Time for some banter :^)

time for some banter :^)
post your best poland memes here

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Why do you guys hate Poland?

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Gołąbki is yummy but it makes me fart like an old hound dog.

Are houses and apartments in Poland just filled with people doing huge comical trumpet farts?

success breeds jealousy

best I can do.

yup

Apparently this raid is to devide pol, a Christian board, From a country with the highest rates of cathlotism in the would outside of Rome.

Becuase we're Nazis and dont approve of family values.

Pity the thread can't be screenshots now, right op?

nice get, no just for the memes here kinda boring with all the hwndu threads

Because Poland exists

good one

Sorry OP but I cant contribute tot his thread. Some Polish guy stole all my memes along with my car.

nice

for taking and destroying my ancestral home - but today it's secondary, we face more dire problems. Once the Polish help us rid Islam off Europa, we shall return to truly hating eachother.

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Fuck off, Krauts are the biggest niggers of Europe. How many times have you tried to ruin Europe now?

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Am i the only one who noticed that germans are way more buttmad about pollacks than pollacks about germans ? On /pol at least

they attacked us, that night, you know!

kek

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FPBP

>believing the good side won the war
>not seeing the imminent annihilation of the European races, their cultures and home lands

after 7+ decades of the victors', Allied rule and the possibilities the internet provides - how can you be so uninformed, so ignorant?

National Socialism tried to free Germany, free Europa, free Humanity from the shackles of certain International Groups and their demonic interests.

Are you talking about MY hometown Hans?
If you learn a bit of history you would know that Poland did not destroy your "ancestral home", Soviets did. Poland had no tanks, no planes, no artillery, no guns, nothing at this point.
Poland did not choose to be moved 500km West and give up eastern part.
Why are Germans so retarded when it comes to WWII?
Poland and Poles had no saying in what or even IF Poland will be placed on the map.

What is a poland?

I don't see any buses going through people or explosions in the last germany photo though

First this is russia, second it's fake.

theguardian.com/world/2016/oct/05/german-man-imprisoned-by-parents-for-30-years

You can google "(country) man" and find stupid shit about anyone.

DEUS VULT

flag checks out

dzień dobry

theguardian.com/world/2016/oct/05/german-man-imprisoned-by-parents-for-30-years

independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/germany-man-jailed-killing-drinking-friend-cut-off-penis-genitals-a7354506.html

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3873742/German-man-admits-killing-Filipino-wife-slicing-body-eight-pieces-sex-holiday-Thailand.html

google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwjazJnf29_RAhVBSRoKHYnjBL44KBAWCE4wBw&url=http://www.businessinsider.com/r-german-man-convicted-of-setting-dozens-of-fires-in-los-angeles-area-2016-9&usg=AFQjCNGxggpL_8oVWmX6LHzJhZhQbMviHA&sig2=vYMOCf7LatMiYHrzNiVFQg&bvm=bv.145063293,d.d2s

Poland is based.

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Very accurate desu

Such argument.

I know it's due to the Ruskies that large parts of Germany are now Poland, but at the same time the Polish lusted for the civilized German lands to the West. The Polish had never become a society able to achieve grandness - from their space programs to their way of urban life.

In 1994, I visited with my grandparents the small village near Breslau where they came from - it's a rich area of Poland, and yet the town was merely a shadow of what it had once been.

They're good people, mostly, the Polish - just without dreams of grandeur.

Polaks are a joke by definition. Even the name of the country is a fucking joke

I don't hate it but, it's full of uncooperative idiots.

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Of course, it's twice as bad on krautch and infipol too. Most of us like to take the piss out of Poland as if he is that poor kid from class but in the end it's not hate. Germans just seem to explode however.

lmao

You have a few butthurt faggots here and there but most germans don´t give a fuck.
It´s not like there aren´t much bigger fishes to fry at the moment than Poland.

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Now compare rapes

>In 1994, I visited with my grandparents the small village near Breslau where they came from - it's a rich area of Poland, and yet the town was merely a shadow of what it had once been.


Well, it was rekt during the war, depopulated, populated by 100% immigrants, suffered over 40 years of communism and had population of people believing that Germans will take it back soon, so did nothing to improve it.
Until very recently "German" part of Poland was not developed because of fear of WWIII or just German take over.
Visit this summer again, I bet it is much better now.

exactly - I for one am looking forward to the day when armies under Christian and Polish flags head west to help the last sons of the west.

>the saviors of Europe

>In 1994, I visited with my grandparents the small village near Breslau where they came from - it's a rich area of Poland, and yet the town was merely a shadow of what it had once been.

You just described literally any place touched by uncle stalin.

scientific progress has destroyed wildlife, created obnoxious grey cities - the only good scientific discoveries were penicilin and pasteurization

Forgot to mention
>and 50 years of communism

polan bls go awbai

Well maybe it is because you have TWICE as many people?
When you compare GDP of whole country number of people matters a lot. If you double population of Poland on this graph the gap is suddenly not that big.

35m - 82m

It is more than double.

35m? Where are you even getting this data from? Its 38m+

C'mon hungary, I thought we were friends

Irrelevant without percentage

It just shows that their crime rate must be pretty low compared to others. More than a million of poles live in the UK. According to this even the french commit more crimes per capita, lel

Sorry, I remembered wrong. But still many people (me) emigrated so I would not count us in for GDP.

At least the old ladies share the info if you ask them while strolling in the neighborhood

Looking at the crime rates between here and my time in the UK, the babooshkas do a better job. They will actually call the police or a neighbour if they see something bad happening, rather than watch a crime occur and take so long to identify someone from grainy CCTV footage that the window for charging them has already passed. A video of a crime happening is no substitute for someone intervening.

the only thing more annoying than young women are old women

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>babooshkas

It always amazes me how similar our words are. But yeah, I have a similar example of how they can save lives, literally. One has a house near the main road leading out of town and while she was outside watering her flowers, she saw a motorcyclist overtake a car but misjudged the distance between the upcoming car and he veered off the road before he could hit it. Now the old lady saw everything and immediately went to call the ambulance, and after they came one of the doctors thanked her for calling them so soon as the next call notifying them of the accident came after 5 minutes of her call. Bear in mind, no one saw her call since she was in her house.

I kinda like them. If you open up to them, you can also hear some interesting things every now and then.

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>I kinda like them. If you open up to them, you can also hear some interesting things every now and then.
When I first moved into this building I was pretty annoyed by the old lady upstairs always leaning out of the window and telling me to lock the gate etc. Then after someone tried to rob the place I understand why she does it. She's actually descended from the Romanovs and has a lot of interesting stories.
Quite often we have drunks being annoying and the only people I see standing up to them are these little grandmothers.

bump, please moar

>Romanovs

Jesus, really? Damn, I wonder what she's like, she must be pretty pissed at the russians.
I can only imagine her being pissed and arguing with them "When I was your age.." or "Aren't you ashamed..." etc. Classic old women and it's interesting seeing them stand up to lil' pricks.

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