Sup desis

Hello.

Finnfag here, been living in Bangalore for 2 months. AMA.

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>living in Bangalore
You know it's bad when a Russian laughs at your living level

how much stinky indian pussy do you get every hour?

>Finnfag here
>indian flag

how new are you

Living in Bangalore you dolt.

Not one.

Not a question.

0/10 inbred white detected. any average caucasian would have bitches zerg rushing his dick.

Retard, learn to read.

How expensive is it? Do most people speak english? How are your living conditions? Hows the food? Seen any shitting streets? Why no stinky indian pussy?

It doesn't work that way.

Also, I'm very white.

You are not Finnish. You are delusional. Stop pretending to be white and get a job.

Post your personal pics of

DESIGNATED

Sano jotaa suomeks.
Have you already adopted their traditional shitting style? How many people do you see shitting on the street when you look out through the window?

>Brotherhood of the snake
>Hindu gods are fallen angels disguised as "gods"

you literally worship pagan gods
you got deceived

Kinda expensive. Expat salaries would cover most it.

Living conditions with servants good. Every day when I get back from work my dishes have been cleaned, apartment washed and clothes ironed.

Food is amazing.

Pussy, I am yet to discover.

I heard that you can fuck your maids if you want to. Can you confirm/deny?

Sounds pretty good. What do you do for work?

Bevarsi!

Mitä töitä teet

It would be like fuckin your negro slave.

Producing content lol.

My maids are men so no.

Sisällöntuotantoa. Käännöstä aika paljon.

Lol, good for you man. Hope youre happy.
Wish i could go live somewhere nice.

If you have any free time you should go to Goa, heard there are lots of russian and indian sloots there

Do they think you're a chink since you have slanted eyes?

It's not so nice.

The traffic is fucking horrible, and I've been LA and Bangkok.

They basically think I'm European. That covers them all.

Haha yeah LA is bizzare.
Why are you down there if you dont seem to like it much?

No I like it. Well, I like the expat life in here.

Have you tried the weed?

People speak "english", no shitting in streets. Y no pussy well you Indian guys should tell me that. Prostitution is an option.

No. Tough criminal system on that.

It's only tough if you get caught. You should the weed in banglore is pretty good

Spoken like a true 15 year prison sentence.

What school did you went, and how old are you?

where in Bangalore, I can maybe hook you up with some stuff.

School? I'm 40.

>you literally worship pagan gods
>you got deceived
this from a german.

Domlur. Not looking to hook up. Except maybe with some good prostitutes?

Lol wtf you doing on Sup Forums grandpa

I worship jack shit. Also, not hindu (lol dindu).

Show some respect to veterans son.

Veteran of pajeet training ? Have you shart in the loo

Nope western sharting everywhere so far.

Expat.

>40
>old
You have to be 18 to post here

Dawg, im in my twenties. I'm slaying the pussy and im acrobatic as an young gaselle!

Well head to madiwala or infact try hosur road area.

Also if you want easy, piss easy, hook ups try tinder, there is prime college pussy all around the Bosch campuses and white men are pretty coveted.

There is a place near maruthi Nagar main road where rich students from the north are living and they often have parties which just turn into a fuckfest.

Also pic related, this is an actual place I walked past.

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It is ispired by Sup Forums's pol

Seriously, why haven't you had sex?

Why don't you expat in Thailand and fuck your brains out?

Svenska köttbullare giving tips. Just go to your cuckshed already, sven.

I'm wealthy enough to go for some higher class escorts. Can I do that without problems?

Two months. My balls are getting blue.

But hookers. There's surely hookers. Don't be such a nordcuck, I had sex with hookers even at 20.

You don't just get hookers in India.

..or actually, one does not simply get hookers in Bangalore.

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best one out there.
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Why not? Just go walk and offer pajeets some money for suckisucki. I'm pretty sure they do it for like 15 euros. Trust me, I know these kinda things

Olen aika paljon, jopa vitun, suomalainen. Duuni on.

Bullshit.
wikisexguide.com/wiki/Bangalore

Hm. Why India then when there's Thailand? But I recall some other dude posting here who lived in India, he said he had sex with hookers. I've never been to India so I don't know.

And you've had no shit from either police or them for it?

also bangalore.locanto.in/Escorts/20905/

Yes you sound very trustworthy.

So stop guessing you cuck.

Best quads wasted by a poo in loo.

Not really, police are pretty busy over there, they wont fuck with you if you dont fuck with them. Just keep your head down, do what you want to and move on. Be careful as possible though, wrap up and always make sure they clean themselves before and after, if they do it automatically you have a good girl, if you need to tell them they will be dead fishes in bed.

OK have you tried that yourself?

Finn in a can.

Thank you, finally something useful.

Also,
bangalore.craigslist.co.in/search/bts

C'mon, the place's name is just a few letters away from "bang a whore".

It's really a lot more complicated than you would think.

So the autism is stopping you, and that makes the thing more complicated? Checkmate nerd.

I did at first, but then I picked up chicks through tinder. In fact I was on the phone talking in my NZ accent to someone while in a mall and this chick approached me talking about some LGBT stuff and pamphlets, she was a college student with a cute short haircut, she invited me to a party after a brief chat went there, not a single gay person but some prime pussy all over, i railed like three different girls through the night, it was fun and I dont remember their names so it was good, they do act a little shy and are pretty inexperienced at times but if you guide them they are pretty good submissive fucktoys

Will do.

>Checkmate nerd.
Wow the fingolian is mad.

>Walk Bangalore street
>ooo white tall masculine maaaan whatz ya up to?
>analyze the woman if you could fuck her
>let's go for a drink
>later fuck your brains out

How often do you POO IN THE LOO?

I call bullshit. I have seen maybe one girl here with a short haircut.

I wish what you said would be true, though.

How much poo do you have to dodge on a daily basis? Have your bowels adjusted to the food or are you still shitting brown soup?

If you don't start making sense soon we'll have to put you in a home.

this happend last year november, she was the only one with a short haircut I had seen though, rest of them had a lot of hair.

It does not work that way.

I'm just kidding. Prostitutes are for degenerates anyway.

>88▶

Once the red pill is taken son, there is not many places for us to go.

What did he mean by this?

you cant approach random chicks on the street, the people around will start enquiring as to what you are doing. She has to start talking to you or its gg because they WILL call popo and you will be done for soliciting.

Well then you don't look confident or average Indian pooguy is actually better looking than you

Yeah I'm kinda on the hedge here. On the other side, degenaracy. On the other, bursting balls.

>Prostitutes are for degenerates anyway.
you shouldnt talk about your mothers profession like that.

Well that's one area I'm good for. But, as said earlier, it's more complicated than that.

And in that scenario I told had a woman starting the conversation.

Will the local guys beat you if they see a local woman with a foreigner? They are pretty racist there or towards outsiders "stealing" their potential women.

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So, are you fat? something cosmetics on your face? Why is it complicated? Tell us hombre.

Yeah I know at least 5 euro women with Indian guys.

Jesus wept!

No faults in physics, not fat, go to gym etc. Really quite fetching. Or not.

I don't know. Hitting on regular Indian girls seems pretty hard. Also, as I'm already 40, there are not too many to choose from. Widows maybe.