>mfw this becomes real.
Mfw this becomes real
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That is what we should have done in the 1800s while keeping the Mexicans out. Sadly, most of that land has too many brown people to make it worth while.
>british north america
Dad'll be ecstatic.
Remember
Shit, we'd get some cool places in Baja and the Yucatan, sign me up. Throw in Jamaica, why not.
Nice try, Paco. We know you just want free American citizenship status from the acquired land. If anything, places like California should be sold to Mexico.
Nothing like a cartel desert with some female murder oasis to really improve our country.
I'll pass, I'd rather have the maritime territories anyways.
>What is Purge
Do it
That's what Canada was referred to as before it was Canada, burger.
No really, keep your rocks.
Fuck off, they're ours.
Polk was legit the best president. Check him out
no, i just want pretzels and mountain dew
and root beer
>Implying they arent Greater New England clay
You can keep Ontario
>and root beer
Now you've got too far you little shit you get nothing.
Newfies are more Irish than Anglo.
Besides, Maritimers couldn't give less a shit about the wider world. They're content in their little world.
Why the fuck didn't the united states at least take Baja California like polk wanted to?
Don't some Newfies have an accent that sounds a lot like an Irish accent?
This
Take the Maritimes, Newfoundland, Greenland, and everything west of Ontario
>America still owns Angle Inlet
Triggered
:c
Not quite, it's almost like Welsh but the population's heritage is pretty Irish:
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>wanting land in tropical climates
you forgot 36 30 or fight
The accent varies from tiny hamlet to tiny hamlet:
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let him has barq we can still drink a&w
no ice though
Eww, we don't want that much of mainland Mexico, too many people to displace and no major natural resources.
Take Baja, that shit is nice.
We did want all that land and all of Mexico.
The Northern States argued against such a land grab because they didn't want more slave owning states to the Union that would give the South more electoral votes.
>Yucatan
Why?
A&W a shit.
So it all comes back to niggers ruining everything again.
>America becomes 30% white immediately
Why the fuck would we want any more greasy Mexicans?
We have about 10 times too many as it is
Why not? It's cool. pic related
You can get those here though...
Ok not in restaurants but you can still get them
too many brown people? nothing a little eugenics can't fix.
North Mexican girls are white as fuck.
Would move there if Trump does this.
>even more mexicans in the US
what about pop-tarts?
>that Yucatan
gonna need another wall if we do that
>Cuba
I fucking wish, but I doubt they'd go for it at this point.
>a literal Trump train
This is better than when Jeb got injured in the guacamole accident
kek
This is fucking amazing
Nah we would take it and still deport the Mexicans further south.
Tfw all the American companies that moved to Mexico are in American territory again.
We could've, and probably should've annexed Cuba after the Spanish-American War of 1898. That ship sailed a long time ago, though.
BEAUTIFUL
You should annex Cuba now and appoint Ted Cruz as provisional governor. Cut a deal with Russia - you take Cuba, they get Israel.
Es. At last someone gets it. Canada always was a dumb idea. OP has shown them the way.
Northern Mexico is unironically something like 80% white.
All the brown midgets are from the southern states.
Motherfuck
That really pisses me off, we should have conquered and claimed so much more territory down South than we did.
All of Cuba in US hands, avoids the missile crisis entirely.
Fuck, all that extra land, I love the idea, sad that we failed James Polk, he had the right idea.
I don't want Cuba though.
Are you poor as fuck or what? You can even get chicken tendies and Red Baron pizza.
I am laughing .
take the lakes as well
please
LINK!!!!!
>Not wanting more territory just because you disagree with fellow Americans on one issue
We always talk about the eternal kraut
the eternal Anglo
the eternal leaf
why never the eternal nigger? we'd be on Mars by now
Yeah, way South. To hell.
>Gulf of Mexico
Gulf of the USA now bitch.
But seriously no one wants your shitty country.
idk, i just want Trump as my president and not peña ñato.
The resources there.
>Trump builds wall
>Wall fucks up Mexico's economy
>Mexico begs Trump for help
>Trump offers to buy northern Mexican states
>Mexico agrees
>Trump builds resorts and golf courses in new territories
>Mexicans in new territories have jobs and learn English
>Canada still sucks
>Canada goes full hedonism
BEAUTIFUL