about it, that's illegal. The man is a public servant. Using his office to pick up women and then conceal evidence of it is a violation of the law."
> they stare at me dumbfounded
> I left before the shitty end musical thing was over

That show has always sucked.

hahaha love that guy

egas

youtube.com/watch?v=Xnw8JRpXdAc

Here you go, user, maybe this will make you feel better.

cool, but the Putin guy is way more funny. Baldwin's Trump is kind of just dumb. I wonder if Trumpolini actually watches. He cant resist tweeting about it, which confirms how much of a true moron he is.

All they've ever done is act as a Leftist political commercial. Seriously. I remember that shit from 20 years ago and it was awful even then.

> but muh classic SNL

Nah, it was shit. It's always been shit.

How does this show stay on the air?

Is it roasting him if he's not there, not watching, and doesn't care?

thats just proof that conservatism is a mental disorder

I'm not saying they haven't bagged on dems through the years, but SNL predominantly goes after anyone conservative. Trump as president? Sheeit... that's all they'll talk about for the rest of forever.

you really made the world a better place

didn't ya F.A.G.?

haven't you ever been on reddit?

repeating once vaguely humorous jokes to death is considered clever.

oh, hahahaha he cares, he shits himself every time he sees, oh wait, he is into golden showers, he pisses himself after every skit

Fuck, I knew I loved Norm for a reason.

They literally advocate for the same shit in a more coherent manner, so what the fuck?

>I’m tired of playing this game with you. I’m leaving this message for you to tell you that you have insulted me for the last time. You have insulted me. You don’t have the brains or the decency as a human being… I don’t give a damn that you’re 12 years old or 11 years old, or a child, or that your mother is a thoughtless pain in the ass who doesn’t care about what you do as far as I’m concerned. You have humiliated me for the last time with this and I’m going to fly out there for the day just to straighten you out on this issue. I’m going to let you know just how disappointed in you that I am and how angry I am with you that you’ve done this to me again. You made me feel like shit and you’ve made me feel like a fool over and over and over again. I am going to get on a plane and I am going to straighten your ass out when I see you. Do you understand me? I am going to really make sure you get it. That I’m going to get on a plane and so you better be ready. I’m going to let you know how I feel, about what a rude little pig you really are. You are a rude thoughtless little pig. Okay?


I keep looking at the transcript hoping for a pasta, but I'm just not sure it's good enough.

>oh, hahahaha he cares, he shits himself every time he sees, oh wait, he is into golden showers, he pisses himself after every skit

Who needs SNL when we've got you.

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>Hey I want to tell you something, okay, and I want to leave a message for you right now. I’m tired of playing this game with you. I’m leaving this message for you to tell you that you have insulted me for the last time. You have insulted me. You don’t have the brains or the decency as a human being… I don’t give a damn that you’re 12 years old or 11 years old, or a child, or that your mother is a thoughtless pain in the ass who doesn’t care about what you do as far as I’m concerned. You have humiliated me for the last time with this and I’m going to fly out there for the day just to straighten you out on this issue. I’m going to let you know just how disappointed in you that I am and how angry I am with you that you’ve done this to me again. You made me feel like shit and you’ve made me feel like a fool over and over and over again. I am going to get on a plane and I am going to straighten your ass out when I see you. Do you understand me? I am going to really make sure you get it. That I’m going to get on a plane and so you better be ready. I’m going to let you know how I feel, about what a rude little pig you really are. You are a rude thoughtless little pig. Okay?

Added a line at the start. justjared.com/2007/04/20/alec-baldwin-phone-tirade-with-daughter/ link to transcript

you lost

Exactly. This show isn't funny anymore and they know it

>tfw the Netherlands makes a better parody

youtube.com/watch?v=j-xxis7hDOE

Hardcore leftist here. Trump is growing more and more retarded every day so no.

Not that I find SNL drivel funny, but Trump is one to be mocked for the ages.